GFZ is now open

5 May 2006

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in

5 May 2006

Right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm buying :shock:

5 May 2006

I will have a quick 2lt bottle of vodka here please biggrin

Shaz x

5 May 2006

Quick Mr FC has his wallet out biggrin

I need someone who is good with their hands as I have a bad back sad

:(
C x

5 May 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I will have a quick 2lt bottle of vodka here please
Shaz x

:shock: :shock: :shock:
would you like a straw with it lol

5 May 2006

Quote by Calista
Quick Mr FC has his wallet out
I need someone who is good with their hands as I have a bad back :(
C x

Ahh! Alex you haven't experienced my karate chop massage lol

5 May 2006

Quote by MrFC
I will have a quick 2lt bottle of vodka here please
Shaz x

:shock: :shock: :shock:
would you like a straw with it lol

I will drink it any way it comes if your paying :lol:
Shaz x

5 May 2006

I will drink it any way it comes if your paying
Shaz x

Oh I'm paying alright confused

Why can't I keep my mouth shut cool

5 May 2006

Quote by MrFC

I will drink it any way it comes if your paying
Shaz x

Oh I'm paying alright confused

Why can't I keep my mouth shut cool

Coz you're a man ????? bolt

Mines a large Pimms and lemonade, lotsof crushed ice and some lemon/orange slices ... thanks biggrin

Cx

5 May 2006

Quote by Calista

I will drink it any way it comes if your paying
Shaz x

Oh I'm paying alright confused

Why can't I keep my mouth shut cool

Coz you're a man ????? bolt

Mines a large Pimms and lemonade, lotsof crushed ice and some lemon/orange slices ... thanks biggrin

Cx

Would you like my Cherry with it as well :?:
Phredd :love: :bolt:
ps = Erm sorry I spoke

5 May 2006

Coz you're a man ?????
Mines a large Pimms and lemonade, lotsof crushed ice and some lemon/orange slices ... thanks
Cx

How about lemonade and crushed ice rolleyes

5 May 2006

Quote by MrFC

Coz you're a man ?????
Mines a large Pimms and lemonade, lotsof crushed ice and some lemon/orange slices ... thanks
Cx

How about lemonade and crushed ice rolleyes

Pah... just can't get the service in here lately! ....
How about if I used the crushed ice for my back, the orange/lemon slices to hide my nipples, have the pimms straight?
:giggle:
C x

5 May 2006

I'll have my usual very large Bailey's on the rocks please.....................stuff it, just give me the bottle and the ice bucket.......it's been a shite week :cry:

5 May 2006

I'll have a large raljax please :shock: I've put my back out playing golf :cry: :cry:

5 May 2006

dry white wine needed over here please! (and make it large will ya) lol

5 May 2006

The bar is open to all cool

........help yourselves lol

5 May 2006

I want to know what extras you are supplying MrFC :rascal:
Oh and where is nick_w??
I want him in here too :twisted:
Fee
XX

5 May 2006

Evening all wave

Can I leave the keys for the scooter behind the bar?

I don't want to get tempted to take it for a spin when I've had a few JD's wink

By the way... who's in the chair?

5 May 2006

Quote by cu3b4ll
Evening all
Can I leave the keys for the scooter behind the bar?

I don't want to get tempted to take it for a spin when I've had a few JD's
By the way... who's in the chair?

Bags I being on top :twisted:

5 May 2006

Some sneaky so an so has deleted the 'Bump' thread......
Just gonna check again lol

No sorry its still here........ should have popped into speck savers on the way home eh.

5 May 2006

Quote by mdr2000
Some sneaky so an so has deleted the 'Bump' thread......
Just gonna check again

How many have you had tonight? wink

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/75316.html

5 May 2006

Quote by cu3b4ll
Some sneaky so an so has deleted the 'Bump' thread......
Just gonna check again

How many have you had tonight? wink

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/75316.html
Boll*cks...... you noticed!!

5 May 2006

I know, I know your heads spinning you wanna puke........... confused

But here you are for all you girlies that stay out a bit to long.............

Slump yourselves down and :twisted:

6 May 2006

Bloody mess in here again ffs.
right then, Tables frist, then change the water in the hot tub, then the vac. I'm not even going to look in the dungeon :roll:
but before all of that, a stiff Brandy methinks :cheers:

6 May 2006

I've brought a mop with me Sheddy and a duster....
Better have a quick pint before i start though....
:cheers:
....And who's is this thong i've found at the back of the sofa confused

:

6 May 2006

Quote by southukcouple
I've brought a mop with me Sheddy and a duster....
Better have a quick pint before i start though....
:cheers:
....And who's is this thong i've found at the back of the sofa :

ops: :oops:
Thought I was missing something ........
wink

:wink: :wink:
Cx

6 May 2006

Quote by southukcouple
I'm going to mop Sheddy with a duster made from this thong i've found at the back of the sofa :
Better have a quick pint before i start though....
:cheers:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: You'd better wash the bloody thing first lol

:lol: :lol:

6 May 2006

Quote by sheddy
I'm going to mop Sheddy with a duster made from this thong i've found at the back of the sofa :
Better have a quick pint before i start though....
:cheers:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: You'd better wash the bloody thing first lol

:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: nice edit there sheddy

6 May 2006

What !! I never touched it honest :lol2: bolt

6 May 2006

Quote by sheddy
What !! I never touched it honest :lol2:

:lol: yea ok.....
... And no they are not Mrs South's :lol: She don't wear any
Must be yours Calista