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Quote by philstarnchoozy
:doh: :giggle:

don`t you start aswell :uhoh:
i`ve just had my ass smacked :upset:
You deserve a smaked arse, your always wiggling it :twisted:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
:doh: :giggle:

don`t you start aswell :uhoh:
i`ve just had my ass smacked :upset:
You deserve a smaked arse, your always wiggling it :twisted:
just a little bit, wiggle it just a little bit, acid grove.
sorry thought i had started work early then!

this is a good 9inches lady's wink
Stuff fishing for a game of tiddly winks.
Can I please have a very large glass of White Grenache?
Sod it, just leave me the bottle, bring another just in case and put me back on my bar stool if/when I fall off
:cry:
Mine's a big glass of heavy red with some pistachios please waiter, I am feeling very very naughty this Friday night....
pink x

would madam like a fish with that? rolleyes
and your fish bolt

would you like it stuffed :evil2:
rite i`m off for my tea now,
then off to work.
so you can`t pick on me while i`m not here lol
I've seen some good fishing photos, how ever I don't think I would be thanked for putting them up on here
:giggle:
Can ya get Fosters EC in then 5ltr tins like stella
If not i'll take the stella lol
your pint sir

dont mind the duck sir
we'r out of umbrellers rolleyes
Can some kind soul give me an I.V. of Bacardi and Coke and a very large plate of flame grilled herbivore please?
your kangeroo burger sir

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Quote by Stormwalker
Can some kind soul give me an I.V. of Bacardi and Coke and a very large plate of flame grilled herbivore please?

on its way hun.......think I'll get myself a glass of plonk whilst I'm at the bar....... biggrin
Quote by poshkate
Can some kind soul give me an I.V. of Bacardi and Coke and a very large plate of flame grilled herbivore please?

on its way hun.......think I'll get myself a glass of plonk whilst I'm at the bar....... biggrin
Kate you are a star! kiss
I don’t suppose I could get you to deliver it while wearing a fetching little maid’s outfit could I? innocent
Can I have a nice cold lager please?? biggrin
Now then..... What sweeties shall I eat first?? confused :?
Quote by sercher01
your kangeroo burger sir

your bacardi

and your IV sir

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rotflmao this could be a long night wink
Thanks Sercher :thumbup:
Quote by Stormwalker
Can some kind soul give me an I.V. of Bacardi and Coke and a very large plate of flame grilled herbivore please?

on its way hun.......think I'll get myself a glass of plonk whilst I'm at the bar....... biggrin
Kate you are a star! kiss
I don’t suppose I could get you to deliver it while wearing a fetching little maid’s outfit could I? innocent
Actually was it not sercher that got you your stuff first??!!! Think he just beat PK to it!
So.....do you want sercher to wear a fetching little maid's outfit instead? :rascal: lol
Fee
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Quote by Shireen_Mids
Can I have a nice cold lager please?? biggrin
Now then..... What sweeties shall I eat first?? confused :?

Stormy covers himself in sweets in the hope Shireen will get peckish :rascal:
Quote by Stormwalker
I don’t suppose I could get you to deliver it while wearing a fetching little maid’s outfit could I? innocent

as long as Fire's wearing a maids outfit too I'll be on my way........ lol
Quote by Stormwalker
rotflmao this could be a long night wink

Had 2 allready i can go another tho lol
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Can some kind soul give me an I.V. of Bacardi and Coke and a very large plate of flame grilled herbivore please?

on its way hun.......think I'll get myself a glass of plonk whilst I'm at the bar....... biggrin
Kate you are a star! kiss
I don’t suppose I could get you to deliver it while wearing a fetching little maid’s outfit could I? innocent
Actually was it not sercher that got you your stuff first??!!! Think he just beat PK to it!
So.....do you want sercher to wear a fetching little maid's outfit instead? :rascal: lol
Fee
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rolleyes No silly....he hasn't got the legs for it......now you on the other hand......
Quote by Stormwalker
rolleyes No silly....he hasn't got the legs for it......now you on the other hand......

Strangely enough, I do have a little maid's outfit........ wink
Fee
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Quote by poshkate

I don’t suppose I could get you to deliver it while wearing a fetching little maid’s outfit could I? innocent

as long as Fire's wearing a maids outfit too I'll be on my way........ lol
She’s getting it out as we speak……………the maid’s outfit that is. :lol:
Quote by Stormwalker

I don’t suppose I could get you to deliver it while wearing a fetching little maid’s outfit could I? innocent

as long as Fire's wearing a maids outfit too I'll be on my way........ lol
She’s getting it out as we speak……………the maid’s outfit that is. :lol:
woo hoo..........:giggle:
I'll pick Feebee up on the way.......... :lol:
im not doin barman if i have to dress up like dammy :shock:
Quote by sercher01
im not doin barman if i have to dress up like dammy :shock:

But you have very nice legs sercher :twisted: (don't listen to Stormy rolleyes)
Anyway, I think Pk is picking me up and Fire and I are dressing up :bounce: I'm sure Kate will do it too wink so you are off the hook.....for now!
Fee
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feuew!!!!!!! that was close
what you havin to drink fee? wink
oh! an no dancin on the bar you lot rolleyes
Quote by goose35

rotflmao this could be a long night wink

Had 2 allready i can go another tho lol
Sounds like a plan Goose :thumbup:
By the way I went into a chat room the other night and said "Hello Goose kiss" like you do. Trouble was, it was the wrong Goose :shock:
Now I have a reputation as a Goose molester :doh: rolleyes