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GFZ is open - World Cup Free Zone !!

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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
About time!
Ooooooh Steve - how wonderful - a footie free zone.
Could I have something long and cool please?
oh Nooooooo
Have I got it wrong?
You fellahs aren't going to put the match on the Plasma TV in here are you?
Girl free zone? :cry:
Footie Free Zone for the weekend cool and as for Girlie Free.............................................. false beards and deep voices spring to mind.
Quote by st3v3
false beards and deep voices spring to mind.

Strange fetish but I'm willing if you are Steve :rascal:
Quote by st3v3
Footie Free Zone for the weekend cool and as for Girlie Free.............................................. false beards and deep voices spring to mind.

:giggle:
*Puts on fake moustache from dressing up box and says*
Awight mate, how ya doin? (Whilst scratching 'balls' and farting!)
Ooooh Free Footie! Great! I'll go and get me jockstrap on!
Is there a football match on or something dunno
Sheddy off out to wax the car safe in the knowlage his local doesn't even have a cigarette machine let alone a jumbo tv for soccer ball matches lol :lol:
If this is a footy free zone should I therefore remove my new profile pictures? dunno
:giggle:
Fantastic!!!
No football.....although my daughter is watching it confused
I need some alcohol and some fun!! :twisted:
Anyone about?!
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
I need some alcohol and some fun!! :twisted:
Anyone about?!
Fee
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/ waves hand at LFB
Over here sexy and I have cold bubbly stuff just for you wink
HI Ladyfee
Over here for some fun, home alone this weekend................ :twisted:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Fantastic!!!
No football.....although my daughter is watching it confused
I need some alcohol and some fun!! :twisted:
Anyone about?!
Fee
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Fee you give me a date when you and Laird can come visit and we make sure you have a fun time...
Cocoa you will be needed that weekend as well :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by the_Laird

/ waves hand at LFB
Over here sexy and I have cold bubbly stuff just for you wink

Nutter! lol :lol:
I already know that cause I'm already drinking it! drinkies
Oooh Sarah, Laird and Feklar sandwich.....yummy! :twisted:
(just waiting on the scrumptious Cocoa to arrive too and I'm in a very horny mood :twisted: )
Fee
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Can I just sink into a comfy couch and lift my weary feet up? Cold water for me to drink please and some fruit.
Long hot summer days are fantastic. I need a nubile man to stand next to me and fan me down with palm trees and then peel me grapes to eat.
cool 8-)
Quote by Jags
Can I just sink into a comfy couch and lift my weary feet up? Cold water for me to drink please and some fruit.
Long hot summer days are fantastic. I need a nubile man to stand next to me and fan me down with palm trees and then peel me grapes to eat.
cool 8-)

How many grapes do you want peeling?
Quote by the_Laird
Can I just sink into a comfy couch and lift my weary feet up? Cold water for me to drink please and some fruit.
Long hot summer days are fantastic. I need a nubile man to stand next to me and fan me down with palm trees and then peel me grapes to eat.
cool 8-)

How many grapes do you want peeling?
A whole bunch of green ones and then there's the red ones for later. Sprinkling me with cold water is an optional but inviting extra! My valleys need watering.
kiss
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Oooh Sarah, Laird and Feklar sandwich.....yummy! :twisted:
(just waiting on the scrumptious Cocoa to arrive too and I'm in a very horny mood :twisted: )
Fee
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you missed Celestria from that list... you know that wherever I am she is as well lol :twisted:
we were thinking of going camping tomorrow can your garden hold a 6m by tent?
:twisted: :twisted: innocent
Quote by Jags

How many grapes do you want peeling?

A whole bunch of green ones and then there's the red ones for later. Sprinkling me with cold water is an optional but inviting extra! My valleys need watering.
kiss
I have a hose here, you wanna turn it on for me wink
PHEEEEWWWW!!!!
I feel as though I'm melting, MrsFC is feeling a little moist as well lol
Something cool would be good.......
It's ok for you lot. I'm off to work soon for a night shift and I couldn't sleep much this afternoon because of the heat :cry:
Quote by MrFC
PHEEEEWWWW!!!!
I feel as though I'm melting, Something cool would be good.......

Ice cubes run over your body and the melting water licked off dunno :twisted:
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
PHEEEEWWWW!!!!
I feel as though I'm melting, Something cool would be good.......

Ice cubes run over your body and the melting water licked off dunno :twisted:
Fee
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lol sounds good......will the ice cubes be in your mouth ???????
in flag putting up mode here...............

just stuck up a few on the house............
anything to wind the neighbours up!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin
dawn
Quote by MrFC
lol sounds good......will the ice cubes be in your mouth ???????

Among other places wink :twisted:
Fancy a bit of outdoors fun too? Under a tree where its cool? hump
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee

lol sounds good......will the ice cubes be in your mouth ???????

Among other places wink :twisted:
Fancy a bit of outdoors fun too? Under a tree where its cool? hump
Fee
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Under a tree :shock: Oh no......no........no.........squirrels and nuts ....... confused
Quote by MrFC

Fancy a bit of outdoors fun too? Under a tree where its cool? hump
Fee
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Under a tree :shock: Oh no......no........no.........squirrels and nuts ....... confused
:shock: :?
Okayyyy....... under a bush :shock:
Fee
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MrFC shudders
Now when you say a bush.............I always imagined it was kept trim lol