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Quote by st3v3

It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
<a href="http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2436.html">GFZ - Opening Weekend</a>
<a href="http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2812.html">GFZ - Graduation Weekend</a>
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ Easy gets locked in
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
afternnon tea anyone
wafer thin sandwiches
and cream cakes

Hits the spot big time. Builders tea too??
Brilliant.
I could also do with having my back scratched and my neck lightly nibbled if there's any blokies hanging about doing nothing special?
blast
Ooohh open nice and early today.
Can I have a LARGE glass of wine please plus Once Jags is sorted, can I also have an hunky bricky, mechanic, joiner, or come to think of it, remove the occupation, and just leave the hunky bit :twisted:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Ooohh open nice and early today.
Can I have a LARGE glass of wine please plus Once Jags is sorted, can I also have an hunky bricky, mechanic, joiner, or come to think of it, remove the occupation, and just leave the hunky bit :twisted:

I'm STILL waiting to be sorted...
:cry: :cry:
Ok...sorry if im thick.... but i really do not understand these GFZ threads...
What are they suppost to be about??
Why do they get locked and then opened and started off again???
confused
Quote by Lilmiss
Ok...sorry if im thick.... but i really do not understand these GFZ threads...
What are they suppost to be about??
Why do they get locked and then opened and started off again???
confused

Read the opening post in the thread (by Kitkat). They get opened on a Friday and closed by Monday because they are a bit of a laugh for the weekend.
Supposedly girl-free but the ladies tend to take over biggrin
Its the weekend prattle and flirty thread Lilmiss :P Its locked on sun night/mon morn.
Love
Fire xxx
And so far it`s an ALL girl zone, budge up in the jacuzzi, I`m coming in. smile
Where's RPM when you want him, in that tool belt??
:twisted:
and why when its suppossed to be a girl free zone am I the only guy in here confused:
who cares ladies who wants some fun :twisted:
what are you offering? :angel:
Quote by Cherrytree
what are you offering? :angel:

for you of course kiss
in edit: i will read next time...........
shall we start with some wine rotflmao
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
wheres all the hunks to give us a nice soothing massage
make it quick tho as i have a night shift to do :cry:

that puts me in my place then rotflmao
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
wheres all the hunks to give us a nice soothing massage
make it quick tho as i have a night shift to do :cry:

that puts me in my place then rotflmao
wouldent mind this young hunk in any place
wanders off blaming missy for these wicked thoughts shes having
I like the young part :smug:
whats missy got to do with your wicked thoughts ??
I'm watching lol
hmmm no one here
>>>>>> goes out back to look at the wine cellar>>>>>>>>>>
Quote by Ukwineman
hmmm no one here
>>>>>> goes out back to look at the wine cellar>>>>>>>>>>

grab a bottle of white while you're out there will ya wino kiss
>>>>>>cough splutter>>>>>>
bit dusty in there
some great wine in here vintage burgundy kate & Cherry cool
How did u know I was in here? I'm lurking, too tired to get in the jacuzzi tonight.
Quote by Cherrytree
How did u know I was in here? I'm lurking, too tired to get in the jacuzzi tonight.

rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
im sure i could help you or should i just escort you to bed :twisted:
Yes please. Can you bring my winceyette and my ICI socks.
Quote by Cherrytree
Yes please. Can you bring my winceyette and my ICI socks.

you will be warm enough....
Quote by Ukwineman
Yes please. Can you bring my winceyette and my ICI socks.

you will be warm enough....
rotflmao
Quote by Ukwineman
>>>>>>cough splutter>>>>>>
bit dusty in there
some great wine in here vintage burgundy kate & Cherry cool

white burgundy I hoe Wino lol
Quote by poshkate
>>>>>>cough splutter>>>>>>
bit dusty in there
some great wine in here vintage burgundy kate & Cherry cool

white burgundy I hoe Wino lol
of course its white old but distinguished
bit like me
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
always best to blame missy when im not having innocent thoughts

Jeez - me too! redface
Who wants a drizzle and a massage? Can't claim hunk status but I can get into yer fibres!! :twisted:
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Quote by westerross
Who wants a drizzle and a massage? Can't claim hunk status but I can get into yer fibres!! :twisted:

wave wink
Quote by Freckledbird

Who wants a drizzle and a massage? Can't claim hunk status but I can get into yer fibres!! :twisted:

wave wink
Fluffy ........... Can I have one too? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Freckledbird

Who wants a drizzle and a massage? Can't claim hunk status but I can get into yer fibres!! :twisted:

wave wink
Which fibre were you thinking of then?
You're just after me drizzle aren'tcha?
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