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Quote by splendid33
SH are having new Loo's installed today >>>>>>>>

Just make sure you put the lid down after use.
Phredd

gosh thanks......... had an indian last night and it aint pretty....
:P
That is waaaaaaaaaay TMI :eeek:
Stormy wonders if he should offer to kiss it better, after it has been suitably cleaned......
maybe not! :scared:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
which hunk is on brekki duty
im straving and a milky coffee wouldent go amis ether smile

Vody babe I would love to serve you but as you can see I have been mucking about with bogs all morning. wink
I am sure you would not want my hands to come anyplace near you lol
I am sure one of the NICE people will be along soon xxxxxx
Phredd kiss
Quote by easy
*waits until 36 gets on his knees then easy opens 4 cans of bitter, shoves a funnel in 36's mouth and pours all 4 cans in at once then stands well back and waits for the belching and scratching to start*

rotflmao :rotflmao:
>The transformation starts again but this time it's really extreme, sparks fly from 36...<
>36 fall asleep and starts snoring<
nice people?
Quote by 36openminded
Begals anyone? smile

Eating dog is just wrong ....... smackbottom
Quote by Stormwalker
Begals anyone? smile

Eating dog is just wrong ....... smackbottom
rotflmao
Ty. The fun you can have being dyslexic*!
Quote by LadyFeeBee
.... is ebbing away from sheer thirst....
... must.... have..... a ......... cup of tea!!!

coffee Just for you sexy passionkiss
Fee
XX
Fee called ME sexy!!!!! redface
:thrilled: :happy: :thrilled:
Thank you.
Quote by Medic_1
SH are having new Loo's installed today >>>>>>>>

Just make sure you put the lid down after use.
Phredd

What a load of shit...... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
are those bin-bags in the bowl?
a *take-away* toilet?
lp
Quote by LondonPlaything
are those bin-bags in the bowl?
a *take-away* toilet?
lp

the human version of the pooper scooper? dunno
Quote by Kiss
Fee called ME sexy!!!!! redface
:thrilled: :happy: :thrilled:
Thank you.

Seems everyone else in here is talking sh*t today!! lol
Want to get a room with me?? surprisedops: wink
passionkiss
Fee
XX
Can I have a very large beer please? I'm home alone and bored beyond belief! :cry:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Can I have a very large beer please? I'm home alone and bored beyond belief! :cry:

oh Sassy... come 'ere lovely.... I will give you something sweet to drink
:twisted:
Quote by splendid33
Can I have a very large beer please? I'm home alone and bored beyond belief! :cry:

oh Sassy... come 'ere lovely.... I will give you something sweet to drink
:twisted:
How soon can you get here? wink
If only sad
36 openminded . yes your right it is warmer in here but i still dont believe you, 25 inches! :shock: :giggle: I may be a bit tipsy but not that tipsy. wink
Louise xx
Quote by louise_and_joe
36 openminded . yes your right it is warmer in here but i still dont believe you, 25 inches! :shock: :giggle: I may be a bit tipsy but not that tipsy. wink
Louise xx

What a lovely open log fire. smile
Can I get you another drink? cool
25 inches - hmm, maybe I was telling a small lie. redface Besides what could I do with 25 inches - use it as a scraf? lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Can I have a very large beer please? I'm home alone and bored beyond belief! :cry:

Same here, but no beer for me as I'm doing a double shift tomorrow and I'll have to start at 7:30 :shock: :yawn:
Quote by louise_and_joe
36 openminded . yes your right it is warmer in here but i still dont believe you, 25 inches! :shock: :giggle: I may be a bit tipsy but not that tipsy. wink
Louise xx

He's confusing inches for miliimeters again. rolleyes :P lol
Has everyone except me gone to bed? confused
Water, please.
No hunni. I'm still here though not for long. kiss
think I might grab Dlep to snuggle up to tonight wink
I'm just waiting to feel tired. Everyone else is in bed :cry:
FB wondering what she did wrong.dunno
Quote by Sassy-Seren
No hunni. I'm still here though not for long. kiss
think I might grab Dlep to snuggle up to tonight wink

You called?
Hmm.....I don't recall ever posting in the GFZ before....lol
Bar type person, I'll have a bottle of Saké please....biggrin
And a Sassy-Seren as well....:rascal:
one Sake coming up, Dlep-san
and one Sassy warming up rather nicely wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
one Sake coming up, Dlep-san
and one Sassy warming up rather nicely wink

Arigato :wink:
Quote by Dlep
one Sake coming up, Dlep-san
and one Sassy warming up rather nicely wink

Arigato :wink:
I love it when you talk dirty :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
one Sake coming up, Dlep-san
and one Sassy warming up rather nicely wink

Arigato :wink:
I love it when you talk dirty :twisted:
Enough to make you say "Hai, HAI, HAI?
:twisted:
Quote by Dlep
one Sake coming up, Dlep-san
and one Sassy warming up rather nicely wink

Arigato :wink:
I love it when you talk dirty :twisted:
Enough to make you say "Hai, HAI, HAI?
:twisted:
If that's Japanese for more, more more then yes :twisted:
I'm off to my bed. You've got 15 minutes to get here :giggle:
kiss
Quote by Sassy-Seren
one Sake coming up, Dlep-san
and one Sassy warming up rather nicely wink

Arigato :wink:
I love it when you talk dirty :twisted:
Enough to make you say "Hai, HAI, HAI?
:twisted:
If that's Japanese for more, more more then yes :twisted:
I'm off to my bed. You've got 15 minutes to get here :giggle:
kiss
It means yes, yes, yes......
Unfortunately 15 minutes isn't long enough....sad
Damn and drat.... :(
Whos making a cuppa then? oh and dont forget the choocy bickies.
Louise xx
Morning all you sexy ladies kiss
and a special good morning to the delectable Dollop passionkiss