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Quote by Darkfire
have we been in any papers today? :dry:

Well, you might have :giggle:
Come on help me with these cakes! I'm now on number 5 and I'm feeling kind of ill...
Quote by 36openminded
Hey guys - I was just reading the notice outside GFZ and it says
...a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys... :small-print:
Is this true? Must the 'girlie's go? :shock: sad
Not on your bloomin' life!!
Just try throwing us girlies out of here and see what happens lol
Anyway, the way it usually works in here is the guys get their wenches uniforms on and wait on us hand and foot! You want to start the ball rolling 36?? wink
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Just try throwing us girlies out of here and see what happens lol

mmmm rought stuff ehh :twisted: :rascal:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Anyway, the way it usually works in here is the guys get their wenches uniforms on and wait on us hand and foot! You want to start the ball rolling 36?? wink

Oh - ok. I'm new round here so it's great for somebody experienced to help me. biggrin
>36 puts the wenches uniform on<

"How may I serve you?" :shock:
.... is ebbing away from sheer thirst....
... must.... have..... a ......... cup of tea!!!
Quote by Kiss
.... is ebbing away from sheer thirst....
... must.... have..... a ......... cup of tea!!!

coffee
Yes i know its a coffe icon but its the best i can do lol
Fee
Any chance of a pic of you with a Wenches outfit on????
If you have one that is cool
bolt
Quote by goose35
mmmm rought stuff ehh :twisted: :rascal:

Yep! :sparring: :rascal:
Quote by 36openminded
Oh - ok. I'm new round here so it's great for somebody experienced to help me. biggrin
>36 puts the wenches uniform on<
"How may I serve you?" :shock:

Ah, a fast learner.....I like you :twisted:
A chilled glass of white wine please, a back massage and a dip in the hot tub for starters!
I reward willing servants well though wink
Fee
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Quote by Kiss
.... is ebbing away from sheer thirst....
... must.... have..... a ......... cup of tea!!!

coffee Just for you sexy passionkiss
Fee
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Quote by the_Laird
Fee
Any chance of a pic of you with a Wenches outfit on????
If you have one that is cool
bolt

:shock: Who let you out of your cage evil
You can try and run but as you are sitting right next to me, you aint gonna get far :twisted:
Fee
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>36 is running all over the place trying to keep all the ladys happy,
BUT then he takes a slip of bitter....
a strange transformation is taking place ...
the uniform is ripped off...
the stubble grows... a beer gut forms...<
"Hey luv get us another pint", burp... >36 pinches Fees buttom<
"unless you want a hard shag, hahaha", burp, fart...
:shock:
Burping and farting are not allowed :jagsatwork:
However bottom pinching and hard shagging are !! :rascal:
:shock:
What am I talking about :shock: :shock:
*Fee puts on her girly pink negligee and regains her composure*
Get back on your knees 36 and wait on your next instruction evil
Fee
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oohh Fee being all dom
:twisted:
Quote by Sarah
oohh Fee being all dom
:twisted:

Dont feckin' encourage her!!!!!
I have my moments Sarah cool lol
Laird....Sssshhh :gagged:
Fee
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Fee !!!!!!! Dom !!!!!!!!
Need to see this lol :twisted:
Oops this is the bar isnt it :lol:
Fosters EC please :lol:
Flamin' 'eck what's been going on.......... confused
Clothes strewn all over the place, must have been a great party!
MrFc goes to the bar and on seeing not a soul helps himself.....tee hee !!!!!
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Get back on your knees 36 and wait on your next instruction evil
Fee
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and while you're down there :rascal:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Get back on your knees 36 and wait on your next instruction evil
Fee
XX

and while you're down there :rascal:
Pick up the dimps and beer coasters? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
*Fee puts on her girly pink negligee and regains her composure*
Get back on your knees 36 and wait on your next instruction evil

"Hey - shut it. Suck my d"
>effects of the bitter finally wears off - and 36 loses his powers<
Yes boss
Quote by Sassy-Seren
and while you're down there

Yes boss - your wish is my command.
Quote by easy
Pick up the dimps and beer coasters?

Kinky :twisted:
i was just openin the chatroom. and then remembered about this place.............
hello all biggrin
Quote by 36openminded
*Fee puts on her girly pink negligee and regains her composure*
Get back on your knees 36 and wait on your next instruction evil

"Hey - shut it. Suck my d..."
>effects of the bitter finally wears off - and 36 loses his powers<
Yes boss
Quote by Sassy-Seren
and while you're down there

Yes boss - your wish is my command.
Quote by easy
Pick up the dimps and beer coasters?

Kinky :twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*waits until 36 gets on his knees then easy opens 4 cans of bitter, shoves a funnel in 36's mouth and pours all 4 cans in at once then stands well back and waits for the belching and scratching to start*
Right! My work here is done so I'm off to bed.
Night all. wave
SH are having new Loo's installed today >>>>>>>>

Just make sure you put the lid down after use.
Phredd
Who is the plumber??
Will we see builders bum??
lol
Quote by Medic_1
SH are having new Loo's installed today >>>>>>>>

Just make sure you put the lid down after use.
Phredd

gosh thanks......... had an indian last night and it aint pretty....
:P
:shock:
Can't we at least have curtains up? I can't pee if someone's watching me :shock:
btw, morning all wave is the kettle on? :lickface:
Quote by Sarah
Who is the plumber??
Will we see builders bum??
lol

He's just arrived but is keeping a low profile >>>>>>

And go easy with him
Phredd
I've brought the other builder and my, what a big tool :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
:shock:
Can't we at least have curtains up? I can't pee if someone's watching me :shock:
btw, morning all wave is the kettle on? :lickface:

I think you may have to beg Admin to take money out of petty cash for curtains but we have found some of these for the girlies loo's.

Hope you like them