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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ Easy gets locked in
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Oooooooo first in - I'll have a nice massage and a glass of White grenache please biggrin
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Coming up!
End of a longish day -gonna do nowt fer the rest of the day except chill.
Mmmm - White Grenache - fancy a drizzle??
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End of a longish day -gonna donought fer the rest of the day except chill.
Mmmm - White Grenache - fancy a drizzle??

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Yes please :twisted:
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Coming up!
End of a longish day -gonna donought fer the rest of the day except chill.
Mmmm - White Grenache - fancy a drizzle??

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Yes please :twisted:
Hehe - whatya gonna do with the donought though??
<<<<< Choon already drizzling >>>>>
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Sex God
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Been away all week and just waiting for my Chinese take-away to arrive, time for a swift drink...
lol :lol:
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evening to all drinkies anyone?
drunk all the left overs from last weekends tasting but got another two tomorrow :bounce: then chill sunday to finish them off too :giggle:
Sex God
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Yes Please
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and what can i get the young sexy lady then confused:
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Mine's a B&C please. Stormy's deserted me to go and shoot arrows at things sad
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I have morality issues and the fact i just nearly had a high speed collison to deal with.....i could do with a drink
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Extra large Grenache over here please? wave
My planned weekend with a certain lovely lady has all gone tits up ( the wrong kind of tits up too confused ) so I'm now stuck here like Billy No Mates sad
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Mine's a B&C please. Stormy's deserted me to go and shoot arrows at things sad

one extra large bacardi and a small drop of coke
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I have morality issues and the fact i just nearly had a high speed collison to deal with.....i could do with a drink

not sure what morality has to do with high speed collisons but but would a Daiquiri help
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Extra large Grenache over here please? wave
My planned weekend with a certain lovely lady has all gone tits up ( the wrong kind of tits up too confused ) so I'm now stuck here like Billy No Mates :(

how about a whole bottle of grenache an you can join billy no mates me tonight kiss
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Extra large Grenache over here please? wave
My planned weekend with a certain lovely lady has all gone tits up ( the wrong kind of tits up too confused ) so I'm now stuck here like Billy No Mates sad

how about a whole bottle of grenache an you can join billy no mates me tonight kiss
Now yer talking :thumbup:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren

Extra large Grenache over here please? wave
My planned weekend with a certain lovely lady has all gone tits up ( the wrong kind of tits up too confused ) so I'm now stuck here like Billy No Mates sad

how about a whole bottle of grenache an you can join billy no mates me tonight kiss
Now yer talking :thumbup:
we wont be billy no mates next weekend drinkies :drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies:
Sexlightened
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Could do with some company and a stiff one here
Mr G in bed bloody truck drivers hours mad kids asleep and dont really fancy watching Big Brother
so...
...whats on offer?
what dunno
drinks of course! :grin:
Mrs G x
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Quote by grifrock
so...
...whats on offer?
what dunno
Mrs G x

Me :twisted:
I need another very large one.....DF's got me all of a quiver confused
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one cup of coffe with some crushed paracetomol coming up, and another bottle of grenache for me and sassy to keep girlfrock entertained :twisted:
Sexlightened
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Quote by Sassy-Seren

so...
...whats on offer?
what dunno
Mrs G x

Me :twisted:

Done :thumbup:
seems my night isnt gonna be so boring after all rotflmao
Sexlightened
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Quote by Ukwineman
one cup of coffe with some crushed paracetomol coming up, and another bottle of grenache for me and sassy to keep girlfrock entertained :twisted:

better give yourself a half measure hun rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Mine's a B&C please. Stormy's deserted me to go and shoot arrows at things sad

one extra large bacardi and a small drop of coke
Quote by Drewxcore
I have morality issues and the fact i just nearly had a high speed collison to deal with.....i could do with a drink

not sure what morality has to do with high speed collisons but but would a Daiquiri help
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Extra large Grenache over here please? wave
My planned weekend with a certain lovely lady has all gone tits up ( the wrong kind of tits up too confused ) so I'm now stuck here like Billy No Mates :(

how about a whole bottle of grenache an you can join billy no mates me tonight kiss
the morality thing and the near crash are unrelated....but yes, a daquiri would help.....a melon one x
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could i have a milky coffee and some t l c plz have raging toothache oh and some painkillers :upset:

Get yourself some oil of Cloves hunni. best thing for toothache :therethere:
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Been away all week and just waiting for my Chinese take-away to arrive, time for a swift drink...
lol :lol:

mmmm Chinese .... its gotta to be the best take away ever!!!... I've found one not far from me that deliverys with in 15 mins..
pity its not open now, otherwise i would be ringing it now.
/me looks around to see if the place has recovered from the breakdown the other week..
Sex God
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Ok who made all this mess? lol
Bacon sarnies any one?
:lol:
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Ok who made all this mess? lol
Bacon sarnies any one?
:lol:

I'm starving! Yes please. biggrin
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Just popping in to officially give LondonTrayThing some time off. I know I've already let him stand up- at least once-I think- dunno but I think he deserves some time off for good behaviour.
Anyway, I hear he needs a bit of a polish- now stand still while I give you a rub, theres a good chap. wink
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
i would do sassy but cant get to the 24hr tescos last train has gone

Vodka or whisky soaked into a small piece of bread/cotton wool and pressed against the gum can help (it does make the gum a bit tender though), or if you can get to a pharmacy I found Veganin painkillers very good when I had wisdom teeth coming through smile
Is anyone serving in here tonight? I need a stiff one, a massage and a drink-in that order please!!
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Is anyone serving in here tonight? I need a stiff one, a massage and a drink-in that order please!!

How does a stiff one from Dai, a massage from me and a bottle of Grenache sound? biggrin
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I'll serve tonight, can't drink as I'm being Mr FB's taxi - he's abandoning me for the night :cry:
No kids either and nobody wants me sad so I might as well be useful.