GFZ now open !

26 Aug 2005

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Come on in and relax your cares and worries away in the infamous GFZ.

26 Aug 2005

Afternoon........ where is everyone...... I've dressed for the occasion :thumbup:
wiggles specs in the style of eric morecambe

26 Aug 2005

Johneboy................
Ooooh you offering to be serving wench :rascal:

26 Aug 2005

At your service ma'am :thumbup:
stands to attention and tugs forelock
What can I get you? :rascal:

26 Aug 2005

Me too!!!!
I need some service please johneboy wink

Hello MrsFC, I think we've got him all to ourselves at the moment :rascal:
Fee
XX

26 Aug 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Me too!!!!
I need some service please johneboy
Hello MrsFC, I think we've got him all to ourselves at the moment :rascal:
Fee
XX

Fee, I think you should be in blue :wink:
Happy to service you and Mrs FC though :twisted:
May I take your orders :rascal:

26 Aug 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Me too!!!!
I need some service please johneboy
Hello MrsFC, I think we've got him all to ourselves at the moment :rascal:
Fee
XX

Hornyred all alone sad

Service would be just what i need :rascal:

26 Aug 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Me too!!!!
I need some service please johneboy
Hello MrsFC, I think we've got him all to ourselves at the moment :rascal:
Fee
XX

Hornyred all alone sad

Service would be just what i need :rascal:
Come on in Hornyred, join the party...... I think I have just what you need :thumbup:
wonders how long it'll be before some blokes come in and spoil things

26 Aug 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Me too!!!!
I need some service please johneboy
Hello MrsFC, I think we've got him all to ourselves at the moment :rascal:
Fee
XX

Hornyred all alone sad

Service would be just what i need :rascal:
Oh what busy hands this man is going to have :lol2:
Wine all round then Johneboy :wink:
If thats ok with you Fee and HR biggrin

26 Aug 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Me too!!!!
I need some service please johneboy
Hello MrsFC, I think we've got him all to ourselves at the moment :rascal:
Fee
XX

Hornyred all alone sad

Service would be just what i need :rascal:
Oh what busy hands this man is going to have :lol2:
Wine all round then Johneboy :wink:
If thats ok with you Fee and HR biggrin

pops his cork
champagne anybody? :rascal:
with my hands full i may have to be a dumb waiter as my mouth might be busy :wink: 69position

26 Aug 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Me too!!!!
I need some service please johneboy
Hello MrsFC, I think we've got him all to ourselves at the moment :rascal:
Fee
XX

Hornyred all alone sad

Service would be just what i need :rascal:
Oh what busy hands this man is going to have :lol2:
Wine all round then Johneboy :wink:
If thats ok with you Fee and HR biggrin

:happy: :happy:

26 Aug 2005

Quote by johneboy
Come on in Hornyred, join the party...... I think I have just what you need :thumbup:
wonders how long it'll be before some blokes come in and spoil things

Pokes nose around door, sees YTS type person trying to chat up the ladies... elbows Johneboy out of the way...
:rascal: Hello HorneyRed... all on yer own are yer?
didn't take long did it Johneboy!

26 Aug 2005

Quote by postie

Come on in Hornyred, join the party...... I think I have just what you need :thumbup:
wonders how long it'll be before some blokes come in and spoil things

Pokes nose around door, sees YTS typeperson trying to chat up the ladies... elbows Johneboy out of the way...
:rascal: Hello HorneyRed... all on yer own are yer?
didn't take long did it Johneboy!
Youthful Tall Sexy :grin:
Bugger off Postie, you're not allowed in here in that black font :jagsatwork: smackbottom

26 Aug 2005

Quote by johneboy
with my hands full i may have to be a dumb waiter as my mouth might be busy

I think you will find that your mouth will be busy :rascal: might be dunno

26 Aug 2005

Quote by HornyRed

with my hands full i may have to be a dumb waiter as my mouth might be busy

I think you will find that your mouth will be busy :rascal: might be dunno

Hornyred, my mouth is watering at the prospect :bounce:
And we've relaxed the entrance rules for you.... black will be just fine :thumbup:

26 Aug 2005

Quote by johneboy

Come on in Hornyred, join the party...... I think I have just what you need :thumbup:
wonders how long it'll be before some blokes come in and spoil things

Pokes nose around door, sees YTS typeperson trying to chat up the ladies... elbows Johneboy out of the way...
:rascal: Hello HorneyRed... all on yer own are yer?
didn't take long did it Johneboy!
Youthful Tall Sexy :grin:
Bugger off Postie, you're not allowed in here in that black font :jagsatwork: smackbottom

says who newbie??? If you want to go ingratiating yerself with the ladies with your poncey blue type... you can... me, I'm black and i'm proud!

26 Aug 2005

peers roundthe door wonderingif it is safeto come in, and what colour is required......... lol

26 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
peers round the door wondering if it is safe to come in, and what colour is required.........

I don't know Sarah, ask the purple headed one, he seems to be some kind of (self-appointed) type colour monitor...

26 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
peers round the door wondering if it is safe to come in, and what colour is required.........

I don't know Sarah, ask the purple headed one, he seems to be some kind of (self-appointed) type colour monitor...
Postie,
That might be the case, but wait till the Sgt gets here
Then we will find out who is in charge of colour :lol:
So for now I will settle on a nice large glass of chilled white wine please :lol:

26 Aug 2005

any chance of making some room for an icckle one purleeeez biggrin

i shall just sit in the corner and watch for a while if thats ok... wink

26 Aug 2005

Sorry folks, just went down........ to change the barrels wink

A large one is it Sarah?...... coming up :thumbup:
Postie, if you'd have arrived on time and before it was edited, the first post from Mrs FC said that we should be in blue, and this week was a tribute to the Sarge..... why dya think I'm wearin these daft specs? :eeek:
Thought I'd continue the theme, and pardon me for putting you right...me being a 'newbie' and all

:smackbottom:
only joined 25 days after Postie ffs
Tatty, what'll ya have? :wink:

26 Aug 2005

Cough cough!!
Gentlemen compose yourselves lol

Any ales going???

26 Aug 2005

Tattyxpx
Whatdo you want to watch sat in the corner????????
lol

26 Aug 2005

Quote by MrFC
Cough cough!!
Gentlemen compose yourselves Any ales going???

MrFC, watch the bar will you mate, I need to pop out and get more nuts :grin:
Ladies.....gents.....postie....later wave

26 Aug 2005

Quote by johneboy
Cough cough!!
Gentlemen compose yourselves Any ales going???

MrFC, watch the bar will you mate, I need to pop out and get more nuts :grin:
Ladies.....gents.....postie....later wave

:shock: :shock: Wow!!! it's like putting a kid in charge of a sweet shop cool

now where shall I start :lol:

26 Aug 2005

Evening folks - wow what a week! Thought I'd even the numbers up a bit!
Double Hobgoblin fer me please!
Well Mr and Mrs FC what a pleasant surprise!!

26 Aug 2005

Well Tune, how the devil?
Double goblin coming up :shock: :shock: confused

26 Aug 2005

Did JB pop a cork earlier? Does that explain why there's a silence from the ladies?
Mr FC we'll have engage in manly conversation in the jacuzzi until they surface methinks.

26 Aug 2005

Stop nicking my blue ink!!! mad

:x :x :x :x wink

26 Aug 2005

But Sarge !!!!!!!! We all got a job lot down the road from some fella rolleyes

Fancy a pint Sarge wink

Fancy coming into your old cupboard...............there are a few changes that I made in there... :smoke: