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Aaaaaah at last!! Time for a long soak in the jacuzzi I think. I have strict instructions of who I'm NOT allowed to snog tonight, but I never was one to do as I was told ;)

Well hello. :rascal:
Will I be needing my loofah tonight? wink
Hmmmmm..... we don't have to snog in the shower do we? ;) :twisted: I'll see you in there cool lol
Quote by Angel Chat
Aaaaaah at last!! Time for a long soak in the jacuzzi I think. I have strict instructions of who I'm NOT allowed to snog tonight, but I never was one to do as I was told ;)

Well hello. :rascal:
Will I be needing my loofah tonight? wink
Hmmmmm..... we don't have to snog in the shower do we? ;) :twisted: I'll see you in there cool lol
Nope. And I'm in here already. Waiting. :twisted: :lol:
Ok, I'm back, with the aromatherapy shower gel and shower gloves. This way I don't have to actually touch you and therefore may not be in quite so much trouble.....
You may experience some slight tingling ;) :twisted:
Quote by Angel Chat
Ok, I'm back, with the aromatherapy shower gel and shower gloves. This way I don't have to actually touch you and therefore may not be in quite so much trouble.....
You may experience some slight tingling ;) :twisted:

I am doing already and you're not in here yet. :shock: :twisted: lol
We're going to be in soooooo much trouble when Mr 7D sees this. :lol: :lol: :lol: :eeek: bolt :bolt:
Its ok easy, I've re-read my instructions and they actually saidno snogging in the jacuzzi I'm pretty sure showers are ok :twisted: lol cool
Good Morning !!
I suddenly have the urge for a shower.
wink lol
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Good Morning !!
I suddenly have the urge for a shower. wink lol


sneaks in and turns the hot tap on in the sink..........therefore draining all the hot water from the shower

bolt
Jumps out of the shower and turns off the hot tap..... glares around to see who did that evil
Calista!! smackbottom Get in here and help me soap the Sarge and easy down.... then I'll see what I can do for you wink :twisted:
Quote by Angel Chat
Jumps out of the shower and turns off the hot tap..... glares around to see who did that evil
Calista!! smackbottom Get in here and help me soap the Sarge and easy down.... then I'll see what I can do for you wink :twisted:

Now that's an offer I certainly couldn't refuse ... where's the soap????
Quote by Calista
... where's the soap????

Do I need to say it?? confused :? OK I will:
YES IT DOES !!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
... where's the soap????

Do I need to say it?? confused :? OK I will:
YES IT DOES !!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
rotflmao :rotflmao:
the old ones are the best .........
the joke wasn't too bad either :twisted:
(although I did have to explain it to Morbius :shock: )
(Walks in pours himself a large drink and settles into Jacuzzi)
Where the hell is everyone? Looks like I'm chilling out on my own then.
Hi there sweetheart, pour me one too smile
I'll keep you company and while it's quiet we have the place to ourselves 69position wink
Charlotte xx
:shock: :shock: :shock: what the heck's going on in here?? Dragon!! Unhand that maiden at once! We'll have none of your rascalry in here! Now where are the big strong men? I'm sure one of them has a suit of armour and a big sword.... I'll get 'em to sort you out you cruel dragon you!!
<runs off in search of big strong men>
Quote by Angel Chat
:shock: :shock: :shock: what the heck's going on in here?? Dragon!! Unhand that maiden at once! We'll have none of your rascalry in here! Now where are the big strong men? I'm sure one of them has a suit of armour and a big sword.... I'll get 'em to sort you out you cruel dragon you!!
<runs off in search of big strong men>

Don't be in such a rush Angel Chat, I'm sure Charlotte and I can keep you amused for a little while. We have plenty of Jacuzzi experience wink and big strong men in ready to bake foil wrapping are overated, except as a snack. :twisted:
Roger the Happy dragon. (Found his Damsel)
I noticed that this thread seems to have slipped down..... sad
The GFZ is a tradition, a meeting place for peeps to mingle and get virtually blotto biggrin
So I have taken it upon myself to keep it near the top :shock:
As soon as I see It slippping I will take the responsibility of putting some drivel on it just to keep it current.
Mind you should Tune volunteer I'm sure he has plenty of BOLLOX lol :lol: to ensure it stays popular.
In fact just been out shopping for Bar-b-q stuff....anyone for pig roast ?
Quote by Angel Chat
Its ok easy, I've re-read my instructions and they actually said no snogging in the jacuzzi I'm pretty sure showers are ok :twisted: lol cool

Ahem. You two ought to know that I have to approve everything that happens in showers (unless it's a race!). So it's OK as long as I'm in!
Where's Easy this W/E - been away?
Quote by westerross
Where's Easy this W/E - been away?

I believe he's shopping for women's clothing on t'internet :shock: :shock:
Quote by Angel Chat
Where's Easy this W/E - been away?

I believe he's shopping for women's clothing on t'internet :shock: :shock:
*cough-cough*
I've been playing on the PS2. Countess has been shopping for clothes for the Munch. rolleyes :shock: lol
We went out last night to a 40th birthday (house) party. Twas ok and we didn't get back until about 2, so I'm not on top form today (up at 9 this morning. Bloody body clock).
Another munch Easy??????
Now I'm jealous - it's going to be ages till I get to go to another one!
Oh well - MrFC is manning the BBQ, I think I'll just divest myself of my clothing and slip in the jacuzzi.
Alex wait for me !!!!!!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
MrFC will be in later with the food..................I hope he has dressed for the occasion.. :lol:
DRUNKK
BLUGLE
CONFESFESSFESSSESSEFFEFESELESLEDLED,TWOE YEAREDRED WORTHETHRTHE]ORTH ORH ORH OTH STUFF TO MOTHER TONIGHT, SEX PISTOLOLED STUFF. DEAL WITHIT. GOOD NIGHT\VENUS.
GOODNIGHT
vENUSXXX
Quote by VenusnMars
DRUNKK
BLUGLE
CONFESFESSFESSSESSEFFEFESELESLEDLED,TWOE YEAREDRED WORTHETHRTHE]ORTH ORH ORH OTH STUFF TO MOTHER TONIGHT, SEX PISTOLOLED STUFF. DEAL WITHIT. GOOD NIGHT\VENUS.
GOODNIGHT
vENUSXXX

Erm, goodnight. xx
Hi all, just dipping my toe in this thread........... As a bloke.... can I come in??? biggrin
Frogester....................Leap in... biggrin :D
You are very welcome... :D :D :D
Where is MrFC ?
evil I'm sooooooo hungry !!!!! Where's me meat?
What the hell point is there in having a husband if he doesn`t stop me from doing stuff like this!
My head hurts.
Rum is not my friend.
I`m going back to bed.
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
What the hell point is there in having a husband if he doesn`t stop me from doing stuff like this!
My head hurts.
Rum is not my friend.
I`m going back to bed.
Venusxxx

LMAOOOOO whispers Venus, honey .... would you like some headache pills and a glass of water?
Quote by Sgt Bilko
GOOD
MORNING
VENUS !!!

There's always one :!:
Morbius is in the kitchen currently frying breakfast .... orders anyone??????
Quote by VenusnMars
What the hell point is there in having a husband if he doesn`t stop me from doing stuff like this!
My head hurts.
Rum is not my friend.
I`m going back to bed.
Venusxxx

*nips off to find the picture of a lovely, greasy fry-up that he posted a couple of weeks ago*