GFZ Sept

27 Aug 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Hiya everyone!!!
just another quick visit............I am still working down my PM list - I think I'm just over a third of the way through now...............
Any wine & soda on the go?

Hi Alex all I've got to say to you is kiss

I'll see you at the next Munch wink

*goes off to find wine and soda for A*

27 Aug 2004

Ok I'm here, up to posting a tad more today :bounce:
I'll just sit at the side of the jacuzzi though and sip my cranberry juice ....

27 Aug 2004

Awww thanks Easy...
I really need a sit down and a chilled wine - lovely!
I hope you are going to introduce the stunning Countess to the GFZ this evening!
I think that would warrant cracking open the bubbly!
Well I've been at it (I wish rolleyes

) all day.
I still have about 25 PMs to reply to!
I'm getting callouses on my fingertips!

27 Aug 2004

Quote by corriefem
Hiya Alex Sarge :) Wilma :) Clare :) Easy :) Mrs FC
just stopped gardening for a minute aaahh thats better ..................now is there anything I can plant for any of you while I have green fingers :twisted: :twisted:

Oooh you can plant your fingers over here - at the base of my spine - aahh thanks. Why are your fingers all green - you haven't been delving into Easy's posing pouch have you??

27 Aug 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
well, it's like this Sarge....
I went to sleep, woke up somewhere else, eventually found my way home to find a caveman and a scottish lady giving me orders. Bloody cheek.
But they are not here at the moment so while the cat's away..........
Love
Wilma
x x x x

THIS cat's back evil

luckily Wilma is tucked up somewhere safe!! No, not tied up in the dungeon... get your minds out of there. :lol: :lol:

27 Aug 2004

Quote by westerross
Hiya Alex Sarge :) Wilma :) Clare :) Easy :) Mrs FC
just stopped gardening for a minute aaahh thats better ..................now is there anything I can plant for any of you while I have green fingers :twisted: :twisted:

Oooh you can plant your fingers over here - at the base of my spine - aahh thanks. Why are your fingers all green - you haven't been delving into Easy's posing pouch have you??
Hiya tunexxx
Havent seen you for ages biggrin

sooo you want a good green fingered massage eh :wink: right I'll just remove the slugs stuck under my finger nails and oooooh whats that? oooh dont worry it'll mix into the massage oils.... nom you just lie there.................................

27 Aug 2004

Quote by corriefem
Hiya tunexxx
Havent seen you for ages sooo you want a good green fingered massage eh right I'll just remove the slugs stuck under my finger nails and oooooh whats that? oooh dont worry it'll mix into the massage oils.... nom you just lie there.................................

Let me know when you want me to reciprocate (it's alright I dug me slugs out ages ago) and don't get any of that oil in the jacuzzi or Easy wil be complaining!

27 Aug 2004

Quote by westerross
Let me know when you want me to reciprocate (it's alright I dug me slugs out ages ago) and don't get any of that oil in the jacuzzi or Easy wil be complaining!

Haven't been tempted to put oil in the jacuzzi but many times have thought about flying by and dumping some bubble bath in there ..... I'm too scared of the Sarge to do it though hheheheheheheh.

27 Aug 2004

Quote by Calista
Haven't been tempted to put oil in the jacuzzi but many times have thought about flying by and dumping some bubble bath in there ..... I'm too scared of the Sarge to do it though hheheheheheheh.

Methinks bubble bath would shut down the GFZ! Glad to see you're feeling a bit better!

27 Aug 2004

Hiya Jags!!!!!!
Welcome back!
I hope you are looking after them!
(I'm certain you are really)
Well I have a really difficult decision to make
Who is the next victim, ooops, I mean deserving PM recipient going to be.
So many to choose from, so little time!
I need a drink to help me decide.

27 Aug 2004

Did someone say bubble bath in the jacuzzi ???

27 Aug 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Did someone say bubble bath in the jacuzzi ???

:giggle:
it was just a thought ....
great foam party though :twisted:

27 Aug 2004

soggy soapy nutty butty offered to sgt......tasty aint it
:twisted:

27 Aug 2004

Quote by redstilletto
soggy soapy nutty butty offered to sgt......tasty aint it
:twisted:

Thanks Red, that tastes ....................................
Oooops ! Sorry !! redface

ops: :oops:

27 Aug 2004

:censored: banghead

:fuckinghell: :giveup:
Came in to bitch. Still paying for having a bald muff. It`s going to kill any hope of fun at the SMB :cry:
Venusxxx

27 Aug 2004

bald muff.......oooooo tell me more

27 Aug 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
:censored: :fuckinghell: :giveup:
Came in to bitch. Still paying for having a bald muff. It`s going to kill any hope of fun at the SMB :cry:
Venusxxx

Venus ffs I need to know what is a bald muff :shock: :shock: is it me in my dumb mode l redface

ops: :oops:

27 Aug 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
:censored: :fuckinghell: :giveup:
Still paying for having a bald muff.

Wow !!! Is it expensive??
Now THAT'S the job I want to do - I can feel a carreer change coming on!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

27 Aug 2004

Quote by corriefem
:censored: :fuckinghell: :giveup:
Came in to bitch. Still paying for having a bald muff. It`s going to kill any hope of fun at the SMB :cry:
Venusxxx

Venus ffs I need to know what is a bald muff :shock: :shock: is it me in my dumb mode l redface

ops: :oops:
Oh, must be a southern thing............... lol

No Sarge, trust me on this, you DON`T want the job, if it was anybody but me who`d done the shaving I would have gone out and shot them by now!
Venusxxx

27 Aug 2004

Ahhh Venus - are we at the itchy n scratchy stage now then?
(she says with a knowing and sympathetic look)
The trick is to keep it bald if you can.

27 Aug 2004

well thats what I thought it was bit whats the actual problem??????????

27 Aug 2004

Ingrown hair, it`s burrowing it`s way up to my heart and is going to kill me :shock:
Venusxxx

27 Aug 2004

Tell me about it! confused

27 Aug 2004

while everyone is dicussing shaven muffs...countess slips quietly into the jacuzzi due to having a very sore thoart sad

:( and needing some much TLC
also makes a mental note to dispose of hideous green posing pouch.... rolleyes

:roll:

27 Aug 2004

MrFC slips in behind Countess confused

with plenty of TLC

27 Aug 2004

OOOOPS!!! Wrong log in
Here we go again ....re last ditto lol

27 Aug 2004

Quote by Countess
also makes a mental note to dispose of hideous green posing pouch.... :roll:

awww I didn't think Easy was that bad .......... :shock:
....sorry couldn't resist

27 Aug 2004

Aaaaaah at last!! Time for a long soak in the jacuzzi I think. I have strict instructions of who I'm NOT allowed to snog tonight, but I never was one to do as I was told ;)
Vodka anyone (at least we have a supply here rolleyes

)

27 Aug 2004

Any Slimline tonic to go with that? I`m not an animal you know! lol

Venusxxx

27 Aug 2004

Quote by MrsFC
MrsFC slips in behind Countess with plenty of TLC

HEY HEY.

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Quote by MrFC
OOOOPS!!! Wrong log in
Here we go again ....re last ditto

:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

Quote by Angel Chat
Aaaaaah at last!! Time for a long soak in the jacuzzi I think. I have strict instructions of who I'm NOT allowed to snog tonight, but I never was one to do as I was told ;)

Well hello. :rascal:
Will I be needing my loofah tonight? wink