Quote by freckledbird
Does that work for you?
Will
Ohhhhhhhh yes it does indeedy :twisted:
:quiver:Oh goody!! :happy:Will
Sex God
Ohhhhhhhh yes it does indeedy :twisted:
:quiver:Oh goody!! :happy:Will
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Ohhhhhhhh yes it does indeedy :twisted:
:quiver:Oh goody!! :happy:Will
Sex God
Quote by willxx69
Does that work for you?
Will
Ohhhhhhhh yes it does indeedy :twisted:
:quiver:Oh goody!! :happy:Will
Been working on FB's knee all night - not so much as a flinch let alone a quiver. Am I working on the correct knee? P'raps I'll just slide around to the other one.
Sex God
Ok where's my bfk??
Who is cooking this morning??
Come on out of bed you lot.....................
:lol: :lol:
Who is cooking this morning??
Come on out of bed you lot.....................
:lol: :lol: Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Ok where's my bfk??
Who is cooking this morning??
Come on out of bed you lot.....................
I did yer breakfast last week - brekkie fer two if I recall. My week off!!
:small-print: Sex God
Morning all! 
Sorry to be a bit late but I have just finished serving breakfast for assorted females in Shropshire and waved off Sappho and Sappho junior who are going shopping for the day while I try and keep the tiny ones under control. They're supposed to be asleep at the moment, but they don't seem too impressed with the idea.
It was a bit of a late one last night . I have already had to apologise to Sarah for what was probably the most clumsily written PM in the history of swingingdom :doh:, so I wouldn't blame her if she wasn't talking to me this morning 
ops:
So, it's time to make amends. I think I'll start by getting all these glasses washed. We need a wench to put the vacuum cleaner round too :shock:
Will
A bit sheepish this morning :oops:
Sorry to be a bit late but I have just finished serving breakfast for assorted females in Shropshire and waved off Sappho and Sappho junior who are going shopping for the day while I try and keep the tiny ones under control. They're supposed to be asleep at the moment, but they don't seem too impressed with the idea.
It was a bit of a late one last night
. I have already had to apologise to Sarah for what was probably the most clumsily written PM in the history of swingingdom :doh:, so I wouldn't blame her if she wasn't talking to me this morning ops:So, it's time to make amends. I think I'll start by getting all these glasses washed. We need a wench to put the vacuum cleaner round too :shock:
Will
A bit sheepish this morning :oops:
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Does that work for you?
Will
Ohhhhhhhh yes it does indeedy :twisted:
:quiver:Oh goody!! :happy:Will
Been working on FB's knee all night - not so much as a flinch let alone a quiver. Am I working on the correct knee? P'raps I'll just slide around to the other one.
It's the right knee TE, keep massaging sweetie :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Does that work for you?
Will
Ohhhhhhhh yes it does indeedy :twisted:
:quiver:Oh goody!! :happy:Will
Been working on FB's knee all night - not so much as a flinch let alone a quiver. Am I working on the correct knee? P'raps I'll just slide around to the other one.
It's the right knee TE, keep massaging sweetie :twisted:
By that, I take it you mean it's not the left knee as opposed to not the incorrect knee
. Nup, I think this treatment is too localised. I think I need to spread the application and broaden me horizons so to speak! :twisted: Why don't we slip into the jacuzzi?
Sex God
FB slips off her robe and slips into the jacuzzi beside TE :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
FB slips off her robe and slips into the jacuzzi beside TE :twisted:
Well after 3 hours under water during which time someone was flicking their fag ash down the top of me snorkel, I realised that FB had crossed her legs and I'd been massaging the wrong knee. Mind you I had a lovely ten minute interlude when they magically uncrossed and I couldn't find either one :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
FB wonders if Will's going to join her and TE in the jacuzzi:twisted:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Ok where's my bfk??
Who is cooking this morning??
Come on out of bed you lot.....................
HE is doing me salmon and scrambled eggs :bounce:
want some ???
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sounds good.
salmon and scrambled egg for me please
See ! ! ! ! ! !
There you go with the "fish thing" - again ! !
Quote by dambuster
Ok where's my bfk??
Who is cooking this morning??
Come on out of bed you lot.....................
HE is doing me salmon and scrambled eggs :bounce:
want some ???
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sounds good.
salmon and scrambled egg for me please
See ! ! ! ! ! !
There you go with the "fish thing" - again ! !
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sex God
Well I don't intend to smell like peppermint tonight. I've got me first Leffe Braun open and I've got two bottles of Grenache Shiraz breathing. Guess what - we're home alone tonight :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Well I don't intend to smell like peppermint tonight. I've got me first Leffe Braun open and I've got two bottles of Grenache Shiraz breathing. Guess what - we're home alone tonight :twisted: :twisted:
Why didn't you invite me down
We wouldn't be Home Alone then would we? :roll:
Quote by westerross
Well I don't intend to smell like peppermint tonight. I've got me first Leffe Braun open and I've got two bottles of Grenache Shiraz breathing. Guess what - we're home alone tonight :twisted: :twisted:
Why didn't you invite me down
We wouldn't be Home Alone then would we? :roll:
Well you can't blame me for trying :roll:
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Barman, make mine a soft one ( if you know what I mean ) Not a good idea for me to turn up at work 3 sheets to the wind !
You work very hard don't you!
Lovely girl! Quote by westerross
Barman, make mine a soft one ( if you know what I mean ) Not a good idea for me to turn up at work 3 sheets to the wind !
You work very hard don't you!
Lovely girl!I do hun. I'm a slave to the taxman ( the bastard ! ) Never mind, warm me a barstool and I'll make up for it tomrrow night :drinkies:
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Barman, make mine a soft one ( if you know what I mean ) Not a good idea for me to turn up at work 3 sheets to the wind !
You work very hard don't you!
Lovely girl!I do hun. I'm a slave to the taxman ( the bastard ! ) Never mind, warm me a barstool and I'll make up for it tomrrow night :drinkies:
The barstool will be warm - but I may still be sitting on it :twisted:
Quote by westerross
Barman, make mine a soft one ( if you know what I mean ) Not a good idea for me to turn up at work 3 sheets to the wind !
You work very hard don't you!
Lovely girl!I do hun. I'm a slave to the taxman ( the bastard ! ) Never mind, warm me a barstool and I'll make up for it tomrrow night :drinkies:
The barstool will be warm - but I may still be sitting on it :twisted:
:thumbup: :kiss:
Sex God
Quote by freckledbirdSorry about that, rather a busy day. I am here now though!
FB wonders if Will's going to join her and TE in the jacuzzi :twisted:
TE has his Leffe to drink (though I bet he is a fair way down that first bottle of Grenache Shiraz by now) and I have just poured my first G&T of the evening.
Now then, can I get anyone else a drink?
Will - slipping effortlessly into barman role again
Quote by willxx69Sorry about that, rather a busy day. I am here now though!
FB wonders if Will's going to join her and TE in the jacuzzi :twisted:
TE has his Leffe to drink (though I bet he is a fair way down that first bottle of Grenache Shiraz by now) and I have just poured my first G&T of the evening.
Now then, can I get anyone else a drink?
Will - slipping effortlessly into barman role again
You can serve me Will!
Bombay Sapphire please.
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Sex God
Evenin all
:shock: blimey, do we have a new barman? wheres that silly bowl of nuts then? day off is it?
Right starting the evening as we mean to go on, a very large JD for me please, oh and whatever that gorgeous lady in the green top is having
:cheers:
:shock: blimey, do we have a new barman? wheres that silly bowl of nuts then? day off is it?
Right starting the evening as we mean to go on, a very large JD for me please, oh and whatever that gorgeous lady in the green top is having
:cheers:
Sex God
Quote by JagsSorry about that, rather a busy day. I am here now though!
FB wonders if Will's going to join her and TE in the jacuzzi :twisted:
TE has his Leffe to drink (though I bet he is a fair way down that first bottle of Grenache Shiraz by now) and I have just poured my first G&T of the evening.
Now then, can I get anyone else a drink?
Will - slipping effortlessly into barman role again
You can serve me Will!
Bombay Sapphire please.
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:Sitting here with a Bombay Sapphire of my own, so it would give me enormous pleasure to pour you one as well!
Will
Quote by Pete_sw
Evenin all
:shock: blimey, do we have a new barman? wheres that silly bowl of nuts then? day off is it?
Right starting the evening as we mean to go on, a very large JD for me please, oh and whatever that gorgeous lady in the green top is having
:cheers:
Honey im so drunk i'll have 'em all! :giggle:
