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Quote by winchwench
Evenin all wave
:shock: blimey, do we have a new barman? wheres that silly bowl of nuts then? day off is it?
Right starting the evening as we mean to go on, a very large JD for me please, oh and whatever that gorgeous lady in the green top is having wink
:cheers:

Honey im so drunk i'll have 'em all! :giggle:
:shock: :shock: dont suppose you want to rephrase that WW?
In the mean time, why dont you and me take a gentle stroll down to the dungeon? innocent :twisted:
Take that as a no then rolleyes
oh well seeing as its just you and me in here tonight Tune, what you having? :cheers:
Quote by Pete_sw
Take that as a no then rolleyes
oh well seeing as its just you and me in here tonight Tune, what you having? :cheers:

Oooh what .... sorry I was watching to see which way Winchwench was going to fall! :giggle:
Well we've finished too many Leffes and two many bottles o' red wine tonight and so I'm off to me bed - but I'll have a Black label nightcap seeing as yer offering ta!
OK Tune,
well one more Black Label for you, and one more JD for me,
and if things don't start kicking off in ere, tonite, i'm going somewhere else dunno
WTF is everyone lateley????
rolleyes
wave
Morning All,
Bloody hell,look at the mess in here! :shock:
Bottles and glasses everywhere. I see the JD is empty and the Bombay Sapphire looks to have taken a bit of a hammering too.
Hmmm (picks up an empty bottle of Grenache Shiraz and sniffs it) Oooh, this must have been good (inspects the label). Ahhh, that would have been Tune - he knows the good stuff.
Hello, what's that in the corner? Good grief, it isn't is it? :shock: :shock: :shock:
It is! It's WinchWench. They must have just left her where she fell. Poor love.
Will pops a cushion under her head and covers her with a blanket and then gets on with the cleaning quietly.
innocent
Morning hun kiss Can't blame me for the mess I was working all night rolleyes :giggle:
Quote by willxx69
Morning All,
Bloody hell,look at the mess in here! :shock:
Bottles and glasses everywhere. I see the JD is empty and the Bombay Sapphire looks to have taken a bit of a hammering too.
Hmmm (picks up an empty bottle of Grenache Shiraz and sniffs it) Oooh, this must have been good (inspects the label). Ahhh, that would have been Tune - he knows the good stuff.

Morning, Will - Oooooh me head. What bottle of Grenache Shiraz? Oh I think I remember now.
Hope those little darlings behaved themselves for you yesterday. How is the beautiful Sappho and the delightful younger Sappho?
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Morning hun kiss Can't blame me for the mess I was working all night rolleyes :giggle:

Slept on this barstool all night to keep it warm. You sit yerself down on this warm bit while I go and rustle up some breakfast.
Bacon and laverbread anybody??
.
Salmon and Scrambled Eggs please kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Salmon and Scrambled Eggs please kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Is that smoked salmon? And a Buck's Fizz to accompany?
On it's way!
Quote by westerross
Salmon and Scrambled Eggs please kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Is that smoked salmon? And a Buck's Fizz to accompany?
On it's way!
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes :kiss:
Thank you :kiss:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
and can you cut the crusts off my toast please ?
Thanks tune, could do with a bacon butty but pass on the laverbread ta kiss
Why is it that I only seem to be on here in the quiet times! mad
Sorry to keep popping in and out everyone, but I have duties and responsibilities at this end. Nice to be able to pop in occasionally though. Tea anyone? We'll get back on the stronger stuff later.
Will
Oh Will, as we're here together and there's only us, why don't you give me a nice foot rub? :P
Quote by willxx69
Why is it that I only seem to be on here in the quiet times! mad
Sorry to keep popping in and out everyone, but I have duties and responsibilities at this end. Nice to be able to pop in occasionally though. Tea anyone? We'll get back on the stronger stuff later.
Will

I'd rather share a 105!!!!
wink
I may have missed something , or just being thick, but what's a 105?
Quote by willxx69
Why is it that I only seem to be on here in the quiet times! mad
Sorry to keep popping in and out everyone, but I have duties and responsibilities at this end. Nice to be able to pop in occasionally though. Tea anyone? We'll get back on the stronger stuff later.
Will

Might be an idea to give the strong stuff a miss lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by the_Laird
I'd rather share a 105!!!!
wink

There'd be more room in an 806
:wink:
evenin Felix
evenin all wave
pint of vodka and a beef n ale pie please lol
anyone seen that rascal Mik? or is he still down the dongeon with sassy :twisted:
:shock: bolt
Quote by Pete_sw
anyone seen that rascal Mik? or is he still down the dongeon with sassy :twisted:
:shock: bolt

smackbottom I'm here you sod i'll share a non alchoholic beverage with you . As i'm feeling a tad delicate so to speak. redface
I wish !!! :twisted:
I'll have a pint of Baileys please my good man kiss
ahh, there you are, mmmmmmmmmm both go missing in action and then ..............
both turn up within seconds of eachother, out of breath, clothes in a mess, hair all tangled up, makeup smeared, (although yours looks ok sassy) and looking all sheepish.
best you both have a large JD, my round is it?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
hi guys passionkiss
hi pete hi mik i see it was a good night had by all last night
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I wish !!! :twisted:
I'll have a pint of Baileys please my good man kiss

Pint o' Baileys coming sliding down the bar fer our girl. Been working hard and ready for a blast eh? Ice??
Quote by westerross
I wish !!! :twisted:
I'll have a pint of Baileys please my good man kiss

Pint o' Baileys coming sliding down the bar fer our girl. Been working hard and ready for a blast eh? Ice??
Working very hard and still decorating mad Two lumps please......oh never mind, I've already got some :giggle:
Evenin Tune, best just pass me that bottle of JD mate, been a long day. Oh and wheres me steak n ale pie?
Brandy and coke please ............... and some bombay mix kiss
Thanx
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I wish !!! :twisted:
I'll have a pint of Baileys please my good man kiss

Pint o' Baileys coming sliding down the bar fer our girl. Been working hard and ready for a blast eh? Ice??
Working very hard and still decorating mad Two lumps please......oh never mind, I've already got some :giggle:
as a medical practitioner would you like me to take a look at your lumps wink
Quote by Pete_sw
ahh, there you are, mmmmmmmmmm both go missing in action and then ..............
both turn up within seconds of eachother, out of breath, clothes in a mess, hair all tangled up, makeup smeared, (although yours looks ok sassy) and looking all sheepish.
best you both have a large JD, my round is it?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
hi guys passionkiss

Rumours I tell you mate thats all they are rumours :twisted: Now whos got my underwear. :shock:
Hi Felix as for last night I stopped at home with a good book honest guv confused