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GFZ St Patrick's Day edition!

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Quote by mik69
ahh, there you are, mmmmmmmmmm both go missing in action and then ..............
both turn up within seconds of eachother, out of breath, clothes in a mess, hair all tangled up, makeup smeared, (although yours looks ok sassy) and looking all sheepish.
best you both have a large JD, my round is it?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
hi guys passionkiss

Rumours I tell you mate thats all they are rumours :twisted: Now whos got my underwear. :shock:
Hi Felix as for last night I stopped at home with a good book honest guv confused
oh look there's a flying pig
Who is tonights barman ????? smackbottom
I asked for a brandy and coke and some bombay mix ......... half an hour ago !!! :smackbottom:
Get with the programme :smackbottom:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Looks like i'm on bar duty rolleyes one brandy and coke and a bombay mix for the impatient lady. smile
Quote by blonde
Who is tonights barman ????? smackbottom
I asked for a brandy and coke and some bombay mix ......... half an hour ago !!! :smackbottom:
Get with the programme :smackbottom:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm still waiting for me pint of Vodka and beef n ale pie rolleyes
Just cant get the staff anymore, the wooden bowl might have left his nuts cluttering up the bar, but at least we had some service :twisted:
Quote by mik69
Looks like i'm on bar duty rolleyes one brandy and coke and a bombay mix for the impatient lady. smile

impatient ? impatient ? smackbottom
I've been waiting half an hour :giggle: can you get Pete his beer and a vodka and beef pie? ........... not sure thats the right thing ........ but its close enough
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Looks like i'm on bar duty rolleyes one brandy and coke and a bombay mix for the impatient lady. smile

impatient ? impatient ? smackbottom
I've been waiting half an hour :giggle: can you get Pete his beer and a vodka and beef pie? ........... not sure thats the right thing ........ but its close enough
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:shock: :shock:
oh what the hell, try anything once :roll:
bring on the lamb and whiskey tart ............ hic :shock:
Who are all these grumpy people? Don't you know that on St Patrick's w/e GFZ it's a free bar - in other words - serve yerself.
Me? I've just picked up me bacardi and coke and beef and ale pie at the bar. Anybody want to share??
Quote by westerross
Who are all these grumpy people? Don't you know that on St Patrick's w/e GFZ it's a free bar - in other words - serve yerself.
Me? I've just picked up me bacardi and coke and beef and ale pie at the bar. Anybody want to share??

:shock: ......... oi, thats my beef n ale pie duel ........ hand it over you blaggard, have at thee.
rolleyes whats the point, another pint of vodke and a packet of cheese n onion please bar person.
Quote by Pete_sw
Who are all these grumpy people? Don't you know that on St Patrick's w/e GFZ it's a free bar - in other words - serve yerself.
Me? I've just picked up me bacardi and coke and beef and ale pie at the bar. Anybody want to share??

:shock: ......... oi, thats my beef n ale pie duel ........ hand it over you blaggard, have at thee.
rolleyes whats the point, another pint of vodke and a packet of cheese n onion please bar person.
<<<<<<<<<< TE brushes away the last crumbs of the Beef and Ale pie from the corner of his mouth >>>>>>>>>>>>>
What was that you say? Surely it wasn't the last pie was it? Bit slow there matey!! :giggle: Still those crisps look nice - fancy sharing them around!
Quote by westerross
Who are all these grumpy people? Don't you know that on St Patrick's w/e GFZ it's a free bar - in other words - serve yerself.
Me? I've just picked up me bacardi and coke and beef and ale pie at the bar. Anybody want to share??

:shock: ......... oi, thats my beef n ale pie duel ........ hand it over you blaggard, have at thee.
rolleyes whats the point, another pint of vodke and a packet of cheese n onion please bar person.
<<<<<<<<<< TE brushes away the last crumbs of the Beef and Ale pie from the corner of his mouth >>>>>>>>>>>>>
What was that you say? Surely it wasn't the last pie was it? Bit slow there matey!! :giggle: Still those crisps look nice - fancy sharing them around!
Feck off ........ I just had a taste of northern hospitality and i wasn't impressed. :roll:
ffs you spend 7 hours getting there, looking forward to some good northern home cooking :roll: HotPot would have been great (these feckin southerners aint got a clue u know) and thinking "ah, at last, a propper pint" ................. some feckin chance :roll:
and then I come in here just to have me pie nicked and some old tramp trying to nick me crisps :shock:
well I'm just not having it .............. SOMEONE CALL SECURITY ............ ffs :roll:
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