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GFZ St Patrick's Day edition!

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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in

Guiness anyone??
Now can we PLEASE keep the boys out. Swat them. Zap them. Gag them. Tie them up. Lock the doors. Sneck the windows. Get the fun started!
cool
Too late.
But don't worry, I'm just gonna sit quietly in the corner and drink beer
FUCKITY-FUCK!

smackbottom :smitten: :smackbottom:
And I have a rather nice malt to share with you Jags
wink
Quote by Jags
FUCKITY-FUCK!

smackbottom :smitten: :smackbottom:

Can I finish this beer first ?
Quote by dambuster
FUCKITY-FUCK!

smackbottom :smitten: :smackbottom:

Can I finish this beer first ?
yeah, you carry on Dammie.....................Over here Jags :twisted:
wave
Now Laird, you know the rules.... women don't come to men, men have to come to women. Play the game properly!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by Jags
Now Laird, you know the rules.... women don't come to men, men have to come to women. Play the game properly!
:happy: :happy: :happy:

Does this mean I can come in and snuggle up with Jags in the corner?
passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
Green drinks tonight in here then
Or Mint Baileys! cool
Hello ladies!!
Could I have a rather large Irish Whiskey please
And could some kind gentleman come rub my shoulders?
I'll have a Mojito then please Sarah !!!! up the revolution kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
If we're going green I'll have a Vodka, Lime & Soda please

O yeah, one of them please, I was wondering what green stuff I could put in my vodka wink
Anyone for a Green Bastard?
The Green Bastard
Take one pint of snakebite, swig off approx 50ml (a mouthful), then pour in a double measure of Bol's Blue. Voila, one Green Bastard.
The adventurous (or insane) may wish to go straight for the Green Death*, achieved by making the initial swig into a gulp of approx. 100ml, in order to leave room for a double measure of vodka in addition to the above.
*Never trust a drink named after a Doctor Who story.

N.B. I accept no responsibility for what happens to anyone who consumes either of these. In the worst case you could pass out and either choke on your own vomit, or wake up next to meat2pleaseu lol.
Evening greenies god so long since I have been in GFZ dont recognise it :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: it eeerrrmmmmmmmmm well smells different .............. what is that smell ??????????? and whats that all over the walls :shock: :shock: is it me ??????? and wheres the ols sofa gone ??????? where does sarge park his butt these days or is he still stuck in the archives lol
oooops must go me peas are boiling over hahahahahahahahahaha
Quote by Deviated Prevert
Now Laird, you know the rules.... women don't come to men, men have to come to women. Play the game properly!
:happy: :happy: :happy:

Does this mean I can come in and snuggle up with Jags in the corner?
passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
Anytime soon DP... :love:
Quote by the_Laird
And I have a rather nice malt to share with you Jags
wink

Bring it with you Laird - single malt travels ever so well!
drinkies
Quote by Sarah
Green drinks tonight in here then
Or Mint Baileys! cool


ill have a green monster then hun please kiss
Quote by Jags
Guiness anyone??
Now can we PLEASE keep the boys out. Swat them. Zap them. Gag them. Tie them up. Lock the doors. Sneck the windows. Get the fun started!
cool

What boys? Thanks fer opening up - Guinness and a whisky chaser please. Still if there's a cwtch in jags corner I'll show you a photo from Shropshire!! wink
Boy am I glad that week is over - nigh on 70 hours and I'm knackered. Alcohol and Angelica applied intravenously please.
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Can I have a coffee please? Working tonight but make it an Irish one anyway
Cor, its like old times in here tonight biggrin
Hello peeps, anyone fancy a shag dunno
I've already had half a glass of pink, bubbly stuff and anyone who knows me will know what that means lol :twisted:
Fee
XX
Quote by westerross
Alcohol and Angelica applied intravenously please.
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Hello Jags! We girlies will stick together. I'm not going IV for anybody ......... unless he asks very nicely!
I'll have a Black Bush please! wink
Quote by Angelica
Alcohol and Angelica applied intravenously please.
.

Hello Jags! We girlies will stick together. I'm not going IV for anybody ......... unless he asks very nicely!
I'll have a Black Bush please! wink
Hello Angelica smile :)
Yep nice to be back in here again :) on a sober weekend so cappacino for starters lol
Whahay!
Can I have a pint of the smooth black one with the creamy head please??
Better make that two..........
To be sure, to be sure :cheers: drinkies
Quote by Angelica
Alcohol and Angelica applied intravenously please.
.

Hello Jags! We girlies will stick together. I'm not going IV for anybody ......... unless he asks very nicely!
I'll have a Black Bush please! wink
Hi Angelica - I was just talking about you yesterday... saying how nice it was to meet you the other week. I'm off to bed very shortly, long week and all that, but I'll certainly have a small glass with you first. My birthday card is now framed! lol :lol:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Cor, its like old times in here tonight biggrin
Hello peeps, anyone fancy a shag dunno
I've already had half a glass of pink, bubbly stuff and anyone who knows me will know what that means lol :twisted:
Fee
XX

If you're struggling then I'll shag you wink
ohhhhhhhhh
and me too please!! lol
You are going to be busy :P
Quote by Sarah
ohhhhhhhhh
and me too please!! lol
You are going to be busy :P

I can "do" busy :twisted: wink
Ok on my way...........................has the snow gone yet................??