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Phnarr phnarr (!)
:twisted:
lol
Quote by Gryphon
Phnarr phnarr (!)
:twisted:
lol

Viz at it's best ... ;)
I know, sometimes I just have to work my way DOWN to my level (!)
:P
Quote by Gryphon
I know, sometimes I just have to work my way DOWN to my level (!)
:P

ROFLMAO ... been a few years since I read a viz publication ....
Anyway .. the jacuzzi has stopped bubbling .. someone press the button and pass the wine please ...
drinkies
Quote by Calista
Anyway .. the jacuzzi has stopped bubbling .. someone press the button and pass the wine please ...
drinkies

That or we just have to squeeze Tallnhairy... :twisted:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! No! Dammit! I was trying to get off that subject!
rolleyes
Hi all - any pink champagne going tonight?????
Lots of pink champagne - can I interest you in a top up.... ahh h thats nice...
Lovely - just what i needed - now wheres that twister board?? lol wink :twisted:
Quote by dazandlou
Hi all - any pink champagne going tonight?????

Trying to avoid all mention of bubbles, corks, flying corks, and such things ;) eh Gryphon...
Quote by dazandlou
Lovely - just what i needed - now wheres that twister board?? lol wink :twisted:

Twister - yeah....naked twiser anyone - and hows about we get the baby oil out.....who wants the job of rubbing it in.. any offers.
Right Melons - you're first it's right hand green. Do you want a quick oil before you start?
Drat can only see blue from here... pass the spinner smile
oil me up baby.......nice
Anyone else need oiling while i'm floating about???
T&H you're left foot yellow - but before you start can you pass me the rest of the Champagne - I wouldn't want anyone to spill it if they slip
Quote by dazandlou
Anyone else need oiling while i'm floating about???

me me me me me me me me me me me me me
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
I need a little bit more please....but first pass me the champagne thirsy work this stretching and staying put.
C'mere then Calista babes!!!
Quote by dazandlou
C'mere then Calista babes!!!

... falls over herself to get to Lou .........
apologies to anyone playing twister and whose hand I stood on redface
Aw, dammit guys - I go downstairs for a drink and when I come back you're all playing sodding oiled-up naked twister WITHOUT me!! :cry:
I bluddy well hope somebody's taking the baby oil and the Twister to the flipin' munch tomorrow!! :twisted:
Quote by Calista
C'mere then Calista babes!!!

... falls over herself to get to Lou .........
apologies to anyone playing twister and whose hand I stood on redface
Physician heal thyself.... someone pass the icepack... confused
Quote by tallnhairy
C'mere then Calista babes!!!

... falls over herself to get to Lou .........
apologies to anyone playing twister and whose hand I stood on redface
Physician heal thyself.... someone pass the icepack... confused
Aww tnh I am sorry sad here have a kiss .. I'd offer a hug but Lou has oiled me up and I might slide out of your hands!!!! :shock:
Quote by Calista
C'mere then Calista babes!!!

... falls over herself to get to Lou .........
apologies to anyone playing twister and whose hand I stood on redface
Physician heal thyself.... someone pass the icepack... confused
Aww tnh I am sorry sad here have a kiss .. I'd offer a hug but Lou has oiled me up and I might slide out of your hands!!!! :shock:
Don't worry Calista, not lost hold of a lady yet, (oiled or otherwise) smile Thanks for kissing it better... Goes in search of more champagne for Calista...
Quote by Calista
I'd offer a hug but Lou has oiled me up and I might slide out of your hands!!!! :shock:

There's nothing like a challenge...!
lol
Good grief!! :shock: :shock: All this talk of 'oiling up' could easily embarrass a shy individual like me redface
Having finished the red wine and made a fair dent in the port I thought I would see what was going on in here...
Shropshire still looks like THE most beautiful county from where I am sitting!! :bounce: :bounce: ...or is that just Sappho's thong! :twisted:
Will
Dammit, I wish I visited the Forum more often - even if only to bore you all to death rolleyes
I'm always up for Champers and a "grab the oily gir" game ;)
Welcome Will ... pull up a chair and lubricate your throat with some of this delightful mead.
kiss
Quote by Calista
I'm always up for Champers and a "grab the oily gir" game ;)
kiss
Ooooh, that sounds like fun!! :twisted: I am sure I can find someone to join in SAPPHO!!!!
Will :happy:
Quote by willxx69
Shropshire still looks like THE most beautiful county from where I am sitting!! :bounce: :bounce: ...or is that just Sappho's thong! :twisted:

Will!!.... :bounce: :bounce: Long time no see kiss
Please dont mention Sappho's thong too loudly as Sarge is currently judging the wet t-shirt competition and he has this permanent :shock: look about him at the minute.... I dont think he could cope with the thought of Sappho's thong as well.... Come to think of it, I'm not sure I can either... :shock: :shock: wink
Shireen
xxx
Aaaaaah not been in here for a while but my aching limbs are in dire need of a jacuzzi.............
:shock: :shock: :shock: WHO'S PUT OIL IN THE JACUZZI???????? The sarge isn't going to be pleased at all when he sees this! confused :shock:
Now I need a drink.... drinkies
Quote by shireen-steve
Shropshire still looks like THE most beautiful county from where I am sitting!! :bounce: :bounce: ...or is that just Sappho's thong! :twisted:

Will!!.... :bounce: :bounce: Long time no see kiss
Please dont mention Sappho's thong too loudly as Sarge is currently judging the wet t-shirt competition and he has this permanent :shock: look about him at the minute.... I dont think he could cope with the thought of Sappho's thong as well.... Come to think of it, I'm not sure I can either... :shock: :shock: wink
Shireen
xxxAwwww thanks Shireen!! :kiss: It IS great to be back and I am very flattered (not to mention surprised) that you remember me at all. Great to be back amongst you lovely, crazy, genuine people!!
Will (and Sappho)