gingster needs a blow job

13 Aug 2004

badly
please suggest ways to take his mind of such evil thoughts :taz:
ive posted this coz he says we never talk enough about the joys of oral sex........ coffee

13 Aug 2004

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmflflf mmmmmmmmmm mmmmumph mmmummmle
Translation:
I would but mum said it was rude to talk with my mouth full.
Venusxxx

13 Aug 2004

wipes mouth ........huh ........picks hair from teeth
what did you say venus
erm i may start a poll gingster reckon s i may be a fella in disguise
really ....... :sparring:
what gives him that idea is it my hairy chest
rubs chin
or my 5 o'clock shadow

13 Aug 2004

Do you have a hoover?
Molly xx

13 Aug 2004

Don't mind me.
Just this humid weather making me grumble. Never said anything of the sort. I could happily go without thank you.
Oh, who am I kidding? blast

13 Aug 2004

Quote by Ginsters
Don't mind me.
Just this humid weather making me grumble. Never said anything of the sort. I could happily go without thank you.
Oh, who am I kidding?

men grumble ..........never ..........really.....wow
aaaaa the joys of a 1300 dyson
whats that you say
its a hoover....forgot men dont know what house work is.........
bring it on gingster flipa

13 Aug 2004

Who is Gingster?
A red-headed version of me I wonder?

13 Aug 2004

Quote by Ginsters
Who is Gingster?
A red-headed version of me I wonder?

.....you spotted my deliberate mistake huh
dont get all smart arsed with me coz ya frustrated

13 Aug 2004

Ooooooh lets talk about oral sex then.......I love it......who else loves it?

13 Aug 2004

might be quicker to find who who doesn't like it round here :-)
Oh, and was that a Tori Amos reference, JudyTV?

13 Aug 2004

Quote by DreamerHelen
Ooooooh lets talk about oral sex then.......I love it......who else loves it?

Of course the "oral" in oral sex does not mean talking about it.
Funny how the oral exams in certain subjects in school were never quite what I anticipated. Oral French seemed particularly promising until the teacher asked me to read aloud from a short story by Guy de Maupassant.
69position

13 Aug 2004

Did some one mention oral???? :bounce: .mmmmmmmmmmmmm cannot get enough or dooo enough!............................. but hairs!.........uck!.....spit spit!........................threated to shave Mr debbiewebs when he is a sleep!
But admit!.......................boy it gives you jaw ache rolleyes

14 Aug 2004

Quote by DreamerHelen
Ooooooh lets talk about oral sex then.......I love it......who else loves it?

oh yes got to love good oral, sometimes a good blow job is just as good as sex.

14 Aug 2004

I dont find it makes my jaw ache so much as my lips and tongue.
But hairs stuck in teeth,not nice,but the ones that stick to the back of your throat are worse :grin:

14 Aug 2004

Clair, u need to get him to shave / trim

14 Aug 2004

Quote by Catherine Millet in The Life of Catherine M"]
But for me there still remains the mystery of the transmission of sensation from one orifice to the other. How is it that the effects can be felt the other end of the body, that the way the lips squeeze round the penis cause a rigid bracelet to form round the mouth of the vagina

Has anyone else read Catherine Millet's book. I can't say I enjoyed it overly much but this sentence really struck me as its always something I've pondered about myself.

14 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
I dont find it makes my jaw ache so much as my lips and tongue.
But hairs stuck in teeth,not nice,but the ones that stick to the back of your throat are worse :grin:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: yick!