enough already. now then are you lot gonna have a drink or not........mrs FC thats a different perfume your wearing tonight....sort of countryside smell....
Mr FC crack open some champers for us will you.
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Quote by davej
enough already. now then are you lot gonna have a drink or not........mrs FC thats a different perfume your wearing tonight....sort of countryside smell....
Mr FC crack open some champers for us will you.
Aaah champers! Now I offer congrats to our great Bollox merchant!!
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Quote by tim-jas
Just hang on about 20 mins girls and the crispy duck will be ready to pick at as we watch the film.
Wouldn't mind a spot more wine while we wait though Mrs FC, please.
I so like crispy duck and red wine mmmmmmmmm.
Jas
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Been on the whisky since Easy left his bollocks out at about 7pm tonight - what's this cruspy d*ck - more wine - more whisky << thinks 'Am I making an exhibition of myself? Nah - can't be!' >>
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Aahh tune was it that bad........................needing whiskey before you could look at easy's bits hanging out! :shock: You poor man....
Mmmmmmmmm Crispy Duck, my absolute fave thing in the world 
Which reminds me ....... guess what I just caught the kids doing out in the garden...... Well Father Christmas bought em one of those mini tennis raquet/racket/ricket (delete as appr.
) things, the ones that you chase bugs and electrocute em. Well they were out there in stitches cos they found out if you drop ants on it they explode with a loud bang and flash!
Actually, must warn the cat about this!
visions of curly whiskers and cat firmly attached to the ceiling by her claws :shock:
Which reminds me ....... guess what I just caught the kids doing out in the garden...... Well Father Christmas bought em one of those mini tennis raquet/racket/ricket (delete as appr.
) things, the ones that you chase bugs and electrocute em. Well they were out there in stitches cos they found out if you drop ants on it they explode with a loud bang and flash!Actually, must warn the cat about this!
visions of curly whiskers and cat firmly attached to the ceiling by her claws :shock:
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Father Christmas bought em one of those mini tennis raquet/racket/ricket (delete as appr.
You bought your children bug zappers for xmas :shock:
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Quote by MrsFC
Aahh tune was it that bad........................needing whiskey before you could look at easy's bits hanging out! :shock: You poor man....
Didn't anyone else see 'his bits' (luv it!) hanging out. He said leave 'em out FFS!!
P'raps it is just the whisky.. By the way I didn't look!!
Quote by shireen-steve
thinks 'Am I making an exhibition of myself? Nah - can't be!' >>
Ooohhh..... what do you do when you make an exhibition of yourself???..... Do you hang yourself on the wall????
Shireen
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There are so many ways I can make an exhibition of myself. One I wouldn't choose is leaving 'my bits' hanging out. But hanging on a wall - now yer talking. What do you do to me then eh? eh?
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You bought your children bug zappers for xmas :shock:
No I didn't :shock: :shock: Father Christmas did! He probably thought it was a good idea for when we go camping, to catch the mozzies ..... also think naughty Father Christmas forgot to check the age thing
But it's ok, I've warned the kids they must not lick the said bats under any circumstances :shock:
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Ah well done Misschief, so much better to encourage the kiddies to play outside and take an interest in nature than to having them sit indoors watchind the telly.
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Mmmmmmmmm Crispy Duck, my absolute fave thing in the world
There's plenty for everyone
Well the ladies get first pick, I'm sure there'll be sone leftovers for the boys........they had curry earlier anyway Which reminds me ....... guess what I just caught the kids doing out in the garden...... Well Father Christmas bought em one of those mini tennis raquet/racket/ricket (delete as appr.
What happened to Sindy and Action Man :shock:
Well they were out there in stitches cos they found out if you drop ants on it they explode with a loud bang and flash!
Actually, must warn the cat about this!
visions of curly whiskers and cat firmly attached to the ceiling by her claws :shock:
Jas
Snogs Awaaaay
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
But it's ok, I've warned the kids they must not lick the said bats under any circumstances :shock:
advice you might regret once they get older...aaargghh!!! no wonder my hair is gone.
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What happened to Sindy and Action Man :shock:
They had a makeover and became Barbie and Ken
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Quote by shireen-steve
What do you do to me then eh? eh?
Hhhmmm........ let me think.....
AHA!!
Wanders to the cupboard where she keeps the cleaning stuff and fetches out her feather duster....
Are you ticklish????
Shireen
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Thank f**k for that - I thought it was going to be the bleach again - or even MISSCHIEF's bug zapper!!
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Jas Ken became a look at me !!! fake tan and all teeth.
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Quote by davej
........mrs FC thats a different perfume your wearing tonight....sort of countryside smell....
Do you like it???MrFC went on a trip to france today and bought it for me..
He said its the in thing to wear now. He is so good he just doesn't want to see me without. Quote by westerross
Thank f**k for that - I thought it was going to be the bleach again - or even MISSCHIEF's bug zapper!!
I have now confiscated the aforementioned bug zapper until they are old enough and responsible enough to use it as it was intended .........
So you better watch where you're putting those b*llocks TE - I'm now armed :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
MissChief - a grown up
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Quote by MrsFC
........mrs FC thats a different perfume your wearing tonight....sort of countryside smell....
Do you like it???MrFC went on a trip to france today and bought it for me..
He said its the in thing to wear now. He is so good he just doesn't want to see me without. Definately got a Chanel smell to me Mrs FC............
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Quote by westerross
Didn't anyone else see 'his bits' (luv it!) hanging out. He said leave 'em out FFS!!
P'raps it is just the whisky.. By the way I didn't look!!
I thought those were Shireens hands.
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: BTW I've seen the new Harry Potter film. Saw it the day it was released. Bloody good film, well on a par with the others and not quite as scary as everyone makes out, although our little'un did grab my hand once or twice (he's 6), but I think that might have been because of some of the weirdos in the cinema.
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Thank f**k for that - I thought it was going to be the bleach again - or even MISSCHIEF's bug zapper!!
I have now confiscated the aforementioned bug zapper until they are old enough and responsible enough to use it as it was intended .........
So you better watch where you're putting those b*llocks TE - I'm now armed :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
MissChief - a grown up
As long as you haven't given them the bleach instead :eeek:
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Mrs FC I'm off, but if you dont mind I will leave the Donkey with you perhaps you can stick him in with Fly, I cant imagine it'lll bother the sarge if he goes home with you.....MrFC thanks for noticing me 500 .......enjoy your film.
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Quote by davej
Mrs FC I'm off, but if you dont mind I will leave the Donkey with you perhaps you can stick him in with Fly, I cant imagine it'lll bother the sarge if he goes home with you.....MrFC thanks for noticing me 500 .......enjoy your film.
Nah. Leave him in the BFZ with the Sarge. He seems quite happy in there.
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Mrs FC I'm off, but if you dont mind I will leave the Donkey with you perhaps you can stick him in with Fly, I cant imagine it'lll bother the sarge if he goes home with you.....MrFC thanks for noticing me 500 .......enjoy your film.
Nah. Leave him in the BFZ with the Sarge. He seems quite happy in there.
that may well be but what about the donkey... :shock:
Cooeeeee!!! Am back from my hols and in serious need of a drink! Why did nobody warn me WHEN I booked the holiday that the hotel had been featured on holidays from hell and that my youngest daughter would be quite likely to spend her entire last day throwing her guts up at 3 seconds notice??? 
Anyway, I'm home, and I have a lovely tan to show off..... anyone care to pour me a very large one while my white bits and I retire to the jacuzzi?
Anyway, I'm home, and I have a lovely tan to show off..... anyone care to pour me a very large one while my white bits and I retire to the jacuzzi?
:happy: Well done you!!! 
