Wow the ol door card still works, and that pizza box is still wedged under the stairs with, yes the pizza from my last visit.
Good to see you guys kept the place up to its high standards. Well I was just flying through, brings a tear to the eye but I missed you guys, (and gals sneaking in here)...
So I will just go hide in the corner with a large wiskey, think of old times and Croyden munches, and wave occasionally, but the worst bit is now I am here I never want to leave again... Mrs TnH may never forgive me, but I'm back...
(Now I just hope there is still someone who remembers me anyway)
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Welcome back TnH
Sex God
MrsFC barges through the door BANG !!!
WOW HI tallnhairy .............nice to see you again
Anyone got a spare beer. Thanks for the curry Paul ummm very nice, ooops sorry 
MrFC cooked it.
Lovely dear....
it was really nice.
Nice to see you all in here tonight. So glad it is the weekend.....Phew !!! as MrsFC slouches on the sofa.
Who has the big ass in here?..................... :shock: :shock: :shock:
What the hell is that!!!!! Whos bringing animals back in?
WOW HI tallnhairy .............nice to see you again
Anyone got a spare beer. Thanks for the curry Paul ummm very nice, ooops sorry MrFC cooked it.Lovely dear....
it was really nice.Nice to see you all in here tonight. So glad it is the weekend.....Phew !!! as MrsFC slouches on the sofa.
Who has the big ass in here?..................... :shock: :shock: :shock:
What the hell is that!!!!! Whos bringing animals back in?
Sex God
Orgasminator
Nice ass you have there davej
Sex God
My my Sarge has very strange friends. 
Oohh its so good to be in here again.
Is this Mr Davej stopping for a drink? Who wants to get him a drink ? I would but this donkey has such an big A*** I can't move...
O mind you it could be mine !
Oohh its so good to be in here again.
Is this Mr Davej stopping for a drink?
Who wants to get him a drink ? I would but this donkey has such an big A*** I can't move... O mind you it could be mine !
Sex God
mrs FC you stay there and I will get my own.........do you and your new freind want anything?
Sex God
Quote by sussexguy
Nice ass you have there davej
Excuse me when Mr Bondage starts fancying you ariss it's time to start talking Bollox mate!!
Sex God
Davej can I have a glass of chardonnay please !!!!
Come and ssqueeze yourself on this sofa here....next to me.
Hello Jas
which harry potter are you going to watch?
I myself can't wait to see Shrek 2 :giggle:
Come and ssqueeze yourself on this sofa here....next to me.
Hello Jas
which harry potter are you going to watch?I myself can't wait to see Shrek 2 :giggle:
Orgasminator
I'm not sure talking to your bollox will acheive much unless it's like talking to plants and makes em grow :shock:
Sex God
Quote by westerross
If Easy is going to leave his Bollocks out all night - I want to start on the Whisky straightaway!
*easy puts bollocks away*
Quote by westerross
..................... it's time to start talking Bollox mate!!
*easy gets bollocks out again*
FFS TE. Make your flaming mind up. I'm running a risk of zipper-trappage everytime I do this.
Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
Davej can I have a glass of chardonnay please !!!!
Come and ssqueeze yourself on this sofa here....next to me.
Hello Jas
I myself can't wait to see Shrek 2 :giggle:
there you go mrs FC, think thats the right drink ........davej squeezes onto the sofa between mrs FC and malcolm...............
Sex God
Quote by easy
If Easy is going to leave his Bollocks out all night - I want to start on the Whisky straightaway!
*easy puts bollocks away*
Quote by westerross
..................... it's time to start talking Bollox mate!!
*easy gets bollocks out again*
FFS TE. Make your flaming mind up. I'm running a risk of zipper-trappage everytime I do this.
My mind is made up. Bollox I like - Bollocks I don't lick.
Quote by MrFC
Hi all I've just noticed Davej has hit 500....celebration drink anybody?
Ahhh but how many of em were sensible? :undecided:
:cheers: Davej, from your biggest fan, who just loves your posts and been in stitches more than a few times
there you go Malcolm, I've just thanked him for you
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
Hi all I've just noticed Davej has hit 500....celebration drink anybody?
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Ahhh but how many of em were sensible? :undecided:
three...... and I regret all of them.
Sex God
and I still cocked up the quote. quit, quite, qouite (covering the angles)
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
:shock: :shock: My MrsFC what a big ass you have dear...why is it sitting next to you
Hey TnH welcome back
OMG :shock: :shock: :shock:
Dave, did you hear what MrFC just called you? I said......... Dave, did you hear what MrFC just called you?
Cant argue with him MISSCHIEF as you can see I only get to see things from the inside
Sex God
Never regret Davej.......never regret...........you have us in stitches, good job they are the disolvable ones. :shock:
shireen get the free sofa..........Jas were coming...get the film on!!!!!!
MrsFC grabs another bottle of wine
shireen get the free sofa..........Jas were coming...get the film on!!!!!!
MrsFC grabs another bottle of wine
