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Sex God
*throws doors open*
YYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPEEEEEE
*dives into jacuzzi*
BUGGER
*remembers that the only copy of his courework is in his back pocket* :doh:
*sloshes out of jacuzzi and heads back to his computer* :cry:
YYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPEEEEEE
*dives into jacuzzi*
BUGGER
*remembers that the only copy of his courework is in his back pocket* :doh:
*sloshes out of jacuzzi and heads back to his computer* :cry:
Sex God
Am I allowed in here after last week?? Denise - do youy want your back massaged 
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Quote by westerross
Denise - do youy want your back massaged
Ooooooh Tune!! While you wait for a response from Denise, is there any chance of me getting a massage? I've really hurt my neck this week... I won't go into details of how
and as my usualy masseur is in France :cry: at the moment, I didn't knw where else to turn.Pleeeeeeeeeeease?
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
Denise - do youy want your back massaged
Ooooooh Tune!! I didn't knw where else to turn.
Pleeeeeeeeeeease?
As I see I'm a last resort ......... weeeeeell - yes (you betcha :!: :!: )
Mind you I've got a bad back - any offers - an ale would do!
Sex God
*easy arrives back with a computer on a trolly*
Now where can this go
I could work as I soak in the tub...............on second thoughts that's probably not the best idea. I could be in for a nasty shock if I do that
:P suit yourselves
*wheels trolly over to bar and sits on bar stool*
Ahhhhh, just right.
TE, Old Peculiar mate? Just out of the fridge.
Now where can this go
I could work as I soak in the tub...............on second thoughts that's probably not the best idea. I could be in for a nasty shock if I do that
:P suit yourselves*wheels trolly over to bar and sits on bar stool*
Ahhhhh, just right.
TE, Old Peculiar mate? Just out of the fridge.
Sex God
I think I'll stick with a London Pride if it's all the same to you. You??
Sex God
Quote by westerross
I think I'll stick with a London Pride if it's all the same to you. You??
Ooooo what's that like? I keep seeing it, but I've never tried it.
I'm a bit of a Hobgoblin/circle Master/Badger type guy.
Quote by easy can't quite master the quote thingy :twisted: , but wishes he
TE, Old Peculiar mate? Just out of the fridge.
I think I'll stick with a London Pride if it's all the same to you. You??
Ooooo what's that like? I keep seeing it, but I've never tried it.
I'm a bit of a Hobgoblin/circle Master/Badger type guy.
Yawn yawn yawn......... come on guys, a beer is a beer is a beer....... now would one of you be so kind as to refill my EMPTY
wine glass please? And the other, please get working on my poor shoulders. I'm having a very stressful week Sex God
As I speak with a glass of Grenache shiraz in my left hand and a my mouse (well I like to call it a python really) in my right - I'm gonna drop it all for Angel's neck.
Boy I've missed this over the last few days :!:
Boy I've missed this over the last few days :!:
Sex God
Quote by Jags
I'm back - need a drinking rehearsal please folks - got a match tomorrow!!!
What sort o' match - come on tell us - come on :!:
Kit - you do say the MOST exciting things... I will now be awake all night with the image of Kate and lingerie occupying all my brain cells until the camera flashes tomorrow.
God I am SO EXCITED
Need a drink - now... were are the servants? Did someone remember to unchain them from the wall and and leash them by the collars??
God I am SO EXCITED
Need a drink - now... were are the servants? Did someone remember to unchain them from the wall and and leash them by the collars??
Why is it..........................................................................................
.............................................................................. that Kate went to all the trouble, and may I add, considerable expense, making a Spa Zone (no it's not a corner shop WBB!!) so that people can pamper themselves, and it hasn't been used since 23rd April, the day it opened??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
The GFZ on the other hand, a place designed to provide a haven for us menfolk to have a pint and a chat, has a virtual stampede of people throwing themselves into the jacuzzi like a poor man's John Smith's Bombing advert and more massages than .... than...... than a place that has lots and lots of massages going on all at the same time !!!! ??? :doh: :doh:
Oh, by the way, hello everyone!!
So.... drinking contest eh Jags??? Sounds like fun!!!
.............................................................................. that Kate went to all the trouble, and may I add, considerable expense, making a Spa Zone (no it's not a corner shop WBB!!) so that people can pamper themselves, and it hasn't been used since 23rd April, the day it opened???
:shock: :shock: :shock: The GFZ on the other hand, a place designed to provide a haven for us menfolk to have a pint and a chat, has a virtual stampede of people throwing themselves into the jacuzzi like a poor man's John Smith's Bombing advert and more massages than .... than...... than a place that has lots and lots of massages going on all at the same time !!!! ???
:doh: :doh:Oh, by the way, hello everyone!!
So.... drinking contest eh Jags??? Sounds like fun!!!
Quote by KitKatWhy arn't you in the 'steam room' then Kat - practice what you preach
Not to mention the giggle zone - a place to ignore when you want to post jokes, the you must see this zone, a place to ignore when you find a good link, the steam room, a place to ignore when you want to have a whinge, and the BFZ, a place to ignore.
lhk
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
(no it's not a corner shop WBB!!)
can i just point oot... i DONT have to come to the GFZ to be insulted.............. i have the whole forum for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u are sooo lucky i have that friday feeling, and so wont be leathering your arse! :twisted:
get me a drink (a large stiff one) and we can forget all about it!
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
.......... and the BFZ, a place to ignore.
lhk
I dunno. I was in the BFZ last week and it was lovely and quiet. Did smell a bit like feet though and there was a pair of size 10 army-issue boots on a pile of silk underwear.
I don't need the old computer any more. The assignment's finished. I celebrated by having a pint of Ruddles.
and half a 500g block of Galaxy. :twisted: *kicks trolly away and turns back as it squeeks it's way out the door*
And I'm not telling any of you lot where I hid the rest. :P
Sex God
What's this doing almost of the bottom of the page?
Right after the week I've had I'm going to get a brew and soak in the jacuzzi for a couple of days.
Can someone give me a nudge before they shut this place up for the week please.
Ta.
Right after the week I've had I'm going to get a brew and soak in the jacuzzi for a couple of days.
Can someone give me a nudge before they shut this place up for the week please.
Ta.
