Girlie Free Zone - plan B | Swinging Heaven

25 Jun 2004

Quote by MrFC
MrFC tip-toes into the GFZ open the fridge gently and selects a glass of chilled white wine
Ahh!!! bliss

*easy watches MrFC do this with this look on his face confused

*
So does Warwick who is standing next to MrFC while he puts his coat on to leave.

25 Jun 2004

Oh er hello guys! Umm care to join me?

25 Jun 2004

Quote by MrFC
Oh er hello guys! Umm care to join me?

I think you've had enough already mate. :crazy:

25 Jun 2004

sssssshhhhhhhhhhh.............don't tell misschief i'm in here or I'm a dead man !
who's the lucky lady that's been chosen for serving duties this evening as I'm parched after a hard days slaving at my desk, and more importantly, who's moved the takeaway menus !!!!
:eeek: who's been in here with peach air freshener FFS !

25 Jun 2004

evening guys ((( and girlies )))
ya know these GFZs??? chain pub now are they, cos i'm sure i saw another one on the way 'ere, but someone slammed the bloody door just as i got there. story of me bloody life that is! pah! rolleyes

bit disappointed actually! i coulda kept nipping between the two and i'd look twice as drunk on half the intake, rather than someone drinking like a bloody fish, and you'd all be none the wiser!
now can i have 2 pints of stella and a triple brandy chaser please. and whatever Mistress Jags and the lovely Clare are having. please! ;-)
n x x x

25 Jun 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
evening guys ((( and girlies )))
now can i have 2 pints of stella and a triple brandy chaser please. and whatever Mistress Jags and the lovely Clare are having. please! ;-)
n x x x

Ah Neil your a honey kiss

So not planning on getting too drunk then?????
Clare,xxx
wink

25 Jun 2004

Quote by brumlad
sssssshhhhhhhhhhh.............don't tell misschief i'm in here or I'm a dead man !
who's the lucky lady that's been chosen for serving duties this evening as I'm parched after a hard days slaving at my desk, and more importantly, who's moved the takeaway menus !!!!
:eeek: who's been in here with peach air freshener FFS !

GET REAL!!
Boys - I am in dire need of a large glass of white wine - with a wine chaser and some honey roasted nuts to keep the thirst factor high (see other thread about the shite service from Dell, it'll explain it all). so no ice please!!

25 Jun 2004

Quote by brumlad
sssssshhhhhhhhhhh.............don't tell misschief i'm in here or I'm a dead man !
who's the lucky lad that's been chosen for serving duties this evening as I'm parched after a hard days slaving at my desk, and more importantly, who's moved the takeaway menus !!!!
:eeek: who's been in here with peach air freshener FFS !

Oohhh Brumlad you offering to be serving wenching lad tonight, this is a treat......... biggrin

White wine please in a glass like Jags if you don't mind.. wink

25 Jun 2004

Quote by clare
So not planning on getting too drunk then?????

erm.......theres about 130 people here will tell you i never touch a drop tho the bribery n corruption might take me a rather long time to sort out
n'other pint please! ;-) oooooo and is that a chilled pinot grigio i see in the fridge???
n x x x x

25 Jun 2004

BRUMLAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
Neil is in need of a drink !!!! .......................Where are you???

25 Jun 2004

did some one mention drink climbs on bar stool
~waves~ to everyone wink

25 Jun 2004

Hi redstilletto,
White wine tonight,would you like one???
Clare,xxx
wink

25 Jun 2004

look i've bin stood here for fecking ages now. either i've turned invisible yet again, or this brumlad person wants sacking???
<<< dons a rather fetching serving wench apron, but don't tell judy she'll get the wrong idea! ;-) >>>
right, what we having???? free beer a serving wench perk is it???? hhmmmm???
n x x x x x

25 Jun 2004

Okay.... okay...., Brumlad is history. His serving capabilites are not up to standard. evil

Sarges fault as I do remember that he rotared Brumlad in, as you Neil.........you can sigh with relief tonight, your turn is next weekend :twisted: :twisted:
And guess what? you can only wear a pinny. Tut tut......you can't argue.................. .you can't Sarge has it in black and white look... :small-print:
Now as I'm going out tonight I will serve you all quickly so give me the orders. biggrin

and you have service with a smile .....can't be bad. !!!!!

25 Jun 2004

Out!!! You are going out!!! FFS the first time in weeks, ney months since I have been in the GFZ and you are off out.
You can't get the forum members these days........... tut tut.
Wilma wrestles Jags to the floor.....give me the bloody bottle woman, oh and a quick snog of course!!!
Whoppeeeeeee Doooozzzzzzeeeeeeeee..............I'm back AGAIN!!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

25 Jun 2004

*small voice* Wine glass is empty :cry:
*Not as small voice* Wine glass need refilled :cry:
*Ordinary conversational voice* I'd like another glass of wine please :P
*Louder voice to attract attention of deaf bartender* I'd like another glass of white wine if it's not too much trouble! :shock:
*shouting voice to get myself heard above the whinges about the football*
ANOTHER GLASS OF SODDING WHITE WINE ----NOW!!! mad

25 Jun 2004

bloody 'ell jags steady on. i'm new to the serving wench/cross dressing thing ffs ((( never let it be said neilinleeds ain't adventurous )))
now sorry jags, when you're quite finished with wilma ((( we'd all like a go ya know! <<< tuts >>> )))
VERY large glass was it????
n x x x x x

25 Jun 2004

Very large glass cos I need to fortify myself for the very long snog with Wilma. Need to whet my whistle and get my lips puckered up....
Ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooggggggggs Wilma!!
lol

25 Jun 2004

Quote by MrsFC
And guess what? you can only wear a pinny. Tut tut......you can't argue.................. .you can't Sarge has it in black and white look... :small-print:
Now as I'm going out tonight I will serve you all quickly so give me the orders.
and you have service with a smile .....can't be bad. !!!!!

Yeees w'ere into pnnies again! Why has Neil got a picture of an enormous nose on the front of his? Pint of Old Grumblebum please old boy Ta!

25 Jun 2004

Hey guys I'm back...
Went for a walk with the Mrs and the dog in the local country park.
Told her that I wa usiing this site and said.............
she don't mind :mrgreen:
Serving wnch drinks all round biggrin

25 Jun 2004

Nice one Easy,well done mate for being so brave,you definatewly deserve a drink for that biggrin

Clare,xxx

25 Jun 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
bloody 'ell jags steady o
n. i'm new to the serving wench/cross dressing thing ffs ((( never let it be said neilinleeds ain't adventurous )))

Neil.................Dressing in a pinny is not cross dressing !! :doh:
Just a little of the dairyaire to view is wonderfull biggrin

25 Jun 2004

ill have mine in a pint glass and do i spot penuts over there

25 Jun 2004

Well done Easy... biggrin

25 Jun 2004

Wow nice one Easy... does this mean she might be joining us in the shower next time? <Prays - please say yes, please say yes">
Neil, pour me a large voddie and coke while I get ready for the jacuzzi will you? First chance I've had to show off my white bits ;)

25 Jun 2004

Thanks guys. it was bloody nerve-racking, but I had to do it. ANyway she said she's fine about me using the site. We talked about 3somes for a bit and I'm starting to understand her reluctance. Next stop Munch (fingers crossed).
First word out of her mouth after I told her what a munch was were
"They're not expecting you to "perform" are they?"
Thanks dear. rolleyes

Sorry AC she's not up for that.........yet :twisted:

25 Jun 2004

nice one easy! such a relief! pint/short/bottle was it??? oh ffs easy help yaself mate, on the 'ouse! and one for the missus ( oooohhhh ffs nooooooo you lot we're trying for a good impression 'ere ffs! soz easy think it must be the sarges nite off? i'll sort the rabble out soon as i attend to angel chat.
oh ffs.....who left the coke down there???? :moon:
<<< turns back round... redface

>>>
now angel you mentioned a jacuzzi and a tan??? all over was it????
n x x x x x

25 Jun 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
nice one easy! such a relief! pint/short/bottle was it??? oh ffs easy help yaself mate, on the 'ouse! and one for the missus ( oooohhhh ffs nooooooo you lot we're trying for a good impression 'ere ffs! soz easy think it must be the sarges nite off? i'll sort the rabble out soon as i attend to angel chat.
oh ffs.....who left the coke down there???? :moon:
<<< turns back round... >>>
now angel you mentioned a jacuzzi and a tan??? all over was it????
n x x x x x

Oh yeah. Haven't had a drink for about 3 weeks. Had a pint tonight when we got back. She's not viewing the site yet, but I thinkk it's just a matter of time really.
That should prove interesting for the newbies, one night they're getting advice of some slim (she's going to love me for saying that) brunette and the next they're talking to some 14 stone geezer. :eeek: rotflmao

25 Jun 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
now angel you mentioned a jacuzzi and a tan??? all over was it????
n x x x x x

nope its not an all over tan Neil, I now have glow in the dark boobies and bottie lol. Nice view when you retrieved the coke hun, but it was actually DIET coke I was after. Now you'll have to bend over again.......... shame :twisted: :twisted:

25 Jun 2004

Quote by easy
Told her that I wa usiing this site and said.............
she don't mind :mrgreen:
Serving wnch drinks all round

Oh boy that's great news - and I'm not exaggerating - you know why. I'm beginning to feel like the one green bottle here - the top of this wall is getting draughty.
Easy, well done - if there's a secret technique PassM it on eh?