Girlie Free Zone - plan B | Swinging Heaven

25 Jun 2004

OMG, Easy, look......

Tune beat us to the shower!! I have the loofah, follow me!!
wow TWO men in the shower with me.... what more can a girl ask for? Oh yeah, I know, another voddie........... NEIL!!!! Do the honours will you please sweetie, and no ice, I may be some time and I don't want it to be watered down when I get back :twisted:

25 Jun 2004

Quote by westerross
Told her that I wa usiing this site and said.............
she don't mind :mrgreen:
Serving wnch drinks all round

Oh boy that's great news - and I'm not exaggerating - you know why. I'm beginning to feel like the one green bottle here - the top of this wall is getting draughty.
Easy, well done - if there's a secret technique PassM it on eh?
Errr no secret, but PM sent anyway.
Right with him out the way I've got AC all to myself 69position

TE while you're out there grab that bottle of champers that's in the fridge chilling. I think now's an appropriate time to open it. And hurry up and read that PM, I'm begining to think that AC is too much for one man. I need some reinforcements. :shock: lol

:twisted: :twisted:

25 Jun 2004

Me? too much for one man? nooooooooooo never! Well, ok maybe ;)
I have the strawberries, where's that champers?

25 Jun 2004

Quote by Easy getting all ahead of himself FFS
Right with him out the way I've got AC all to myself

look.....just cos you got all brave n stuff........well...........erm.........ok ok move over a bit okay!
i have a UV light here from the maze! ((( erm.....angelchat???? is there one in there?????? just i hope to find one sharpish??? )))
<<< ooowwwwww glow in the dark Y shaped after image FFS! >>>
oh n easy?? just for future ref??? wot you have to say exactly???
angel chat??? diet coke????? HA! think i'll fall for that again???? gotta get up pretty early in the morning to catch me out! fact better not go to bed at all!!!! <<< realises what he's just said <<< tuts >>> i mean best go to bed right now FFS! >>>
<<< thinks all these free serving wench beers gone to his 'ead! >>>
n x x x x x x

25 Jun 2004

mmmmmmmmmm easy and neil in the shower with me......... all I need now is for Se7en to make an appearance. Rumour has it he's in his kilt again tonight <swoon> I'll soon have him out of that though ;)
Easy, stop trying to hide the loofah, you know you got friction burns last time you tried putting it there!

25 Jun 2004

OMG Look!!! I'm so close to that 500 now. Where's the bloody champagne?? Scuse me guys while I go off to think about what I can post for this momentous occasion (look Judy, I spelled it right first time!!)
Neil, put the bloody light sabre down, we can all feel the force without that and my boobs don't need the help with being seen now that they're so white in comparison with the rest of me! rolleyes

25 Jun 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
wow TWO men in the shower with me.... what more can a girl ask for?

Room for a little 'n ??

25 Jun 2004

Quote by dambuster

wow TWO men in the shower with me.... what more can a girl ask for?

Room for a little 'n ??
Lol I have an idea I might get a spanking for taking a shower with all these men. mmmmm lucky me!! :twisted: :twisted: Pass the soap Dambuster, I like to get my shower buddies worked up into a real lather hehe
Still got my thinking cap on about 500th post. I may be some time lol

25 Jun 2004

<<< neil looks across at his post count....... >>>
ok for once i s'pose i better let the lady get there before me.......but i've been tryiong soooooooooooo hard FFS
n x x x x :P

25 Jun 2004

I'm already REALLY lathered up.
Got myself all giddy about being home early on a Friday. But it was not to be. never mind.
Morgen is auch ein tag, neh?
So how about a little shower fun and relaxing(?) soaping up?

26 Jun 2004

Well, I did it (the 500th I mean!!), so the champagne's on me today <hic>

26 Jun 2004

Blimey, is everybody out partying except me tonight?? I've picked up all the strawberry stalks that were lying all over the floor, and it took me ages to release a champagne cork that was embedded in the wall above the jacuzzi. Who did that plastering anyway?
Please don't tell me I have to pour my own drink now as well?? :shock:

26 Jun 2004

You cant live with us but you definately cant live without us!!!!! lol

26 Jun 2004

lol was that to me Alex_Female? (I'm a girl too... thats why I'm wearing a bra!)

26 Jun 2004

It was meant in relation to the men wanting a guys only area!!

26 Jun 2004

ohhhhhhhhhh ok lol. It makes sense now. Champagne Alex? We seem to be the only people here. I cleaned out the jacuzzi earlier so the water should be warm enough if you want to join me in there?

26 Jun 2004

Champagne Angel??
Did you say champagne? All we need is Will to pop in with some strawberries!
Oh hello! Another Alex! Nice to meet you!
Alex x x

26 Jun 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
ohhhhhhhhhh ok lol. It makes sense now. Champagne Alex? We seem to be the only people here. I cleaned out the jacuzzi earlier so the water should be warm enough if you want to join me in there?

Excuse me while that sneaky Easy was distracting me with his PM I was missing Angel's loofah in the shower. I knew I shouldn't have gone to bed last night .
Angel that loofah can go whereever you want - just watch out for me bollocks or I'll be giving you some Bollox!
By the way I'll have a pint of Hobgobblin' - did you know that Bacardi Breezer is 'Tart's Fuel' - I've been feedin' it to Mrs TE for weeks - I'm expecting the payback in spades next week. Boy this Bollox is great!

26 Jun 2004

Angel
a mutual friend of ours has been feeling down lately - shame we couldn't have enticed him in here and pampered him a little.
and BIG CONGRATS on the 500!
Muah, Alex x x

26 Jun 2004

Mmmmmmmm I have a newfound liking for champagne and strawberries Alex, I did start on them last night but somebody else ate them all while I was distracted in the shower. (And they left the bloomin stalks all over the place evil

)
Tune, a shower is just what the doctor ordered, but come and join us in the jacuzzi for a while first. I'm sure the Alexes will make you just as comfortable as I plan to ;)

26 Jun 2004

It is unnaturally quiet in here!
I wonder if TE can handle us all! rolleyes

You've done a superb job in the jaccuzi room angel, and those scented candles are an inspiration - so atmospheric. Plus they'll help to disguise the male flatulence!
Alex x x

26 Jun 2004

Awww well if you speak to him Alex, get him in here and us girls will cheer him up. And thanks for the congrats, this champagne is going to my head a bit now though <hic>

26 Jun 2004

Errm well I did get a PM from Plan B of the GFZ but it didn't mention leaping into the jacuzzi -- here I come ............SPLASH! Glass of Hobgobblin' (keep spelling that wrong!!!!) in me hand.
Alex if you think I can't handle all you girls then.... urgh mmmmph aaaargh - you might be right - but boy am I enjoying meself!

26 Jun 2004

HI EVERYBODY I'M BACK biggrin

WHATS BEEN HAPPENING ? trying to appear worse for wear

27 Jun 2004

'Tis very quiet in here? Wasn't it someones party last night or something?
Ah well as I've got the place to myself.....
*goes off to make breakfast then sit in the jacuzzi eating while watching kids cartoons*
Oooo Scooby-doo re-runs. cool

27 Jun 2004

Hello to the other Alex as well cool

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Would of loved to join to all in the jacuzzi, with the jets of water refreshing the parts nothing else can lol

Champagne and strawberries, but who will supply the cream? :shock:

27 Jun 2004

Quote by easy
'Tis very quiet in here? Wasn't it someones party last night or something?
Ah well as I've got the place to myself.....
*goes off to make breakfast then sit in the jacuzzi eating while watching kids cartoons*
Oooo Scooby-doo re-runs.

OOh any spare breakfast going there Easy i need filling up :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink

27 Jun 2004

Quote by Alex_Female
Champagne and strawberries, but who will supply the cream? :shock:

OO OO OO ME....... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
*goes to fridge and gets double cream*
:neutral: What? it's what you asked for, wasn't it? dunno

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
'Tis very quiet in here? Wasn't it someones party last night or something?
Ah well as I've got the place to myself.....
*goes off to make breakfast then sit in the jacuzzi eating while watching kids cartoons*
Oooo Scooby-doo re-runs.

OOh any spare breakfast going there Easy i need filling up :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink

Well there's whatever you want in the SH kitchen (including me wink

:twisted: :twisted: )

27 Jun 2004

In that case i think ill have an extra large sausage sarnie biggrin

Clare,xxx

27 Jun 2004

OK

Would you like sauce on that?
*keeps his fingers crossed that Clare doesn't ask for tabasco* :cry: lol