Girlie Free Zone

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
<<<<<< walks in, spots Brumlad :twisted: Sneaks up behind him .........
Then whips off his towel, twists it up and chases him round the GFZ flicking his bare arse :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Some guys have all the duck :twisted:
(Sorry, Freudian slip rotflmao

)
oooo Ice - we are seeing a different side of you - I'd best see if I can get hold of a whip! :twisted:
Walnut? ;)
No, thort not redface

15 Oct 2004

Alex, now there is a sight for sore eyes !! How is a chap supposed to concentrate on serving drinks with you looking like that cool

:twisted: :twisted:

15 Oct 2004

Quote by brumlad
Alex, now there is a sight for sore eyes !! How is a chap supposed to concentrate on serving drinks with you looking like that :twisted: :twisted:

Awww ty Brumlad
But would be a dearand get me a refill please?
oooo and somethng to nibble on too ! wink

15 Oct 2004

certainly alex.....
brumlad dons the regulatory maids pinny and nothing else, one glass of wine maaaam, cocktail sausage to nibble on wink

15 Oct 2004

Quote by brumlad
certainly alex.....
brumlad dons the regulatory maids pinny and nothing else, one glass of wine maaaam, cocktail sausage to nibble on

Brumlad dont think we have met???? anyway like the pinny image, not sure though about the size of your sausages tho :shock: :shock: :shock:

15 Oct 2004

Cocktail sausgage :shock:
More like a cumberland from where I am sitting! rolleyes

mmmmmmm - thank you so much - so satisfying!

15 Oct 2004

Quote by corriefem
Brumlad dont think we have met???? anyway like the pinny image, not sure though about the size of your sausages tho :shock: :shock: :shock:

Hi Corrie, no, don't think we've had the pleasure......yet :giggle: what can I get you to drink ? A glass of Red wine or something a little stronger ???
Alex hun, there's plenty more where that came from, carry on like that and you'll be wanting the gravy to go with it :twisted:
** surprised no-one's noticed that I'm being very ermm helpfull ** Sarge have no fear wink

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15 Oct 2004

Quote by brumlad
Alex hun, there's plenty more where that came from, carry on like that and you'll be wanting the gravy to go with it :twisted:

ooooo - Sausages and Onion Gravy!
That really makes my mouth water!!!!
Could I have a couple of dumplings with that please? wink

15 Oct 2004

Sneaks in after sorting the car insurance, sigh, mans work never done. *Thinks lads seem to have nice boobs tonight* as he heads over absentmindedly to the bar fridge...

15 Oct 2004

Hello there TnH, long time no see...
Whilst you are up could you get me a little ice please?
I'm just going to have a relax in the Jacuzzi then put a ice girly film on.

15 Oct 2004

Hi Alexandra (rummages for Ice cubes) hows life?

15 Oct 2004

Ahem - does Ice know about this rummaging in his 'ubes?

15 Oct 2004

Quote by celticq
Ahem - does Ice know about this rummaging in his 'ubes?

That depends on just how deep TnH rummages!
TnH - Ilife is quite OK just now thank you!

15 Oct 2004

MrFC gatecrashes
HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!
Wheres me drink?

15 Oct 2004

Hello Mr FC good to see you in here biggrin

:D :D Have to keep editing my posts as I have had a Friday drink and keep thinking rude thoughts and then changing my mind lolxxxxx

15 Oct 2004

Wow corrie lol

:lol:
Rude thoughts are ok redface

I've had a few myself lately surprised

ops: :taz: :twisted:

15 Oct 2004

Quote by MrFC
Wow corrie :lol:
Rude thoughts are ok I've had a few myself lately ops: :taz: :twisted:

yes but yours arent about me hahahaha Keep remembering that the www sees this as well and realise maybe I should tone down.............................................there again maybe one night I will get very very rude :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: cool

:lol:

15 Oct 2004

Quote by MrFC
Wow corrie :lol:
Rude thoughts are ok I've had a few myself lately ops: :taz: :twisted:

Mr FC!!!!!!!!
I'm shocked!! :shock:

15 Oct 2004

Ahh!! Alex I am but a mere hot blooded male :twisted:

15 Oct 2004

Quote by MrFC
Ahh!! Alex I am but a mere hot blooded male :twisted:

Hardly a mere hot blooded male :twisted:

15 Oct 2004

oops. seem to have wandered in here by mistake. But, seems strangely familiar?? What is this place? My ferrets are getting all excited....heloo...ooooooo!!! No, nobody here. Strange sense of 'deja vu'.....maybe I'l just rest in this little jacuzzi....warm away the pain of the day.......come on dogs, ferrets, sheep,... jump in , nobody will mind....

15 Oct 2004

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! It can't be happening!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
We've only just got the jacuzzi to not resemble a sheep dip from the last fiasco :shock:
Now Agricola, we don't mind you coming in here at all ....... but you gotta get a grip on them animals!!!!! :jagsatwork: By the time you've stripped for the jacuzzi ie. managed to sort out the double knot on the bit of string round yer waist, the animals have run riot and crapped everywhere!!!!
Can't you maybe get a bit of new string? dunno

One that's not so frayed and a bit easier to undo? rolleyes

15 Oct 2004

Misschief never mind the animals !!!!!!!!!!!
The last time I was in the jaquzzi Agricola got his fishing gere out !!! :shock: :shock: :shock: I kid you not !!! Honest !!!
Agricola......................you can join us femails , but please don't bring your animals. confused

Just soak away, and if you wish and you must ask for , we will massage your aches and pains way. biggrin

:D :D

15 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! It can't be happening!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
We've only just got the jacuzzi to not resemble a sheep dip from the last fiasco :shock:
Now Agricola, we don't mind you coming in here at all ....... but you gotta get a grip on them animals!!!!! :jagsatwork: By the time you've stripped for the jacuzzi ie. managed to sort out the double knot on the bit of string round yer waist, the animals have run riot and crapped everywhere!!!!
Can't you maybe get a bit of new string? One that's not so frayed and a bit easier to undo?

Missy, how did you know I've got baler string tied round my waste? Stinking Bogweed ,you must be psychic!! My cousin Arthur told me , many moons ago, that he had found an 'El-Dorado', where he could practice his fly casting, dip his sheep, wash his dog, and all the time be attended by sirens of beauty and munificence, such as a poor country lad had never seen. I never believed him-mainly on account of the fact he was a lying old git-but my discovery of this little oasis has causes me to reconsider. You know, it's fast approaching 'bath-month': if I was to lock my furry friends outside, would anyone accompany me into this bubbling water?? (last time I saw water bubble like that was when 'Sweaty Betty' took to the local duck pond on New Year's Eve)

15 Oct 2004

Strolls into the GFZ......
Bluddy hell
Did I just see Brumlad in here????...... Nah it cant have been.... :shock:
Ooohhhh Agricola..... Have you bought your animals in for their annual bath then????
*Makes note NOT to use the Jacuzzi tonight
Helloooooo people kiss

Shireen
xxx
Oh bollox it wouldn't do what I wanted it to do.... redface

15 Oct 2004

<<< cautiously looks round the door and wonders where all the livestock came from. dunno

I know we've occasisionally said that this place gets to look like a pigsty but really... rolleyes

I think I may just stay for a quick one tonight 'cos I got a young lady to meet around here somewhere; and anyway - I'm not getting in that there bluddy jacuzzi 'til someone drags all the feckin' ferrets out FFS (!) mad

:x
What IS happening to this place..?! confused

15 Oct 2004

Tis ok don't panic! confused

:? :?
<Herds the animals into a corner and ties a makeshift fence with Agricolas baler twine>
There, sorted :smug: ............. Shit!! :shock:
<Herds Agricola back out of the makeshift pen>
Sorry bout that redface

Kinda lost you in the crowd there for a moment :?

15 Oct 2004

Aw, Missy! Is there no end to the skills a Mod has to have?! wink

OK, when he arrives we can send Neil down to clean all the filters and then we can re-start the jacuzzi. I've got some time to kill, so maybe I'll have another - anyone care to join me? drinkies

Misschief, name your poison...!
biggrin

G xx

15 Oct 2004

Walks into the GFZ. Looks at the mess.......................
:doh:
About turns, and walks back out !!!

15 Oct 2004

Oh good now Sarge has gone........ :giggle:
Who wants champers girls????...... I have 6 bottles of the very best Australian kind..... wink

Shireen
xxx