T cos she's gorgeous
T cos he intrigues me
J cos he is funny
P cos he wants to try a little bondage
T again cos he gets into your mind
5 ways to make someone cum
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Give me 5
Sex God
suck them
lick them
fuck them
strum them
make them sit on the washing machine on fast spin
--------------------------------------------------------------
Gimme 5 uses for a ping pong ball .....
lick them
fuck them
strum them
make them sit on the washing machine on fast spin
--------------------------------------------------------------
Gimme 5 uses for a ping pong ball .....
Orgasminator
table tennis
head for a finger puppet(fingerbobs....showing my age)
cut in half, Kermet the frogs eyes
fairground, aiming them into a goldfish bowl(you win a pwwwwize)
and last but not least, inner pussy muscle workout(safty goggle a must for on looker) lol
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Give me 5......places you masturbated other than the bedroom?
head for a finger puppet(fingerbobs....showing my age)
cut in half, Kermet the frogs eyes
fairground, aiming them into a goldfish bowl(you win a pwwwwize)
and last but not least, inner pussy muscle workout(safty goggle a must for on looker) lol
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Give me 5......places you masturbated other than the bedroom?
Sex God
Shower
Living room
Kitchen (while on cam, not while cooking tea )
Car
Airport toilets
--------------------------------------------------------
Gimme 5 fave possessions
Living room
Kitchen (while on cam, not while cooking tea
)Car
Airport toilets
--------------------------------------------------------
Gimme 5 fave possessions
Orgasminator
Quote by Funlovers2009aiport toilets...niccce xx
Shower
Living room
Kitchen (while on cam, not while cooking tea
Car
Airport toilets
--------------------------------------------------------
Gimme 5 fave possessions
Orgasminator
car
cottage(sadly not much longer)
gadgets(projector, screen amps, and computer)
music collection(alsorts)
and last....my health(touch wood)
------------------------------------
Give me 5....tourist attractions in the uk you like to visit?
cottage(sadly not much longer)
gadgets(projector, screen amps, and computer)
music collection(alsorts)
and last....my health(touch wood)
------------------------------------
Give me 5....tourist attractions in the uk you like to visit?
Sex God
ooooooh thats a hard one ............. There are sooooo many
Guys hospital museum (every disease you can think of pickled in a jar, not sure if its open to the public but if not then it should be!!)
Caernarfon Castle
The National Gallery
British War Museum
Horseguards Parade
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gimme 5 of the most dodgy places you have shagged
Guys hospital museum (every disease you can think of pickled in a jar, not sure if its open to the public but if not then it should be!!)
Caernarfon Castle
The National Gallery
British War Museum
Horseguards Parade
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gimme 5 of the most dodgy places you have shagged
Orgasminator
errmmmm not that exciting but....
a car( knock on the window once from a police officer...telling us to move on..lol)
the surf on hols abroad( not as good as we thought it would be..ouch)..lol
the balcony whilst abroad(told next morn that we was being watched from afar by a young couple at the pool table)
dunes
5. Bird hide at a local lake( yes i know, new meaning for bird watching...lol)
---------------------------------------------------
Give me 5......things you like from a mans attension
a car( knock on the window once from a police officer...telling us to move on..lol)
the surf on hols abroad( not as good as we thought it would be..ouch)..lol
the balcony whilst abroad(told next morn that we was being watched from afar by a young couple at the pool table)
dunes
5. Bird hide at a local lake( yes i know, new meaning for bird watching...lol)
---------------------------------------------------
Give me 5......things you like from a mans attension
Sex God
a flirty glance from across the room
a passionate kiss (cant beat a good snog)
hands all over my body
tongue flicking over my clit
a good hard shag
Ok I'm horny now!!
Gimme 5 ways to make me cum
a passionate kiss (cant beat a good snog)
hands all over my body
tongue flicking over my clit
a good hard shag
Ok I'm horny now!!
Gimme 5 ways to make me cum
Orgasminator
I could just say all of the above...lol
1. Teasing kisses(inner thighs, etc)
2. Tongue playing around your clit
3. Sucking and licking your pussy lips
4. Fingers in your pussy, working there magic
5. Penetration legs over my shoulders(might work, maybe helped with my fingers)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ok you got me horny now...
Give me 5.....ways to make me cum?
1. Teasing kisses(inner thighs, etc)
2. Tongue playing around your clit
3. Sucking and licking your pussy lips
4. Fingers in your pussy, working there magic
5. Penetration legs over my shoulders(might work, maybe helped with my fingers)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ok you got me horny now...
Give me 5.....ways to make me cum?
Sex God
wank
blow job
shag
bum fun
tit wank
(not gonna be explicit cos I'm horny enough as it is)
Gimme 5 big brother winners ...... (I hate that programme)
blow job
shag
bum fun
tit wank
(not gonna be explicit cos I'm horny enough as it is
)Gimme 5 big brother winners ...... (I hate that programme)
Sex God
oooooh a hard one!!
Make his cock an inch smaller cos it hurts sometimes
Stop him nagging when I dont load the dishwasher
Stop him nagging when I squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube
Make him notice when the floor needs mopping
errrrrm .... and he snores!!!
Gimme 5 things your partner would change about you
Make his cock an inch smaller cos it hurts sometimes
Stop him nagging when I dont load the dishwasher
Stop him nagging when I squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube
Make him notice when the floor needs mopping
errrrrm .... and he snores!!!
Gimme 5 things your partner would change about you
Sex God
shower
shave face
moisturise face
shave bollocks and shaft
brush teeth
Gimme 5 reasons someone should want to meet you
shave face
moisturise face
shave bollocks and shaft
brush teeth
Gimme 5 reasons someone should want to meet you
Sex God
Quote by mrluvtong
my back could probably do with waxing
i should lose a few pounds
i live too far away
am going grey
i always seem to be busy so arranging a time to meet would be tricky.
Give me 5 things you want to do but havent yet had opportunity or built up the courage.
Run the London marathon
Volunteer in Africa
Blow loads of money in Las Vagas
Have a gangbang
Fulfill my sexual fantasy
Gimme 5 things you wish you hadnt done
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
i try not to have regrets,but
had my hair cut at 13,frizzy perm not my look.
Told james i was babysitting at 16,he was lush.
Got pissed on new years eve and got off with someone so i was upstairs when the 22 yr old art student came looking for me.
Thrown away my old poems
Been so bloody naieve!
Give me 5 fictional people you would love to meet.
Now thats a hard one and I'm sure that I'll change my mind once I've posted this!!
Captain Jack Sparrow (funny as fook and well worth a couple of hours of my time)
Dr Who, (David Tennant incarnation ... I like to travel but get impatient on long journeys)
Dierdre Barlow (she needs a slap)
Susan from Desperate Housewives (I think we would get on very well )
Will Hunting (wonderful mind and a very sharp tongue. I'd love to be able to put someone down like he does)
Gimme 5 of your idols
five is hard on this one....
Desmond Tutu - A little bit bonkers, been through some heavy heavy shit yet amazingly positive happy a true leader of those around him and played a massive part in ending aprtheid yet a very humble man too.
My little brother - was knocked down as a toddler, due to brain damage we were told he wouldnt walk talk or be able to look after himself ever. thanks to his amazing mental strength, courage determination he has overcome the fact he is blind in one eye has no sensations down the whole left side. He now has his own house a full time job a lovely girlfriend and is amazingly positive.
Ron Jeremies - Ugly man made himself a millionaire as a porn star! Say no more!
Richard Branson - One of the richest men in the world all through his own hard work and having the balls to take his chances when they came and he still comes across as a decent bloke.
Bryan Robson - England Captain who loved a pint or ten but could still turn a game by himself he could defend attack and run for ever.
Gimme five people who have affected your life in a good way
Desmond Tutu - A little bit bonkers, been through some heavy heavy shit yet amazingly positive happy a true leader of those around him and played a massive part in ending aprtheid yet a very humble man too.
My little brother - was knocked down as a toddler, due to brain damage we were told he wouldnt walk talk or be able to look after himself ever. thanks to his amazing mental strength, courage determination he has overcome the fact he is blind in one eye has no sensations down the whole left side. He now has his own house a full time job a lovely girlfriend and is amazingly positive.
Ron Jeremies - Ugly man made himself a millionaire as a porn star! Say no more!
Richard Branson - One of the richest men in the world all through his own hard work and having the balls to take his chances when they came and he still comes across as a decent bloke.
Bryan Robson - England Captain who loved a pint or ten but could still turn a game by himself he could defend attack and run for ever.
Gimme five people who have affected your life in a good way
