Give me back my postings!!!

31 Aug 2004

I have just noticed that at the bottom of every page in the Forum, beneath the Acceptable Use Policy, in small writing, it says:
All trademarks and copyrights are the property of their respective owners. All postings are the property of their posters.
Well that's it !! Mark, can you please put all my postings into a brown paper bag and hand them over so that I can nip round to my mum's and show her how well her one and only son turned out !!
I will need them for about an hour and then you can borrow them again for a while !!
Thankyou!! confused

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31 Aug 2004

lol
i got no worries yet i don't think mate
my post count is only just begging
lol

1 Sep 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
All trademarks and copyrights are the property of their respective owners. All postings are the property of their posters.

Hhmmmm well i think they can sty exactly where they are,i don't think i really want all of mine confused

1 Sep 2004

Well that's it !! Mark, can you please put all my postings into a brown paper bag and hand them over so that I can nip round to my mum's and show her how well her one and only son turned out !!

More like a Dustbin bag.............. ..............

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: bolt

Well i did say i was going to get you back lol

1 Sep 2004

While you at it Sarge, have a chat with the Bank of England I got these notes saying they will give me a fiver, so I want my cash now... Obviously these little notes saying I promise to pay the bearer cannot be my 'real' Â£5 or they wouldn't say how he was promising me it... confused

1 Sep 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
While you at it Sarge, have a chat with the Bank of England I got these notes saying they will give me a fiver, so I want my cash now... Obviously these little notes saying I promise to pay the bearer cannot be my 'real' Â£5 or they wouldn't say how he was promising me it...

Polymorph?

1 Sep 2004

/begin Hijack

Quote by mollyandchris_54746
While you at it Sarge, have a chat with the Bank of England I got these notes saying they will give me a fiver, so I want my cash now... Obviously these little notes saying I promise to pay the bearer cannot be my 'real' Â£5 or they wouldn't say how he was promising me it...

Polymorph?
Yes smile

First one to notice (or is that to care, hehe) Dwarfers Rule :thumbup:
p.s. The Abbreviation is what all men search for and it took me about 15 runs through to write it down from the dvd correctly...
End Hijack (Sorry Sarge)/

1 Sep 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Well that's it !! Mark, can you please put all my postings into a brown paper bag and hand them over so that I can nip round to my mum's and show her how well her one and only son turned out !! :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No need Son! I read them every day :lol:
To say I'm proud would be an understatement.
Don't forget to wash behind your ears wink

Love
Your Mother
x x x x x

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1 Sep 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
No need Son! I read them every day
To say I'm proud would be an understatement.
Don't forget to wash behind your ears
Love
Your Mother
x x x x x
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Oh thanks mum!! See, I always said you'd be proud of me one day and today is it!!
Okay Mark, you can keep them for now. Sorry if you'd already taken them off the shelf and put them in the carrier bag. Just make sure they all go back in the right place otherwise they just won't make sense!! confused

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1 Sep 2004

Crikey.... you'd need an aircraft carrier or something to transport all my posts :shock:

1 Sep 2004

Quote by Mark
So, is there any particular order you'd like me to put them back in or shall I just sprinkle liberally and hope for the best?

Would anyone notice the difference ?? :shock: confused

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1 Sep 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
So, is there any particular order you'd like me to put them back in or shall I just sprinkle liberally and hope for the best?

Would anyone notice the difference ?? :shock: confused

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I want to see your first ever post Sarge :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: please please :lol: :lol:

1 Sep 2004

Quote by corriefem
So, is there any particular order you'd like me to put them back in or shall I just sprinkle liberally and hope for the best?

Would anyone notice the difference ?? :shock: confused

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I want to see your first ever post Sarge :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: please please :lol: :lol:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/4899.html
Wish granted hehehehehe .....

1 Sep 2004

Quote by devs
my post count is only just begging

What's it begging for hun? Mercy?
Is you begging, really? What you begging for? Hmm? G'wan, tell me! Slowly and in detail. YKIMS!

1 Sep 2004

Quote by Calista
So, is there any particular order you'd like me to put them back in or shall I just sprinkle liberally and hope for the best?

Would anyone notice the difference ?? :shock: confused

:? :? :? :? lol

I want to see your first ever post Sarge :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: please please :lol: :lol:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/4899.html
Wish granted hehehehehe .....
:lol: :lol: :lol: thanks Calista!!!!!! Wasnt he a little darling back then - so formal and shy hahahahaha......................................oh how he has changed :shock: :shock: wink

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1 Sep 2004

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1 Sep 2004

Ooo Sarge :shock:

1 Sep 2004

My Dogging Carreer didn't last very long !! confused

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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/20477.html#20477

1 Sep 2004

But even then the Sarge humour we know and love was shining through smile

1 Sep 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
But even then the Sarge humour we know and love was shining through

Creep!
:P
Venusxxx

1 Sep 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
But even then the Sarge humour we know and love was shining through

Creep!
:P
Venusxxx
Hehe...

1 Sep 2004

Just been reading up on copyright, and apparently my postings are my "intellectual" property. :shock:
Got that completely ferkin wrong then didn't they? rotflmao

1 Sep 2004

Droit d'author!! (rights of the 'author')
big problem in the art world!! Some artists don't like where art museums hang their creations... mustn't go on about it cos it's a pet rant of mine.
confused

2 Sep 2004

Quote by Mark
So, is there any particular order you'd like me to put them back in or shall I just sprinkle liberally and hope for the best?

Bloody hell its getting dangerous around here, tripped over two words on the way in that were laying around on the floor and have searched around the site and can't find anyone who can use them, so if anyone can see where the words
'with petrol'
might best fit, I will leave them here for you.

2 Sep 2004

Quote by davej

So, is there any particular order you'd like me to put them back in or shall I just sprinkle liberally and hope for the best?

Bloody hell its getting dangerous around here, tripped over two words on the way in that were laying around on the floor and have searched around the site and can't find anyone who can use them, so if anyone knows where the words
'with petrol'
might best fit, I will leave them here for you.
I`d like a vibrator which is fuelled with petrol. Then I can syphon the neighbour`s cars when I run out of batteries. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx