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Missy
Sex God
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An arrow.

What sort of escape did you have??
Answer:
The passengers will vouch for me
tmann
Sex God
So what do you need for an oil party?
A balloon.
Mrboots2007
Orgasminator
whats another use for a comdom?
wellies
Unknown User
Was she wearing sexy footwear?
Des O'Connor
tmann
Sex God
What music did they play?
A song and a dance.
mrluvtong
Warming the Bed
whats your party trick?
white sports socks pulled up high.
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
What did you wear on there own, and you thought you looked sexy in at your last meet?
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stocking clad legs
tmann
Sex God
...and what did you see when you pulled her long boots off?
Red.
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Name a primary colour
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a cucumber was too small
tmann
Sex God
Why did you push a marrow into the hole in the dam?
they were just so flat.
Missy
Sex God
Your sponsored hill climb in Holland, how did it go? What were the hills like?
Answer: Two bottle caps, a toilet roll and some double sided sellotape.
tmann
Sex God
You make your own condoms, what do you use?
A billy can.
Missy
Sex God
Quote by
A billy can.

Is it right that the goats Gruff can't cross the bridge??
Answer:
I ended up covered in flour
tmann
Sex God
So he came into the kitchen and had you on the worktop. What happened next?
Apple turn-over.
Unknown User
She was only a baker's daughter, but she'd sure make your...?
4 large ones
Missy
Sex God
Quote by TheLovelyOne
4 large ones

So you went out last night for a little drink, then what did you have?
Answer:
It's got to be Minstrels
Unknown User
Who's that playing bloody Greensleeves again?
only if it's freshly washed
tmann
Sex God
Will you come for a ride in my car?
A smart car.
Unknown User
Can you think of a sentence that sounds really ugly in a Cardiff accent?
Lassie, Skippy and Jaws.
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
Name 3 characters from mild porn movies?
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Bachalor party
tmann
Sex God
...and you came out of a cake where?
Doctor
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
what did you turn up as, at the sh fancy dress party?
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leather and lace
mancunian
Sex God
How would you describe freshly whipped buttocks?
Gasping and panting.
tmann
Sex God
How did you come?
On the train.
Mrboots2007
Orgasminator
Where did you meet that lady?
because it raining
tmann
Sex God
Why are you squashing your body against me under my umbrella?
Wet t-shirt
Unknown User
What competition did you earn that black belt in?
lady's finger
Unknown User
Quote by TheLovelyOne
What competition did you earn that black belt in?
lady's finger

What caused that sharp intake of breath?
Simon Bates' 'Our Tune'
willxx69
Sex God
Quote by TheLovelyOne
What competition did you earn that black belt in?
lady's finger

What's the other name for okra?
Because I wasn't ready for it.
tmann
Sex God
Why did you scream?
3 policemen and a nurse.