Give the question to the answer

15 May 2010

How did you descibe the location of your swiss chalet swinging retreat?
Banned from Homebase.

15 May 2010

What happened when you posed naked in the bath in the showroom?
the whole nine yards

15 May 2010

Cleopatra bathed in milk; what do you use?
underneath the arches

15 May 2010

Where did you have your first fumble?
As the Flying Scotsman roared through

15 May 2010

When did you have your 'Brief Encounter' on the platform?
With a whistle and a whoosh of steam, which left me with wobbly knees and a sooty face.

15 May 2010

So how was it when Harry Corbett had his way with you in the Turkish baths?
I need someone to show me how to do it properly

15 May 2010

Would you tell the court, why you gave the Policeman a bj?
E45.

15 May 2010

How did you get so lost? Didn't you take the M4?
in the mirror

15 May 2010

Do you know where I was looking when I fell in love?
A coffee and friend?

15 May 2010

What do you need for a mid-morning steamy session?
Just below my right shoulder.

15 May 2010

So where did it land.
It's good for the skin.

15 May 2010

Why do you spread marmalade over your face?
C# minor

15 May 2010

Do you know what cord C?, D?, E, F?, G?, A, and B. is.
Two TV and a guitar.

15 May 2010

What's the minimum requirement for a cross dressing gig?
A sort of high-pitched squeal.

15 May 2010

...and what did he say as you closed the cuffs?
Pink fur

16 May 2010

What's the likely outcome if the cat gets the strawberry ice cream?
It leaves a rather strange aftertaste

16 May 2010

Why did you not finish your vermouth?
The round about game.

21 May 2010

What shall we play at our party on Sat?
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just because it was there!!

21 May 2010

Why did you climb the mountain?
All white on top.

21 May 2010

What happens if I sunbathe in my bikini?
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In the back pocket of my jeans

21 May 2010

Do you have a condom?
It covered in little bumps.

21 May 2010

What does your cock look like after you had the implants?
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mainly blue with a little grey and white

21 May 2010

Why did you watch the Young animals in the fields
I think it's on up side down.

21 May 2010

why does my merkin itch?
beacause i got cramp!

26 May 2010

Why are you so contorted?
Sunny side up

26 May 2010

How do you like your eggs?
I may put my toe in.

26 May 2010

Why do you sit there?
My innocents died in that room.

26 May 2010

What are you pondering upon?
Naked skydiving

26 May 2010

whats the best way to dry after a bath?
twice in the last hour.

26 May 2010

Whats the favorite quote regarding Chaos theory
Remote stimulation