Give the question to the answer

9 May 2010

Who got caught up in the SH fancy dress party by mistake?
Next Tuesday

9 May 2010

Quote by willxx69
Next Tuesday

It's been nine hours already, I'm getting worn out, when are you gonna cum Will darling?
Answer:
But the critics hated it!!

9 May 2010

How do you leave your playmate when you've finished with them?
With brie, olive oil and an oven glove.

9 May 2010

How do you grill your cheese on toast?
In the herb garden.

9 May 2010

Where can you have outdoor sex and come back smelling of Basil and Rosemary?
Sort of brown and stripey, with frayed edges.

9 May 2010

Quote by willxx69
Sort of brown and stripey, with frayed edges.

What did Sarge look like after a session with Sappho and chocolate!!!
Answer:
A bit burnt, but otherwise ok

9 May 2010

How do your feel after all day in the sun?
A pint of yogurt and a cucumber.

9 May 2010

Can you recommend a good way to treat thrush?
a litle tart for my taste

9 May 2010

...and what did you from your test drive in that littel car?
New York

9 May 2010

What state of mind are you in?
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passionate and sensual

9 May 2010

What are you doing now?
in the field

9 May 2010

Where in Flanders do the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below?
a sandwich short of a picnic

10 May 2010

Some say we will have a government by the end of the week, what do you think?
It is cold.

10 May 2010

why is it shrivelled up like a cocktail sausage?
its always been that way.

10 May 2010

Why do swingers hide from the world?
118118

10 May 2010

Who do I phone to get a good number for directory enquiries?
Guinea pig shoes

10 May 2010

How did you get on at the dentist's today Lovely One?
silver balls

10 May 2010

How did you know it was a porn shop?
Golden chains.

10 May 2010

With what did King Midas flush his lavatories?
it needs a more gentle touch

10 May 2010

What is that like, do you like it?
797

12 May 2010

What's the code to that digital chastity belt?
not from that angle

12 May 2010

What do you like your men to wear?
I wasn't expecting it to be purple.

12 May 2010

Why do you say fuck so often?
It's found in the dark recesesses

12 May 2010

Where is Nick Clegg's soul now kept?
I was too embarrassed to ask for more

13 May 2010

What do you like to wear?
In romantic France

13 May 2010

Where did you meet?
The Black Forest.

13 May 2010

And for dessert?
a good example of when less is more

13 May 2010

You and I are the only ones here, what do you think?
She was only the millers daughter.

14 May 2010

Whose father wrote 'A View from the Bridge'?
it's made with all the nasty twiddly bits of animals

14 May 2010

What do you think of my chest of draws?
Alpine