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Unknown User
If you put your tongue just there mmmmmmmm
I like it better on all fours
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Why dont you like the dog jumping up at you??
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its long and pink!
Unknown User
That doesnt look like any sausage ive ever seen before
its supposed to smell like that
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Ewwwww that cheese is rancid ... are you really gonna eat that?
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I have tasted better!
Mrboots2007
Orgasminator
What was that pub meal like?
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on my tractor
tmann
Sex God
How did you get here with all the snow?
As long as it does not last to long.
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Will you do me a favour?
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the radiator burned my bum
mancunian
Sex God
How did you get those red stripes?
Whilst my hand was down the U bend
Missy
Sex God
Quote by mancunian
Whilst my hand was down the U bend

I'll bend, no u bend!!! ....... Now, your hand was down the what?
Answer: It took a pair of pliers and a bluddy good pull, but got there in the end!
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
Your in a sweat, did you have trouble getting that corset on?
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silk
Funlovers2009
Sex God
what are your stockings made of?
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I was too heavy
Unknown User
How did your meet with Brucie go?
it was the first time I gushed
Funlovers2009
Sex God
How did your meet with Brucie go? lol
I left them on the back seat of my car
mancunian
Sex God
Where are the handcuffs you took to Brucies?
Leave the engine running
Unknown User
how are we going to do a runner from Brucie?
the butler did it
Wakeycouple
Casanova
served the soup
why was u up the tree
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
Quote by Wakeycouple
served the soup
why was u up the tree
think you got this the wrong way around... lol
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
How do i get the xmas angel up there?
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Bagpuss
Unknown User
whats that pink soft thing you have there
if only I could
tmann
Sex God
Can you meet me in 5 mins?
So far away from me.
Unknown User
what hurts more than a poke in the ribs
I did try it once
Funlovers2009
Sex God
do you like marmite?
becuase the footie was on :sad:
Unknown User
why wouldnt he give you a good seeing to
i'd never seen one so big
mancunian
Sex God
What was so suprising about the cucumber?
She said she had done it before
mrluvtong
Warming the Bed
Why did you just shove it in?
I prefer it dry.
Unknown User
Why didnt you get her nice and wet?
but that just doesnt suit you
tmann
Sex God
What do you think of my new outfit?
Nothing but a daisy chain.
Unknown User
what was she wearing?
the only way is up
stevesms
Master of Sex
Why are you standing over me?
Only when it leaks.