are your pants always stained?
sometimes i get chaffing.
what happens when your legs rub together
once in a blue moon
How often do you take it up the bum?
a large church candle
what did you roger the vicar with?
I only wanted a kiss
How can you call it ?
He wiped his cock on the curtains
I only asked him in to check the gas meter and guess what he did?
the orange ones make me go barmy
What is your favourite falvour condom?
a red carnation
what did he have between his butt cheeks
the pink one does it for me
What is your favourite flavour milkshake?
I'll check my diary
sooo when are you and Gillian going to finally get it on?
personally i like the black ones
Does your neighbour ever stop wanking?
Eating After Eight mints with no hands.
did you believe him when he said he could give himself a BJ
i dont think your leg is supposed to go there
Do you want to see my party trick?
it was the carrot we used for the snowman's nose
what you putting in Mrs Funs arse
i think i did it twice
Have you ever had a gangbang?
It was the dog!!!
who ate my last doughnut??? (sorry was going to say something rude but then thought might be bit sick)
its turned a funny shade of pink
What happened to that bra?
ooooh yes please
would you like to share this hotdog?
i should of warmed up first.
Do you always only last 2 mins?
because I dont want kids
why do you only take it up the bum
the plant has never looked the same
So you only have one toilet?
when he called me at midnight
When did you fall off the bed?
Passion, if I had a choice.
boring sex or full on passion?
only when it rains
Do you ever stay in and have a full on sex session?
It doesn't touch the sides!!
Who are wearing big happy smiles/
the airbed has gone down on me
Why are you climbing into my bed?
I save it all up for the weekend
Why do you look so frustrated?
Amongst the happy campers
Where are all the tents?
in her drawers!
