Quote by two-4-more
Where are all the tents?
in her drawers!
Where does shelly keep her strap on?
It just fell off
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Quote by Suede-head
Where does shelly keep her strap on?
It just fell off
where's the knob gone?
he's a ginger over-paid moaner!
Orgasminator
damn you beat me to it... i was going to put
What was the excuse suede gave for throwing away the woollen sweater shelly bought him for Christmas?
but in answer to yours
why did you put the ice cube down your pants?
London!
Quote by Suede-head
What's wrong with Garfield?
It caused an itch
What was the excuse suede gave for throwing away the woollen sweater shelly bought him for Christmas?
but in answer to yours
Quote by Funlovers2009
Why did you have the dog put down?
It makes me tingle!!
why did you put the ice cube down your pants?
London!
Orgasminator
another drink?
yours
yours
Sex God
Whose place, mine or yours
Hot and dripping
Hot and dripping
Orgasminator
how do you like your kebabs?
30 seconds
30 seconds
Orgasminator
what colour basque does madame require?
i hate it when asked that
i hate it when asked that
Orgasminator
why are you wearing a coil of metal on your shoes?
whoooaaa slow down!
whoooaaa slow down!
Orgasminator
can i have a fruit salad?
massive erection
massive erection
Orgasminator
do you accomodate?
down at the beach
down at the beach
Orgasminator
whats that sagging in your pants?
two cups of tea and a choc ice
two cups of tea and a choc ice
Orgasminator
can i lick it?
let me see
let me see
Sex God
Why are you covered in cum?
As I passed 200 strokes per minute
As I passed 200 strokes per minute
Sex God
Why are you covered in cum?
As I passed 200 strokes per minute
As I passed 200 strokes per minute
