Give the question to the answer

27 Jun 2010

How did you know it was me?
Only a small one.

28 Jun 2010

Do you fancy a brew?
its a mad house!!

28 Jun 2010

Why do you have to be crazy to live here?
It causd a national condom shortage

28 Jun 2010

How did the first Gulf War get sand in their weapons effect your sex life?
I can not see the sea.

28 Jun 2010

Can you see the sea? lol

I saw the dog eating something

28 Jun 2010

Have you seen my last condom?
it's terribly swollen now

30 Jun 2010

OMG!!! were you wearing the condom when the dog ate it?
Col Mustard in the library with the spanner

30 Jun 2010

Where is Miss Scarlet?
In the hall with the Vicar with the rope.

30 Jun 2010

Have you seen the choir boys?
Close the door behind you

1 Jul 2010

Can I come in?
Rally Gold

1 Jul 2010

How did bungee sex make you feel?
on the horizon

1 Jul 2010

Where are they?
A horse and a lance.

2 Jul 2010

What do you want for Christmas?
It's a warm and welcoming place

2 Jul 2010

How many kittens? (awwwwwwwww)
I didnt get much sleep

2 Jul 2010

How was your night?
The best in the West.

3 Jul 2010

What would you like engraved on your headstone?
Shape up for summer

3 Jul 2010

Why are you living on salad?
Black lace

3 Jul 2010

Name the band with that terrible ditty.
highly polished but deeply sratched.

3 Jul 2010

That is a shiney tool you have there?
I just bent over.

4 Jul 2010

How did the hoover end up there sir?
It was the largest thing I've ever seen!!

4 Jul 2010

So you have flown on the new jumbo jet?

4 Jul 2010

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So you have flown on the new jumbo jet?

We're left hanging again hunni xx

4 Jul 2010

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So you have flown on the new jumbo jet?

We're left hanging again hunni xxI've lost another point! Many more and I will get a dentension.
What are you doing up on that cross?
Just a news paper and a light.

5 Jul 2010

What do you require to do the 'Dance of the flaming arseholes'?
It came with a Womble

5 Jul 2010

Wherever did you find all of that rubbish?
Noooooo, it wobbles!!

5 Jul 2010

Can we play with the jelly now?
The hay sack I think.

6 Jul 2010

Where did you hide that needle?
Providing it's smooth and shiny

6 Jul 2010

Do you like yogurt?

6 Jul 2010

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Do you like yogurt?

and...........

6 Jul 2010

I have lost another point