Fancy a fuck while the adverts are on?
I prefer it without lumps
how did you find the matteress?
whipped
Hot chocolate, with cream?
You first
Are you ever going to cum?
Not if it looks like that
Do you think I could win Masterchef?
They're in your coat pocket!
where are the condoms?
There are on the bed.
Where did I put my knickers?
I got it for Christmas
where did you get that?
thats just a start a start.
What are the ropes for?
It really does need lubricating
Your gate sqeeks.
On the sub way.
Whats the deepest youve had it?
No i like it too much.
Would you like another cake?
A yellow cab.
What mode of transport did you last give a bj in?
with bells on
Which nipples tassles do you prefer?
it was huge!!!
Why did you not eat in?
Everyone was nice.
How did you get on at the gimp conference?
I saw it on TV and thought it looked interesting
What possessed you to undergo vaginoplasty?
Not even for your last rolo
Will you kiss me?
A large tub of ice cream.
What would do you want to smear on my tits?
my daughter said it feels nice
Can I fuck you?
They were twins.
Woah!! Why are your kids so alike?
I needed to go .... really quickly!
eeew whats that smell?
moscow!
Anyone know where to get some decent vodka?
stay where you are
So how do you want me?
It needs new batteries.
When will you untie me?
four and two.
How many did you invite to your naked picnic.
two bottles of lube
Whats this in your hand luggage sir?
never tried but would love to.
So he lasted two days how do you feel?
Six of the best.
What is your sexual fantasy?
I watched it on a big screen
