Give the question to the answer

20 Jul 2010

Can you roll your tongue?
On the top shelf

20 Jul 2010

Where is the tea?
Just one sugar, ta.

20 Jul 2010

You can choose one of these gorgeous women or you can have all three, please meet Demerera, Tate and Lyle
Answer:
You put the colon in the wrong place! rolleyes

21 Jul 2010

How did my first operation as a junior doctor go madam?
yes, but stop nagging me!!

21 Jul 2010

Can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now,
That was the worst explanation ever

21 Jul 2010

You put the thingymajig into the dubryfurkin and then you pump in and out a bit until you cant physically do anymore .... dont let it pop though. So you you get how to pump up a bike tyre yet?
It went in the wrong hole!!

22 Jul 2010

Why does she look so suprised
only once, and then it took some doing.

22 Jul 2010

Have you ever ran a marathon?
sweet and milky

22 Jul 2010

How do you like your tea ?
Dipping wet

22 Jul 2010

How do you feel now?
Just do it again.

22 Jul 2010

I finished painting the ceiling, is it ok?
I have the body for it!

22 Jul 2010

How would I know you're an olympic gynnast
A hod carriers mate.

23 Jul 2010

What's your ideal job?
My nails are wet

24 Jul 2010

Why are you waveing at me in that demented mannner?
not in public on the boat.

25 Jul 2010

How do I release this chastity belt?
I hid it in my piggy bank

25 Jul 2010

Where is the condom?
Sherlock Holmes

25 Jul 2010

What's on?
as seen on the Muppet Show

26 Jul 2010

Did you see how much of an animal he was in bed?
it makes me feel all warm inside

26 Jul 2010

What do you like about Colonic Hydrotherapy.
It only takes an hour.

26 Jul 2010

How long does it take you to cut your toe nails?
Jonny Depp and Brad Pitt

28 Jul 2010

Name a fantasy of Funs
The wild west

28 Jul 2010

If you could anywhere at anytime where would you go?
he did it because I made him do it!!

28 Jul 2010

I've just got hear the excuse for this, why did he do that.
a loaded grease gun and latex gloves

29 Jul 2010

What do I need to fit your hair up?
It keep blowing away.

29 Jul 2010

Sir would you please care to explain why on the night of 28th July 2010 you we seen to be chasing a used condom up the main street?
I have it as the screen saver on my laptop

30 Jul 2010

How long before you do something lewd and debauched again?
Big Red Rooster

31 Jul 2010

What is that on the chicken coup?
It's morning.

31 Jul 2010

What time of the day do you call this?
I got 9.8 and sponsorship from London Rubber

31 Jul 2010

So everyone scores you, what did you score, did you win?
It was all to good to be true.

2 Aug 2010

Are you sure it was a dream?
It was the biggest I'd ever seen!!