Give the question to the answer

7 Jul 2010

Why are you not winning?
Half way up the stairs

7 Jul 2010

Where did you see this little mouse with clogs on?
At the top of the windmill.

7 Jul 2010

Where did you take that photo?
Only on a wet day

7 Jul 2010

Do you often suffer wet farts/
just after I fell off

7 Jul 2010

When did you realise drunken sex wasn't a good idea?
He hesitated just before

8 Jul 2010

What heightened your last orgasm?
honest, it just came off in my hand.

8 Jul 2010

What does it take to measure a good sub?
Asleep with the dogs

11 Jul 2010

Where is the cat?
mmmmm its all wet and warm!

11 Jul 2010

When do you know it's time to slip one in the box?
Last seen disappearing over the horizon

11 Jul 2010

Mum??
ooooOOOOOoooh that looks interesting!

12 Jul 2010

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Mum??
ooooOOOOOoooh that looks interesting!

Love the modulation there.
What do you think of this in my Shibari book?
Anything but the chilli sauce!

12 Jul 2010

What do you want to lick out of me today?
Yeah of course you can

12 Jul 2010

Can I fuck your face?
Lashed down

12 Jul 2010

How do you stop your tent blowing away?
A duck billed platypus

13 Jul 2010

What did your last meet look like?
I prefer the nobbly ones

14 Jul 2010

What did you give him as you orgasmed fiercly?
A tissue box

14 Jul 2010

Where can I find a tissue?
it squelches when you touch

15 Jul 2010

What do I love about yoour pussy?
It ran through my fingers

15 Jul 2010

did you catch every last drop?
last week this week & next week

16 Jul 2010

When is your appointment at the GUM Clinic?
It can hold 14 felt tip pens

18 Jul 2010

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It can hold 14 felt tip pens

What would you consider 'average' for anal capacity???
Answer:
I wasn't sure, but he said it was mega sexy!

18 Jul 2010

How many cocks were sword fighting in your mouth?
in the kitchen drawer, hiding under the tea towels

19 Jul 2010

Where is the knife?
She was all in pink.

19 Jul 2010

What made you think he was a girl?
positively gushing!

19 Jul 2010

What was she doing to soak my towel?
very hot and steamy

19 Jul 2010

Why didnt you like the sauna?
Nooooo, I'm so not going to do that!!

19 Jul 2010

Quote by Funlovers2009
Why didnt you like the sauna?
Nooooo, I'm so not going to do that!!

What did you say just before your last gangbang?
Answer:
A frilly pink cardigan and cute bonnet

19 Jul 2010

What was that lady in I saw you with last night?
It was only five redface

19 Jul 2010

How many marshmallows did you manage to fit in your mouth?
He rubbed it all over my body

19 Jul 2010

Where is my after sun?
Sorry I can not use it, it's all sun burnt.