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Unknown User
grr my answer was to the roses posting lol
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
Hey Delyler, thats some bucket you have, would you like me to fill it?
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60 seconds
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
How many orgasms are you happy with each hour?
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on the edge of the office chair
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Imapleasantguy
on the edge of the office chair

It's alright having a wank at the office - but where did you cum??? :shock:
Answer:
3rd right
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
Now when i approuch your house from the main road, which avenue was your house on?
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long legs
mancunian
Sex God
What would you like wrapped around your neck?
A paddling pool and oil.
tmann
Sex God
How are you staying up there?
Brown
mancunian
Sex God
What colour will you not paint your bedroom?
because I'm very good with my hands
tmann
Sex God
Why should I let you touch me?
A chain.
mancunian
Sex God
What would you like to be restrained with next?
Daggling from the rafters
tmann
Sex God
How do you like your pancake?
seven
Missy
Sex God
Quote by
seven

Hello , welcome to your Sellafield medical check up - now first off, how many fingers do you have on your right hand?
Answer:
I left it on the dashboard
Unknown User
Where's my extra large black true-to-life dildo?
Answer: About a gallon.
tmann
Sex God
What is another way to say 8 pints?
Hat
Missy
Sex God
Quote by
Hat

What do you call a paper bag?
Answer:
It sprang apart and flicked in my face!
mancunian
Sex God
What can happen releasing underwear under tension?
on the kitchen table
mancunian
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
What can happen relaesing underwear under tension?

you naughty boy, you forgot the answer......
If i may step outside my role, assume the position lol smackbottom
Got bounced, but by all means do carry on. Pleeeeeese :twisted:
mancunian
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
What can happen relaesing underwear under tension?

you naughty boy, you forgot the answer......
If i may step outside my role, assume the position lol smackbottom
Got bounced, but by all means do carry on. Pleeeeeese :twisted:
well if you ask so nicely a girl can but oblige ,perhaps adding some whip
:thumbup:innocent
Missy
Sex God
Quote by mancunian
Got bounced, but by all means do carry on. Pleeeeeese :twisted:

I said I was fetishy and going to treat you like a ball, not treat your balls. Sorry for the mix up, how did it feel anyway??
Answer:
A lick of paint should do the trick
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
well if you ask so nicely a girl can but oblige ,perhaps adding some whip

I've got some sums and an abacuss, I don't know what to dooooooo can you help?
Same answer lol
A lick of paint should do the trick
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
Name two types of Bull?
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broken the headboard
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
Why do eskimos find it hard to have sex?
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there like elephant ears
mancunian
Sex God
Where did you see those labia flapping?
Back on the kitchen table
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
Where did kaz get them ridges in her bum ?
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rolling pin
tmann
Sex God
What size dido do you have?
Bread
Funlovers2009
Sex God
What can be stone or oven baked?
A hot wet whippy one
mancunian
Sex God
How would you describe Kaz?
Stop me and buy one.
tmann
Sex God
So what did he say?
A chat up?
tmann
Sex God
How fast will you cum when I call?
Weekly.
Unknown User
A nice shower, a quick shave round the old bits and finish off with a . . .
It was all slippery and wet.