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After many accidents on the luge and skeleton sledging, at this 2010 winter olympics, the irish team refused to do the coarse untill it was gritted.. lol ...for what reason did they give?
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5 different settings
What was the stare that you got from the other people in the jacuzzi when you farted?
Its white rain!
What did kaz and fluff call out, when in Ecstasy at a recent Bukkake party
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its like whipped cream
What is the easiest way into Kaz's knickers?
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a pearl necklace
What are you pushing up your ass?
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Tap dancing.
How did you break the sink??
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rectal examination
How long have you been wearing that butt plug?
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salty and slimey!
How did you feel after your bike ride?
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coffee
what else can keep you awake all night?
Bent over backwards
How does a contortionist kiss her own arse?
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back a bit
Is it in yet??
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a very spikey cactus
What version of rabbit was cancelled
Third shelf in the greenhouse
Where did you loose your virginity?
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purple and blue and very swollen
How do you like your lingerie.
Fast and loose
how do you play?
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golden lance
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how do you play?
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golden lance

What did Kaz shove up ya ass last night?
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cos I saw it on the TV
Why did you jump the bails naked?
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A tooth pic and bag of seaweed.
What is a traditional Welsh picnic?
Only when I laugh.
This is a great new sex position, how did you come up with this?
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teeth marks in the pillow
How do you get naked so quick?
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Hanging on the wall.
What is that woman doing there?
Beaten with Rhubarb
What did you tell her to do?
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Minister of Swing.
What post did Duke Ellington famously hold in the wartime cabinet?
when there's an 'r' in the month.
Quote by Kaznkev
only eat oysters
how many time did you cum?

I will take it that your anwser was '42'
There fore my question is
'How many times did you cum?' I'm good arn't I?
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Heart of Gold
How does my mother usually describe someone plain and irritating?
Yes, but only by squeezing really hard.
Can you shoot a ping pong ball from ya pussy?
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2nd draw of the bedside table
How many purses do you have?
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Bath.
Where would you like to fuck me?
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under the lampost at the corner of the street
Where shall we meet?
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Railway arches.
Quote by Funlovers2009
Where is half way?

...but are you going to give me an answer?