How did you get to your final destination?
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it really smells of poo!!
What do you think of my new green house?
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Tree
Where might you find a sub hanging by her wrists?
Daturday night at the movies
Where did you learn to swing?
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a spoonful of sugar
How do you take your T?
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6 eggs and a pint of cream.
What are the ingredients for a vegan's nightmares?
only if you promise not to let go.
Can we fuck on the viewing rail of the Statue of Liberty?
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A Balloon/
Why did you like being whipped by roses?
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Sunflowers.
Which flower are you most likely to be able to hide behind and shag standing up?
Strawberrys and cream
What did you have in the centre court?
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Best butter.
Which ram won best in show?
with a flake
How do you like your ice cream?
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a big breasted woman
Come in, what would you like?
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Three balloons.
What could you use to make a sculpture of meat and 2 veg?
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strawberries and cream
So you where banging away, having just pulled her nickers to one side; so how did you lose your balls?
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Roger Waters
What is that hideous racket? :giggle:
Muddy Waters
So why did you tell him that?
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Lake side.
Guess where I saw you dogging?
Along a leafy lane
Where can I find a big wheel to tie you to?
Haybales
Where did you first fuck.
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Farm yard.
Where did some of the pupils I taught yesterday more properly belong?
Dark red silk
Waht colour are your nickers?
Pink
What's the most annoying thing about a Flake?
Not until Elaine Paige on Sunday's finished!
To enhance your fun in the woods, what should you do?
An industrial pack of condoms.
What could be used as flotation devices and save many lives in a ship wreck?
the fingers of my right hand
What would I like softly drawn all over my body?
Disappearing over the horizon
How do you like to end your day.
Gently applied
