Give the question to the answer

17 Mar 2010

How many sit-ups can you do??
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smeared all over my body!!

17 Mar 2010

How would Madam like the semen?
Bob

20 Mar 2010

If i go down to the woods today what will i get?
Yes i would

20 Mar 2010

Thinking of mischief leaves you doing what?
Pear shaped.

22 Mar 2010

Name one of your favourite female body types.
Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse - and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness...

22 Mar 2010

How do you like to chill on a mediterrian terrace?
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the tongue test everytime.

23 Mar 2010

So Kaz, how do you fill your days?
a little nervous, but it didn't stop me...

24 Mar 2010

How did you feel the first time you took it up your arse??
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because I was desperate!!

24 Mar 2010

Why are your pants wet?
For the seventh time today.

25 Mar 2010

Why didn't you make it to the OCD meeting?
left a bit, right a bit

25 Mar 2010

How much further to this doggng site?
It's gone round the U bend

27 Mar 2010

Just why did you have put that in there?
Ann Summers test department

28 Mar 2010

Where did you meet your wife?
Quite possibly considering what messy eaters gerbils are.

1 Apr 2010

Daddy, can we get a camel?
Tethered to the gate

1 Apr 2010

Where is your last meet?
An Easter Egg

2 Apr 2010

What sort of chocolate item shall we melt this weekend onto someones body to lick off?
Stain Devils

2 Apr 2010

What did Monica Lewinsky refuse to use on that dress?
It's going to take more than a bunch of daffodils

2 Apr 2010

what your reply was to the last meet that didnt turn up ....
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2 batteries or 4

3 Apr 2010

By rabbit is dead, what shall we do?
chilly

3 Apr 2010

How will the next meeting between Rowan Williams and the Pope be?
Put some yoghurt on it

3 Apr 2010

I think I have a itchy sore, how should I treat it?
six fifteen

3 Apr 2010

What time are we expected at Fluffs?
The fruit counter at the local supermarket

3 Apr 2010

Where did you find that Cucumber?
Just add cream.

3 Apr 2010

What is missing from this scone?
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because it's good for the skin

3 Apr 2010

Why do I have to rub all this spunk in?
Standing up in a hammock

3 Apr 2010

What was your most awkward place you had sex?
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an inviting pool and hot sunshine

4 Apr 2010

What do you need in order to fill your garden with Bare Breasted Bathing Belles
Only the second time this week

4 Apr 2010

Is it snowing again?
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8 out of 10

4 Apr 2010

How many cats who expressed a preference prefer Whiskas?
you'll have to catch me first!

4 Apr 2010

Fancy a shag?
Once the paint has dried