Give the question to the answer

4 Apr 2010

Is her bedroom ready yet?
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tastes great

4 Apr 2010

How's the chocolate Fluff?
Long johns, flippers and snorkel

4 Apr 2010

What do you feel sexy wearing?
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all of 5 hrs

4 Apr 2010

And how long was it before you could walk properly again? :twisted:
You just put your lips together and blow.

5 Apr 2010

How was knitting club?
I think it means he has a tiny penis.

7 Apr 2010

How would you best describe tripe?
Just before the flood

7 Apr 2010

When did you build it?
Two by two.

7 Apr 2010

All the clean animals and birds went in seven by seven, but what do most people think the story says?
Four candles

8 Apr 2010

What did Roni Baker want?
Away in Wales

8 Apr 2010

What's the only thing you must be to shag The Lovely One?
I think we're going to need a bigger boat.

8 Apr 2010

Can we bring our friends from SH along?
yes

8 Apr 2010

So , do you happen to be 'away in wales' yourself soon? :giggle:
Never. It is the vegetable of satan.

8 Apr 2010

What colour does Navajo corn come in?
Fry Bread.

9 Apr 2010

When Stephen was a public-school fag, what did the seniors shout at him at tea time?
with smooth, even strokes.

9 Apr 2010

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When Stephen was a public-school fag, what did the seniors shout at him at tea time?
with smooth, even strokes.

How do you get the ball to go so far?
Cotton Pads

10 Apr 2010

What do you use to stuff your bra with?
Strawberries and Cream

11 Apr 2010

How much do you think i won on the grand national?
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2 for the price of one

11 Apr 2010

Why did you get two?
Lara Croft

11 Apr 2010

What video game character did I not masturbate to?
KFC

12 Apr 2010

Is there an abbreviation for Klingon Football Club?
Day time TV

13 Apr 2010

Why did you go back to work before you had recovered from your dreaded lurgy?
It's the only thing that can scratch that itch.

15 Apr 2010

How was the brandy?
5 star

15 Apr 2010

What was you first music single you bought?
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all at once

16 Apr 2010

How do you eat your Cadbury's Cream Egg?
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16 Apr 2010

Did you get a decent divorce settlement?
It was so tight I couldn't breathe.

16 Apr 2010

How big was that dildo you bought?
A good lubricating

17 Apr 2010

How come the mower is working so well now?
The green green grass of home.

17 Apr 2010

During which song did you throw your knickers at Tom?
It wasn't me; it was him.

17 Apr 2010

Who ate my last rolo?
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In Cheryl Cole's hair

17 Apr 2010

Where did you lose your ear ring?
Green eyed yellow idol.