Give the question to the answer

18 Apr 2010

So now you've lost your faith in God, do you worship anything?
It should clear up in a few days.

18 Apr 2010

Having had to finish the bike race without your saddle how do you feel?
It stiicks to the roof of your mouth

18 Apr 2010

Why does that toffee leave you speechless
embaressing luggage

19 Apr 2010

What was the biggest problem you had when you were stopped by customs?
A blue moon.

19 Apr 2010

Who or what saw me standing alone, without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own?
Any port in a storm

19 Apr 2010

Why were you in Southampton.
The bore.

19 Apr 2010

How can one surf on the Severn?
Hairy knuckles

19 Apr 2010

So why do you say I am an ape?
All in one night.

19 Apr 2010

What was really amazing about 'A Christmas Carol'?
I preferred the original

19 Apr 2010

What did you think of the new Prisoner TV show?... and number 6.
Just a pet.

20 Apr 2010

Are you ever going to meet me?
In a car.

20 Apr 2010

where were you when you got that air freshener wedged up there?
it stayed there all night

20 Apr 2010

When did you get the air freshener out?
Back up

20 Apr 2010

Where's the airfreshner now?
In a leafy glade

21 Apr 2010

So where did you fuck her?
Water polo.

21 Apr 2010

What game do you like watching ladies play?
Summer days

21 Apr 2010

What are you lookinf forward to?
Wilson

21 Apr 2010

What was the name of that castaway football?
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

23 Apr 2010

What would you like?
Under the bar.

24 Apr 2010

where is a goal meant to be scored in football, but not in rugby?
Si King and Dave Myers

25 Apr 2010

Sorry you said set, who's set were you on?
Flim crew.

25 Apr 2010

When i said , lets make a homemade porno, i ment you and a camcorder, and what did you go and get?
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4 times in half an hour

25 Apr 2010

How many times did you ask?
Rocky Road

26 Apr 2010

Why did I have to get yet another puncture fixed today? :mad:
No, honestly, it's just what I've always wanted!

27 Apr 2010

Why are you just sat there?
0777.......

28 Apr 2010

Damn! What is Kaz's number
All tied up neatly

29 Apr 2010

What is the best rate of thrust?
five

2 May 2010

How many mars bars can you eat at once?
Pinky and perky

2 May 2010

How do you like to find a clit or nipples?
Daggling by the ankles

4 May 2010

How was Achilles washed in the river?
An arrow.