Give the question to the answer

Sex God

0 likes 29 Jan 2010

Pololady done this before on here, but I can't find the thread.
Give the question to the answer above you - then give an answer for the next post to give the question.
For example, the poster above me wrote:
Only if it's Wednesday
My post would be:
At work, do you ever partake in dress down Friday?
So what's the question (and don't forget to give your own answer for the next post to question.)
First answer:
Because the RAC told me to!

Missy

Sex God

0 likes 29 Jan 2010

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Quote by Kaznkev
About 2 hours on a gd day

How long does it take you to get dressed?
Answer:
Because the floor was too dirty

Unknown User

0 likes 29 Jan 2010

why did you have sex on MY bed ?
only my left big toe.

Missy

Sex God

0 likes 29 Jan 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
,but it was worth it

How much did all the lube cost to be able to do 'that' :shock:
Answer:
Cheese and Onion

Unknown User

0 likes 30 Jan 2010

Quote by Missy2
Cheese and Onion

So, what did his belly button taste like?
Answer: 53!

Missy

Sex God

0 likes 30 Jan 2010

Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Answer: 53!

Bluddy ell you look good - how old did you say your youngest is?
Answer:
It was longer than I expected!

Unknown User

0 likes 30 Jan 2010

Quote by Missy
Answer:
It was longer than I expected!

Mr Stuff is full of surprises - what did you think?
Answer: Three dinner plates.

Unknown User

0 likes 31 Jan 2010

so how does your pussy feel the morning after the night we had? wink

3 or 4 at a time

mancunian

Sex God

0 likes 31 Jan 2010

What's the result of a good whipping?
Dry and swollen lips

mancunian

Sex God

0 likes 1 Feb 2010

When shall I call
A large loofah, cat litter, and lard.

Missy

Sex God

0 likes 1 Feb 2010

Quote by mancunian
A large loofah, cat litter, and lard.

Ere love, what's numbers 18, 38 and 67 on the chinese menu?
Answer:
Extra sequins done the trick

Unknown User

0 likes 2 Feb 2010

What's the secret to a good pavlova?
Answer: I usually just wiggle the handle a bit.

Unknown User

0 likes 2 Feb 2010

How do you like your women?
Answer: It just came off in my hand.

Missy

Sex God

0 likes 2 Feb 2010

Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Answer: It just came off in my hand.

All I said was Feel his new toupee - how the bluddy ell did you manage that!!
Answer:
Gordon Ramsay

Unknown User

0 likes 2 Feb 2010

Who made this shitty soup?
Answer: It's always been this colour.

Unknown User

0 likes 2 Feb 2010

Exactly how many men are there in there?
Answer: Little fluffy bunnies.

tmann

Sex God

0 likes 2 Feb 2010

Is it just one more than you think?

Unknown User

0 likes 3 Feb 2010

Quote by
Is it just one more than you think?

Sorry T, I forgot to set an answer, so a different question is now required redface

tmann

Sex God

0 likes 3 Feb 2010

How do you feel waiting for me?
7 hours

tmann

Sex God

0 likes 3 Feb 2010

Do you have a food fetish?
meadow fresh

tmann

Sex God

0 likes 3 Feb 2010

When was he up you?
a tea cup.

Imapleasantguy

Orgasminator

0 likes 3 Feb 2010

What form was the cars that you rode in , in the Alice in wonderland theme park?
-------------------------------------------------------
p.v.c

tmann

Sex God

0 likes 3 Feb 2010

Where do you like to wanked over?
in the shower.

tmann

Sex God

0 likes 3 Feb 2010

How many men to you get though?
One.

tmann

Sex God

0 likes 3 Feb 2010

How much is that wine?
melot

Unknown User

0 likes 4 Feb 2010

Which red wine goes well with salmon?
About 6 and a half.

Unknown User

0 likes 4 Feb 2010

What colour are your silk french knickers?
A pair of handcuffs and a banana.

tmann

Sex God

0 likes 4 Feb 2010

What did you take to bed last night?

Unknown User

0 likes 4 Feb 2010

What's your favourite lube?
Half a ton of peanuts.

Missy

Sex God

0 likes 4 Feb 2010

Quote by fluff_n_stuff
What's your favourite lube?
Half a ton of peanuts.

And what's your favourite lube lol

Answer:
It's because of gravity!