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Gloryhole ettiquette.

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Does anyone know if there is such a thing as gloryhole ettiquette? I have been to a local one a few times now and haven't had a thing. Is there something you should do if you want a suck or be sucked? Anyone have any idea?
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Is there anything that members don't know about??
:shock: :shock: :shock:
some very knowledgeable people on here
or just perverts who are forever surfing the web for porn or porn related things lol
Quote by Tanis105
Is there anything that members don't know about??
:shock: :shock: :shock:

There's plenty but google seems to take up the slack. lol :lol: :lol:
Looking forward to the 1st member being on Mastermind
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Quote by kentyoung guy
Does anyone know if there is such a thing as gloryhole ettiquette? I have been to a local one a few times now and haven't had a thing. Is there something you should do if you want a suck or be sucked? Anyone have any idea?

It's easy. If you want to be sucked, you stick your dick through a hole in a wall and hope someone is at the other side who wants to suck it. If you want to suck you wait at a hole in the wall and hope that a big hard dick pops through.
Have I missed something here confused
Quote by kentyoung guy
Is there something you should do if you want a suck or be sucked? Anyone have any idea?

You could try poking your cock through the glory hole, brace yourself, and wait and see what happens! dunno
:grin: :grin:
Quote by bluexxx
It's easy. If you want to be sucked, you stick your dick through a hole in a wall and hope someone is at the other side who wants to suck it. If you want to suck you wait at a hole in the wall and hope that a big hard dick pops through.

So no verification then... lol
Bollox. Blue beat me to that one by 2 minutes. :shock: :shock: sad
I must type faster! :bounce: :bounce:
bolt
Quote by EagerSlut
Bollox. Blue beat me to that one by 2 minutes. :shock: :shock: sad
I must type faster! :bounce: :bounce:
bolt

or get your hand out of those lovely panties and type with both of them wink lol
Or do you need to use more than ONE finger? lol
Quote by kazswallows
or get your hand out of those lovely panties and type with both of them wink lol

Was that my hand you were referring to kaz? redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :wink: :lol: :P
I can type very well with two fingers Badexample innocent :whistling:
Gloryhole etiquette? Oxymoron!
Helps if one of you have an erection though I guess!
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Gloryhole etiquette? Oxymoron!
Helps if one of you have an erection though I guess!

Erm.........................what's an erection and where can I get one?
I've seen a sign alongside a motorway somewhere about that and I'm still trying to work out what it's referring to! dunno :undecided: :confused:
:grin: :grin:
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or get your hand out of those lovely panties and type with both of them wink lol

Was that my hand you were referring to kaz? redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :wink: :lol: :P
I can type very well with two fingers Badexample innocent :whistling:

ooooo you are a dirty bugger smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :lol: :lol:
of course i was referring to typing with two hands biggrin :D
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ooooo you are a dirty bugger smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: lol :lol:
of course i was referring to typing with two hands biggrin :D

redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Just checking! wink innocent
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Erm.........................what's an erection and where can I get one?
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Well you stick yer thingy through this little hole in the partition and if yer lucky - bingo you've got an erection. Doesn't help if you've got Twisted Sister on th other side though - so i'm told!! redface
Quote by westerross
Well you stick yer thingy through this little hole in the partition and if yer lucky - bingo you've got an erection.:

If it's only a little hole then that might be a problem and if I did manage to put it in there (just) then how in hell would I get it out again once I've got an erection? dunno
Would I be stuck there? redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeek! Now there's a thought! :bounce: :bounce: biggrin :D :D
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If it's only a little hole then that might be a problem and if I did manage to put it in there (just) then how in hell would I get it out again once I've got an erection? dunno
Would I be stuck there? redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeek! Now there's a thought! :bounce: :bounce: biggrin :D :D

rotflmao Now yer getting nit-picky!! By little hole I meant 'not the partition four foot off the ground' as mentioned earlier. If you require one of those then I'm impressed!!
Getting it out again is no problem because the object of the exercise is to get rid of yer erection! :smug:
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the object of the exercise is to get rid of yer erection! :smug:

Naaaaaaaaah, that'll never do! poke
My mission objective is to have a permanent erection! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:bounce: :bounce: wink :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by EagerSlut
the object of the exercise is to get rid of yer erection! :smug:

Naaaaaaaaah, that'll never do! poke
My mission objective is to have a permanent erection! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:bounce: :bounce: wink :rascal: :rascal:

So I notice big boy!! :wink:
It also helps if the person on the other side is interested....if not, you'd better hope he/she isn't too offended and doesn't have either a hammer or a knife.......................................
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It also helps if the person on the other side is interested....if not, you'd better hope he/she isn't too offended and doesn't have either a hammer or a knife.......................................

Yeh thats what worries me....
... and yes ES does seem to have a perminant errection... I think he is quite proud of it.. biggrin