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Go Bananas for a Bender

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Ladies, do you go bananas for a bender or do you prefer your salami straight.
Do you find a curve in the cock exciting or a disappointment?
Does a wonky willy hit ‘the spot’ or do you prefer the flawless phallus for precision poking?
Is a straight one better for oral and a bent one more interesting in doggy (depending on the direction of the curve)?
When it comes to the curve, what is your penis preference?
Quote by PoloLady
Ladies, do you go bananas for a bender or do you prefer your salami straight.
Do you find a curve in the cock exciting or a disappointment?
Does a wonky willy hit ‘the spot’ or do you prefer the flawless phallus for precision poking?
Is a straight one better for oral and a bent one more interesting in doggy (depending on the direction of the curve)?
When it comes to the curve, what is your penis preference?

:shock: why did Anne Robinson spring to mind when I read that?
Cx
Hmmmm ... not sure that I have ever really thought about it in such detail before.
For a blowjob I prefer it to be straight ( makes deep throating easier )
For normal (?) sex straight or slight curve is fine.
For anal think I prefer straight.
Now am planning on going down to the local pub to do some research .... pmsl.
I don't like them bendy. I think it looks weird redface
Quote by Kiss
I don't like them bendy. I think it looks weird redface

I agree.
The guy I almost lost my virginity to had a long bendy one, since then all bendy ones remind of him (I had a lucky escape), so I prefer them straight.
Quote by Kiss
I don't like them bendy. I think it looks weird redface

<<< refers kiss to the profile innocent
Quote by Pete_sw
I don't like them bendy. I think it looks weird redface

<<< refers kiss to the profile innocent
Pete......
I just saw your willy! rotflmao
Very nice and straight.
biggrin
Yeah - but you can't do a straighness test when they are pointing down rolleyes
I'm straight cool
Quote by MrFC
I'm straight cool

I am sure Bloke can help sort that one out wink
Quote by Kiss
I don't like them bendy. I think it looks weird redface

<<< refers kiss to the profile innocent
Pete......
I just saw your willy! rotflmao
Very nice and straight.
biggrin
what's so funny dunno
surprisedops:
Quote by PoloLady
I'm straight cool

I am sure Bloke can help sort that one out wink
We'l see......... biggrin
Quote by MrFC
I'm straight cool

I am sure Bloke can help sort that one out wink
We'l see......... biggrin
Cool - can I bring my camera :wink:
Quote by PoloLady
I'm straight cool

I am sure Bloke can help sort that one out wink
We'l see......... biggrin
Cool - can I bring my camera :wink:
Only if it has a zoom lens..... :wink:
Quote by Pete_sw
I don't like them bendy. I think it looks weird redface

<<< refers kiss to the profile innocent
Pete......
I just saw your willy! rotflmao
Very nice and straight.
biggrin
what's so funny dunno
surprisedops:
Nothing was funny Pete, I was just being shy. :oops:
:D
Straight, but I've never tried a really bendy one, so can't be 100%
Jas
XXX
Quote by MrFC
Only if it has a zoom lens..... wink

It's OK, we'll just make sure we're nice and close ;)
Straight, long, thick for me, every time :rascal: Don't do 'wonky willies' confused
I thought EEC regulations section 12367s said they had to be straight
lol
Quote by Sarah
I thought EEC regulations section 12367s said they had to be straight
lol

Chapter 69 requires them to be straight
... and Clause 23? ;)
Quote by Sarah
I thought EEC regulations section 12367s said they had to be straight
lol

Is that the bendiness regs or the straightness regs though confused:
Straight ones lol
Straight ones for me too. If they look like they could go round an S bend, I'm afraid I'd have a fit of the giggles :giggle:
sorry guys
Im pleased Im straight
I allways imagine if it was bent, every time I had a wank I`d shoot myself up the nose lol