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Your right Dawn, it must be........I got!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

How did i get to that level??? :shock: :shock: I have a reputation to keep up! :angel: but its going quick around here... :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Someone is obviously a bad influence me!! innocent
Quote by Ukwineman
I'm off to the 6th level
That puts razor, Lyns & Firelizard in front of me and winchwench behind me ... wohooo :bounce: :twisted:

Then I take my seat beside you! lol
I too am the 6th level of disgrace! evil
7th level for me too :twisted: looks like Im in good company!! lol
Quote by anais
Someone is obviously a bad influence me!! innocent

Do you mean me dunno
:angel:
:giggle:
Quote by bbw_lover
Level 2 for me! Doesn't look like I'm going to have much company lol

I was Level 2 but was too embarassed to admit it.
redface
I need corrupting!
:cry: :cry: :cry:
I'm your woman babes, will corrupt you any time :lol: :twisted:
Quote by Dawnie
Someone is obviously a bad influence me!! innocent

Do you mean me dunno
:angel:
:giggle:
YES!!! :giggle:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by jaymar
I'm off to the 6th level
That puts razor, Lyns & Firelizard in front of me and winchwench behind me ... wohooo :bounce: :twisted:

Then I take my seat beside you! lol
I too am the 6th level of disgrace! evil
I like this 2 ladies in front 1 behind and 1 beside me :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Ukwineman
I'm off to the 6th level
That puts razor, Lyns & Firelizard in front of me and winchwench behind me ... wohooo :bounce: :twisted:

Then I take my seat beside you! lol
I too am the 6th level of disgrace! evil
I like this 2 ladies in front 1 behind and 1 beside me :twisted: :twisted:
Does that not actually scare you? rotflmao
8th level for me too! :twisted:
Fee
XX
I'm only a level 2!!
Is that good or bad ???? evil
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Level descriptions:
Take the test:
Mike x
Quote by mdr2000
I'm only a level 2!!
Is that good or bad ???? evil
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Level descriptions:
Take the test:
Mike x

Wuss rolleyes lol
Level 6 The City of Dis :shock:
Fb is level 7
Level 2- woohooo!!!!
'LUSTFUL'
Does that mean all the other lustful people will be on my level as well????
Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M xx
:doh: level 8 the Malebolge!!!!!
How why !!! am I going to 8 I only kick small children & furry animals when there in the way :twisted:
Quote by MR-FB
Level 6 The City of Dis :shock:
Fb is level 7

Is that where you go when you've been on "The Ricki Lake show?"
Quote by winchwench
Level 6 The City of Dis :shock:
Fb is level 7

Is that where you go when you've been on "The Ricki Lake show?"
No honey, they go to purgatory wink
Quote by Bonedigger
7th level for me too :twisted: looks like Im in good company!! lol

You definatly are in good company!! pull up a pew!! :lol:
Quote by firelizard
I'm only a level 2!!
Is that good or bad ???? evil
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Level descriptions:
Take the test:
Mike x

Wuss rolleyes lol
Yeah... I know. Blimy, I'm not as depreaved as I thought.. I need help and fast it seems!
Also need to start fancying the same sex..
And want to kill myself and the neighbours..
Oh.. be selfish, stingy, cold hearted..
New ad required then... :lol: :lol:
Either that or take up the priesthood??
Mike x
Just Level 2 - Lustful. I thought I'd be far lower. Not sure whether to be pleased or disappointed.
19 year old son is level 6 apprently. There are obviously serious gaps in his moral upbringing.
okay..... I don't know how to admit this.....
I am only a level 1........Limbo here I come!!! lol :lol: :lol:
I have never been so disappointed in my life... :lol: :lol:
level 8 for me......oh well no hope for me..so might as well carry on as before...yee haa
I am a level 6.... Dont know whether to be proud or embarrassed about it :giggle:
I tried it again and got level 9, something not right here!!! confused :? :? :?
Just admit it Anais..... You have been corrupted by Dawnie and there is no way back :giggle:
Quote by Shireen
Just admit it Anais..... You have been corrupted by Dawnie and there is no way back :giggle:

:eeek:
Noooooooooooo not by me :angel:
Well not that much anyway :giggle:
Quote by Dawnie
Just admit it Anais..... You have been corrupted by Dawnie and there is no way back :giggle:

:eeek:
Noooooooooooo not by me :angel:
Well not that much anyway :giggle:
Not much my foot rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I was a quiet, niaive, innocent shy woman when I joined here!! Now im just quiet an innnocent :lol2: :lol2:
But if Im going to hell.....Im making sure Im third in the queue, after Dawnie and Shireen :giggle:
Quote by lyns
7th level for me too :twisted: looks like Im in good company!! lol

You definatly are in good company!! pull up a pew!! :lol:
and what stunning company to girls xxx kiss
Level two, Mmmmm. Not good enough to be good not bad enough to be bad.
I'm level 2, far too goody goody
pink x
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!