I've just taken MrFB into town and bloody hell, how old do I feel now? They all look about 12 years old and all dressed up in clothes that would be perfectly suitable for a swinging party :shock: I found myself thinking 'I wouldn't let my daughter out of the house looking like that!' then I found my self thinking 'shit my mother would have said that - I am my mother!' :shock: What makes you feel older?
Making a joke to my colleague that when I had my recent D&C, they found Shergar... then having to explain who Shergar was... Having my doctor assume that I was my niece's GRANNY ... Not knowing exactly what a USB is...
Time. Sagging, and wrinkly bits. I suppose I dont do too badly as at tkd im one of the lads, and happy to hang out with the guys whose average age is about 20ish. My eldests best (male) mate- who is a local rock god- wants to marry me :giggle: but I suppose in reality that means Im a milf rather than the youthfull totty I wish I was. The sad thing is, I was such a mess in my 20's that I missed out on so much. Now the body sometimes warrants a look- but then I think "who am I trying to kid?" How old is too old to still be wearing skintight jeans, low cut tops & denim mini skirts?
How old is too old to still be wearing skintight jeans, low cut tops & denim mini skirts?
If they bloody fit you, wear 'em! absolutely! Bought a pair of jeans that are a tad long (although a size smaller than I normally wear :bounce and had my two daughters telling me how best to wear them .. ie turned up slightly and on my hips!!! That made me feel old ..... !
Congratulations Amanda :cheers: But trust me you don't need to be a grandma to feel old. Just had to go down the (outside) stairs and it took me about 5 minutes for 12 steps ....now THATS old :violin:
Quote by buckingfabe Just had to go down the (outside) stairs and it took me about 5 minutes for 12 steps ....now THATS old :violin:
It's Saturday night, and I've just left David 5 mins ago, trying to negotiate a path and one step into the house Old and pissed ................. bless!!! :roll: :doh:
He's not even the biggest of girths - but do you think he can get it through the doorway!! Drinks poured and supper on, and he's just finished the entrance ........... now for the shoes off bit! :roll:
Quote by Missy He's not even the biggest of girths - but do you think he can get it through the doorway!! Drinks poured and supper on, and he's just finished the entrance ........... now for the shoes off bit! :roll:
Slip-on shoes :smug:
Quote by buckingfabe Go David Hope he doesnt need the loo in a hurry then
Quote by westerross Waking up? (especially at this time of the morning - work has thrown me body clockout a bit ) People telling me that my naturally fair hair is grey! .
Quote by Missy He's not even the biggest of girths - but do you think he can get it through the doorway!! :roll:
It's THAT big he can't get it through the door!! :shock: Better tell the Guinness Book of Records ( but don't tell the girls on here cos they'll ALL want some!! Mal :grin: :grin:
Quote by Mal He's not even the biggest of girths - but do you think he can get it through the doorway!! :roll:
It's THAT big he can't get it through the door!! :shock: Better tell the Guinness Book of Records ( but don't tell the girls on here cos they'll ALL want some!! Mal :grin: :grin: Have to admit, I thought the same when she said 'girth' :giggle:
Quote by westerross People telling me that my naturally fair hair is grey! .
I'm lucky in that I work with old people so they all think I'm young. I think the common description is "nice, young man" However I recently visited a customer and spotted a wargamming magazine on the table. Not hers she explained, she bought it for her grandson. I laughed and explained that a friend of mine had bought the first edition of the magazine when we were at school. My eye then saw 'celebrating 30 years of wargamming' print across the cover. :shock: OMG I left school nearly 30 years ago :shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: bloody hell Keeno I just read your post and thought 'oh my god' then realised that I left school 25 years ago I just thought of another one - I passed my driving test 25 years ago too. :shock:
Old?? The Male Doctor on Embarrassing illnesses is a bit of alright, this week he stripped off his top on a beach to reveal a 6 pack………………… carried out a google search to find he is 29!! Ffs. I commented ‘I wonder if he is a swinger’ I got back ‘ if he is you can meet for a drink only!!’ ffs :shock:
Quote by Missy He's not even the biggest of girths - but do you think he can get it through the doorway!! Drinks poured and supper on, and he's just finished the entrance ........... now for the shoes off bit! :roll:
I think we have all got it wrong over Missy and girth. A girth is also use to do up a saddle, I have a feeling Missy has been using davidmad4it in pony play but just doesn’t really want to admit it right out to us lot. She must have got the idea from the adventure site!!
Quote by Sarah A girth is also use to do up a saddle, I have a feeling Missy has been using davidmad4it in pony play but just doesn’t really want to admit it right out to us lot. She must have got the idea from the adventure site!!
:shock: oooooooooo the images in my head right now :lol:
Hi All I have been going grey since I was 16, I have come to terms with this a long time ago. The last few years I have started thinning on top, not a problem my Dad lost his at an earlier age than me so I was sort of expecting it. I have realised that I have started to say the same phrases as my parents. They say that you know you are getting old when the police officers look younger than you - I have noticed this recently. I become frustrated with the 16 year old shop assistants that appear not to know basic customer service skills. I started work at 16, was I never like that???? was I????? However the most recent thing was that I was running a training course with a mixture of male and females. The youngest was 18 and the oldest was 28. The youngest were two attractive girls. Now you could say I was perving at them but they were the worst behaved members of the course sitting giggling and causing general nuisance. They took a lot of work and all I could think of was 'stop being stupid little girls' Then it hit me, At 34, soon to be 35 (July) I was the oldest in the room and I was probably feeling the same way as my tutors did at when I was 18! But saying that I don't really care about getting old I have worked with other 18 year olds who have had a very mature attitude and I have have worked with older people with a immature attitude. So I have decided if I want to be a grumpy old man I will do or if I want to live it a up a bit I will do. Brgds Rod - part time grumpy old man!
Quote by winchwench Time. Sagging, and wrinkly bits. I suppose I dont do too badly as at tkd im one of the lads, and happy to hang out with the guys whose average age is about 20ish. My eldests best (male) mate- who is a local rock god- wants to marry me :giggle: but I suppose in reality that means Im a milf rather than the youthfull totty I wish I was. The sad thing is, I was such a mess in my 20's that I missed out on so much. Now the body sometimes warrants a look- but then I think "who am I trying to kid?" How old is too old to still be wearing skintight jeans, low cut tops & denim mini skirts?
When it's you we're talking about hun, you're never to old Now today I'm wearing a sarong. I WAS wearing it with nothing on my legs and it comes down to about calf length. However I lost my nerve and have slipped a pair of white trousers on under it :roll: So yes today I feel I can't cut the mustard
Quote by westerross Waking up? (especially at this time of the morning - work has thrown me body clockout a bit ) People telling me that my naturally fair hair is grey! .
Nope it's not grey and I've been VERY near it :smug: There hun you can give me the tenner when I next see ya!
Quote by vodka_babe22uk He's not even the biggest of girths - but do you think he can get it through the doorway!! Drinks poured and supper on, and he's just finished the entrance ........... now for the shoes off bit! :roll:
I think we have all got it wrong over Missy and girth. A girth is also use to do up a saddle, I have a feeling Missy has been using davidmad4it in pony play but just doesn’t really want to admit it right out to us lot. She must have got the idea from the adventure site!! knowing our missy that explains why she always a wide smile on her face Lockjaw?? Mal
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: You grotty lot!!! Although I have taken Sarahs pony idea on board and tried to mount David from behind Anyone know where I can get a butt plug with a horse tail on it, on a Sunday? :rotflmao: I do have stretchmarks, but not around my mouth!!!! :shock: And now Davids stressed that he can never again get nekkid in front of anyone cos of his new 'girth' rep :rotflmao: And blamed me when it's all your fault!!!! :shock: Oh and last night, the difference between my post and Davids post was about 15 mins :lol2: 15 mins to get a pair of slip-on shoes off!!!!! :rotflmao:
It's a lovely sunny day and nothing makes me feel my age. Missy, I think we can probably find you a butt plug with a horse's tail on here in lovely Brighton - new and secondhand!!
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and had my two daughters telling me how best to wear them .. ie turned up slightly and on my hips!!!
Hope he doesnt need the loo in a hurry then 
Ssssshhhh!
(especially at this time of the morning 
- work has thrown me body clockout a bit 
)
Now today I'm wearing a sarong. I WAS wearing it with nothing on my legs and it comes down to about calf length. However I lost my nerve and have slipped a pair of white trousers on under it :roll: 
