GOD.........hope you have a sence of humour!!!!!

5 Oct 2004

well there i was in church celebrating harvest festival.......trying to be all Godly like!. rolleyes

....{ok you lot i can here you}..............and all of a sudden....wicked thoughts came in to my head!............................
I looked at the Vicar standing in his wrobes................ and me imagining what he would look like in the nude!. :rascal: ...........And Bonking................mmmmmmmmmmmm i thought wouldn't mind watching him Bonk his wife!...................i wonderd then if he has kinky sex!
So if you are up there god!............................just hope you have a sense of humour for little old Debbiewebs!........and whilst we are on the subject god ...................what do you look like in the NUDE.....................oooo what am i like! :doh:
Debbiewebs rushes off before she gets struck down by lightening :eeek: bolt

5 Oct 2004

There is no hope you wicked wicked woman!
Lb

5 Oct 2004

You have such a wicked mind Debs,but i like it :twisted:

5 Oct 2004

Apparently god is a woman!(now we know why the world's fcuked)
According to the film Dogma.
Great film featureing some good actors.

5 Oct 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
Apparently god is a woman!(now we know why the world's fcuked)
According to the film Dogma.
Great film featureing some good actors.

5 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
Apparently god is a woman!(now we know why the world's fcuked)
According to the film Dogma.
Great film featureing some good actors.

No Calsta.....not enouth here let me help smackbottom

........................O AND ONE FOR LUCK!! smackbottom

That one was just incase i missed
OOOOOOOOOOo that felt good :grin:

5 Oct 2004

Debs~
I wouldn't worry about it. I used to be an altar boy, and took great delight in being totally naked beneath my white linen robes (and I've not been struck down yet!). It was OK in the church, but when I was serving graveside at a funeral and the sunlight hit me just right... :shock:
~Reese!

5 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
Apparently god is a woman!(now we know why the world's fcuked)
According to the film Dogma.
Great film featureing some good actors.

No Calsta.....not enouth here let me help smackbottom

........................O AND ONE FOR LUCK!! smackbottom

That one was just incase i missed
OOOOOOOOOOo that felt good :grin:
So can I take it that you do not agree.
I knew that someone would try and smack me, so I got on my leather laderhosen(scuse spellin) rotflmao

5 Oct 2004

Debbie can i have some of that too don't know what for but i'm sure i'll think of something wink

Derek

5 Oct 2004

Quote by Hornyinhorley
Debbie can i have some of that too don't know what for but i'm sure i'll think of something
Derek

OOOOOOOOOO go on then if you insist!
smackbottom

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
WHAT MORE!! smackbottom

Thats it brock me stick! :doh:

5 Oct 2004

Thanks Debs wink

Derek

5 Oct 2004

Quote by Reese
Debs~
I wouldn't worry about it. I used to be an altar boy, and took great delight in being totally naked beneath my white linen robes (and I've not been struck down yet!). It was OK in the church, but when I was serving graveside at a funeral and the sunlight hit me just right... :shock:
~Reese!

MMMMMMMMM i think i remamber you now!. rolleyes

...............i was very young at the time!.........so it was you that started me off with me dirty thoughts Hay!. :shock: .you wait till i see you at the Munch!............. a smackbottom

to you!

OOOOO buy the way mended me stick with some sellotape! :grin:

5 Oct 2004

Debs, you do make me chuckle hun!!!

5 Oct 2004

Quote by Reese
Debs~
I wouldn't worry about it. I used to be an altar boy, and took great delight in being totally naked beneath my white linen robes (and I've not been struck down yet!). It was OK in the church, but when I was serving graveside at a funeral and the sunlight hit me just right... :shock:
~Reese!

don't think i've forgotten Reese. i've just been a bit busy . . . . .

debbiewebs rotflmao

neil x x x x

5 Oct 2004

Quote by dazandlou
Debs, you do make me chuckle hun!!!

O sos dident you want any smack bottoms.......o i do get confused....its since god shot me up the arse with his bolt of lighting............mind you not complaning it was rather nice! rolleyes

Ouch Ouch now steady on....ok ok ..........
Ta babes kiss

OOOOOOOOOO he does get carried away...now stop it!!.enouthe

5 Oct 2004

Cool I thought it was only me who thought things like that lol

5 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
Debs~
I wouldn't worry about it. I used to be an altar boy, and took great delight in being totally naked beneath my white linen robes (and I've not been struck down yet!). It was OK in the church, but when I was serving graveside at a funeral and the sunlight hit me just right... :shock:
~Reese!

don't think i've forgotten Reese. i've just been a bit busy . . . . .

debbiewebs rotflmao

neil x x x x
rotflmao

: ooooooooo look now what you have made me do Neil.......i have gone and wet me knickers.............not very good if he sricks me now.......better go and change tham quick bolt

5 Oct 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Cool I thought it was only me who thought things like that

Fruity!!!................ here some for you...you naughty Girl! smackbottom

:grin: :grin:

5 Oct 2004

Oooooooooooh very very nice :twisted:

5 Oct 2004

Hey this aint fair i want some please cool

5 Oct 2004

How (in heaven!) did this little classic only make one page.
I've never seen so much justifiable flagellation in me life.
Debs you are a rich vein!!

5 Oct 2004

Debs,
I agree with Tune Essence - a true classic!
I hope you are going to tell the Vicar all about it next time you are in the Confession Box!

5 Oct 2004

Or our very own.............. Cardinal Mal! ;)

5 Oct 2004

Frogster...... next time you speak to Debs....... Remind her that you were once human and commited blasphemy, and look at you now, my little green friend!
I simply pass on this message Debsâ€¦â€¦â€¦ rolleyes

6 Oct 2004

Dear god...........................i have a confession to make! rolleyes

I am in to BUMPING redface

Debbiewebs Rushes off before sarge smacks me bum!
bolt

OOOOOO Clare heres some for ya smackbottom

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
Apparently god is a woman!(now we know why the world's fcuked)
According to the film Dogma.
Great film featureing some good actors.

I agree 100 per cent - Dogma is a brilliant film... Didn't like it when I first watched it cos there was too much fecking swearing but then I watched it again in a more chilled frame of mind.
The film is quite clever and is a different but similar millennium version of 'Life of Brian' which has to be one of the best films ever made!!! Who's gonna disagree with me? Come on then... :sparring: Life of Brian rocks! smile

6 Oct 2004

Quote by WibblyWobbly
Apparently god is a woman!(now we know why the world's fcuked)
According to the film Dogma.
Great film featureing some good actors.

I agree 100 per cent - Dogma is a brilliant film... Didn't like it when I first watched it cos there was too much fecking swearing but then I watched it again in a more chilled frame of mind.
The film is quite clever and is a different but similar millennium version of 'Life of Brian' which has to be one of the best films ever made!!! Who's gonna disagree with me? Come on then... :sparring: Life of Brian rocks! smile

All ways look on the bright side of life da da da da da da da!..................o what a brill film thats was!.........and how bloody true!
Dogma i havent seen!

o Debbiewebs feels a dance coming on!.da da..........da da.... da da da da da da!
o wheres me pole :bounce: