Going for an ad break...

30 Apr 2005

joined up over a year ago and being the self confessed pervert/sex maniac/exhibitionist that I am..spent the first 6 months cruising the ads..mainly couples for blokes, then girls for men...and even men for men ffs lol!!!
I often wondered what went on in the forum...what were those saddo's doing in that darkened corner when there were peeps wanting shagging on the other side..and advertising for it?!! So I opened the cafe door..and kept it ajar with my toe end...but someone, somewhere let it slam behind me..and here I am, the first port of call every morning and I've forgotten what the ad pages look like (well almost..I do have a page flicking obsession occassionally!)..It's amazing isn't that the Cafe posts cover all spectrums of life, personalities and issues...who would have thought a bunch of pervs ( lol

) would have a 3 day discussion about the merits of the new Pope...and the News of the World think we, as a community are one dimensional!!
Anyway, just asking someone to keep the latch up on the door...just going for a look around 'outside'...I might be sometime! :lol: :lol: :lol:
xxx

30 Apr 2005

Quote by alspals
joined up over a year ago and being the self confessed pervert/sex maniac/exhibitionist that I am..spent the first 6 months cruising the ads..mainly couples for blokes, then girls for men...and even men for men ffs lol!!!
I often wondered what went on in the forum...what were those saddo's doing in that darkened corner when there were peeps wanting shagging on the other side..and advertising for it?!! So I opened the cafe door..and kept it ajar with my toe end...but someone, somewhere let it slam behind me..and here I am, the first port of call every morning and I've forgotten what the ad pages look like (well almost..I do have a page flicking obsession occassionally!)..It's amazing isn't that the Cafe posts cover all spectrums of life, personalities and issues...who would have thought a bunch of pervs ( ) would have a 3 day discussion about the merits of the new Pope...and the News of the World think we, as a community are one dimensional!!
Anyway, just asking someone to keep the latch up on the door...just going for a look around 'outside'...I might be sometime! :lol: :lol: :lol:
xxx

i know what you mean mate.. i only came for a pint of milk and a newspaper... but it is rather addictive......apparently the sun is shining outside and i have noticed.. lol
sean xxxxxxx

30 Apr 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
joined up over a year ago and being the self confessed pervert/sex maniac/exhibitionist that I am..spent the first 6 months cruising the ads..mainly couples for blokes, then girls for men...and even men for men ffs lol!!!
I often wondered what went on in the forum...what were those saddo's doing in that darkened corner when there were peeps wanting shagging on the other side..and advertising for it?!! So I opened the cafe door..and kept it ajar with my toe end...but someone, somewhere let it slam behind me..and here I am, the first port of call every morning and I've forgotten what the ad pages look like (well almost..I do have a page flicking obsession occassionally!)..It's amazing isn't that the Cafe posts cover all spectrums of life, personalities and issues...who would have thought a bunch of pervs ( ) would have a 3 day discussion about the merits of the new Pope...and the News of the World think we, as a community are one dimensional!!
Anyway, just asking someone to keep the latch up on the door...just going for a look around 'outside'...I might be sometime! :lol: :lol: :lol:
xxx

i know what you mean mate.. i only came for a pint of milk and a newspaper... but it is rather addictive......apparently the sun is shining outside and i have noticed.. lol
sean xxxxxxx
Cheers Sean..I'll get the bacon & loaf for some sarnies, while Im out!
Ps...the sun is shining in the north east?? Bloody p****** it down here!!

30 Apr 2005

Don't talk to me about the weather!!!
I've just moved up to Derbyshire & I only popped into this Cafe to get out of the rain and wait 'til it was dry.
I've been in this bloody place for weeks now!!!
As soon as it's stopped raining I'm gonna leave all you saddo's & perv's to carry on talking about the Pope & HobNob biscuits!!!
Just "GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!" (Not!!!) biggrin

:D

30 Apr 2005

Quote by littlemee
Don't talk to me about the weather!!!
I've just moved up to Derbyshire & I only popped into this Cafe to get out of the rain and wait 'til it was dry.
I've been in this bloody place for weeks now!!!
As soon as it's stopped raining I'm gonna leave all you saddo's & perv's to carry on talking about the Pope & HobNob biscuits!!!
Just "GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!" (Not!!!) :D

...hahahaha...YOU CAN TRY...BUT YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ps..am off to Debyshire (Alfreton) myself this afters..might bump into you on my travels..I'll just look out for a bloke in a strait jacket and frothing at the mouth!!

30 Apr 2005

Hi littlemee diddent realize you was in wet and soggy chesterfeild too
and alspals i`ll bring the eggs to go with the bacon, has long has your doing the cooking biggrin

i ended up in the cafe cos i followed a guy in with a sexy ass,
but havent seen him since and now im stuck in here, weres the exit, been searching for months rotflmao

30 Apr 2005

Quote by alspals
....I'll just look out for a bloke in a strait jacket and frothing at the mouth!!

Hee hee. Take your pick mate. This is Derbyshire afterall!!!

30 Apr 2005

Quote by cuddly-catlin
and alspals i`ll bring the eggs to go with the bacon, has long has your doing the cooking

mmmm...can see a triple sandwich in the making lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
thanks Cat x

30 Apr 2005

so whos bringing the sausages? mmmmmm bacon, egg and sausage my fav biggrin

30 Apr 2005

Quote by cuddly-catlin
so whos bringing the sausages? mmmmmm bacon, egg and sausage my fav

:flipa:

:lol: glad you like bangers!!

30 Apr 2005

why are you a old banger

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
only jokeing. in a weird mood today biggrin

30 Apr 2005

Quote by cuddly-catlin
why are you a old banger :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
only jokeing. in a weird mood today

...less of the old!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cry:

30 Apr 2005

Quote by alspals
why are you a old banger :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
only jokeing. in a weird mood today

...less of the old!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cry:
ok young banger then :D :D :D

30 Apr 2005

Quote by cuddly-catlin
why are you a old banger :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
only jokeing. in a weird mood today

...less of the old!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cry:
ok young banger then :D :D :D
..only in my dreams Catlin!!! :lol:

1 May 2005

Quote by littlemee
....I'll just look out for a bloke in a strait jacket and frothing at the mouth!!

Hee hee. Take your pick mate. This is Derbyshire afterall!!!
OY!!!!!

:smackbottom: theres nowt wrong with Derbyshire folk!! some of us make meaaan chocolate cake after all..
Am now wondering what Alspals could've been viisiting Alfreton for? It's not as though it's high on the tourist 'places everyone should visit' list or nothing, maybe it was the lure of the new Tesco?? lol

1 May 2005

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm love chocolate cake.
hope you will share next time you make one biggrin

:D :D

1 May 2005

Quote by cuddly-catlin
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm love chocolate cake.
hope you will share next time you make one :D :D

Of course I will Caitlin, I shared the last one, I'm nothing if not generous!