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Goldfish, or how to get horny at the office?

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musketeer
Sex God
In 2004 BSH (before Swinging Heaven) if I was feeling a bit bored or horney in the office I'd get the tackle out and pleasure myself (as you do). In the couple of months that I've been here I've spent most of my bored days on this site, thus reducing the amount of sleep I need at night!! :twisted:
However I can't even remember where I used to go for inspiration, please pm any interesting urls. Memory of a Goldfish.
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Quote by Marya
lol

Is this one of the most bizarre sites on the web ! :lol:
Kangaroo
Warming the Bed
Oh my god...that is so freaky. I have to show that to everyone.
I feel like chicken tonight...like chicken tonight lol
Marya_Northeast
Sex God
Isn't it mad? I asked it to lay an egg - it did put in a good effort and even managed a look of disappointment when there was no result!
redstilletto
Sex God
i asked him to stroke his chicken nuggarts all he did was wag his finger at me
:twisted:
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lol
musketeer
Sex God
That's too much! I typed in "Get me a sandwich"