golf or swinging?

9 Nov 2004

went out on a very rare night out with the lads,the topic of conversation was golf,golf and more golf,until they all had a few,then the subject turned to sex and the women they had(behind there partners back)or would like to the subject turned to me,why i dont play golf,and dont cheat or talk about cheating,they implied although we had a great relationship that me and the wife were somewhat boring,if only they knew wink

maybe i should invite them to our next trip to liberation confused

: what do you guys think of vanilla versus swing,i mean we are boring aernt we :wink:

9 Nov 2004

Quote by wewantu2
what do you guys think of vanilla versus swing,i mean we are boring aernt we

The trouble is that when you get asked at work what you did over the weekend you have to say nothing. Even the smug little smile doesn't stop them thinking you're a boring bastard.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

9 Nov 2004

ok got to ask what is "vanilla" checked the terminology pages and still none the wiser and by the way please no answers like vanilla is my fave ice cream lol.

9 Nov 2004

Golf??
I prefer to hit hairy balls around!!

9 Nov 2004

Well when you do play golf, and 'play' as well, watch out:
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
HUSBAND: "I guess so."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - - silence - - - -
HUSBAND: "SH*T"

9 Nov 2004

Quote by bonnienclyde
ok got to ask what is "vanilla" checked the terminology pages and still none the wiser and by the way please no answers like vanilla is my fave ice cream lol.

Here's an explanation of 'vanilla' that an SH member was kind enough to send me when I first joined the site.
Vanilla is usually thought of as referring to something with a plain or basic flavour. Nothing too exotic. Therefore, in sexual terms, it means something very straight and non-experimental. For example, a monogamous relationship (or, at the very least, serial monogamy), with no hint of threesomes or swapping and, to be truly vanilla, not even any 'role play' or dressing up or even any 'unusual' positions. In other words the very opposite of a swinging site.

9 Nov 2004

Thanks novice1 seems so obvious now you have explained shows how much thought I gave it...

9 Nov 2004

I think it's more fun keeping the secret so when ever the subject comes up you can always smile to yourselves and think "if you only knew!".