I thought I'd got through 2004 without hearing a golfing joke - but I've just heard one - less than four weeks to go and I've just heard one.
Two ladies were ready to tee off when suddenly a male streaker ran across the fairway in front of them.
One thought she recognised him and said "Was that Dick Green?"
The other replied, "I don't think so, it's probably just the reflection of the grass"
Tom  
      mmmmmm   er think ill give that a ........"FOUR"  
      I don't think it's worth a four actually - but it's the only one I've hear all year.
Tom  
      er thats a joke hun  golfers shout four when they hit the ball to warn others lol  
      Hey, we don't have to warn others every time we hit the ball. Only when it's heading towards someone else's head!!!!  
      Hey, we don't have to warn others every time we hit the ball. Only when it's heading towards someone else's head!!!!